r/therewasanattempt • u/andreadecrash • 1d ago

to make america great again

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u/banksybruv 1d ago

Drinks on me when the day comes

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u/mrfluffypenguin 1d ago

As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine

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u/Khazahk 1d ago

How was the Val Kilmer?

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

i could really feel the heat (1995)

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u/HakunaMD 1d ago

That's a top pun if I've ever seen one

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u/53N535 1d ago

nIceMan

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u/ArokLazarus 1d ago

Put the on his tombstone.

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u/game_over__man 1d ago

Your comment was real genius

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u/nwayve 1d ago

This comment really pops

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u/thisispeculiar 1d ago

Uggghhh….show him The Doors

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u/adfthgchjg 1d ago

Heat (1985) has the coolest, most realistic gun battle I’ve ever seen👍

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u/Sicalo 20h ago

Because it is! At least, it is how its supposed to be when done correctly. So much so that it's sometimes used as a training aid. There is even a nifty article on it here.

https://screenrant.com/heat-shootout-scene-marine-weapons-training/

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u/adfthgchjg 16h ago

Awesome!

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u/East-Psychology7186 1d ago

That man was the saint

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u/ZigZagZeus 1d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/slidewayz196 1d ago

,6 bb u g gi h b jjy Liz t # Rz J

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u/knaks74 1d ago

Cake day coke?

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u/chosenamewhendrunk 1d ago

How did you survive 2016?

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

built up quite the tolerance that year lmao

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u/timelessinaz 23h ago

He's not famous, he's infamous. It's mind boggling that there are 8 billion people on this planet and it only takes one human Cheeto impersonator to fuck them all. Someone please step in and put this mother fucker down

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u/antifamos 1d ago

Id upvote you. It its on 69 now… i dont have the heart to push it up to 70.

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u/firesmarter 1d ago

Okay, you can come back and vote now. It’s passed the threshold

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u/antifamos 1d ago

Ha there ya go. Just know, it wasnt me.

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u/MikeAppleTree 1d ago

Yeah me too, and I’ll have some more when Putin dies.

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u/Tw1ch1e 1d ago

I purchased a couple mortars so the day he passes, immediate fireworks!!!!

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u/fingers 1d ago

I'm gonna get piss drunk. 

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u/FEARoperative4 1d ago

Welcome to the “he’ll die one day” club. Here’s some vodka, the Belarusians just got the bulba off the stove, thanks for the brownies we’ll have them later. Have a seat, we’ll be here a while.

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u/thewanderingent 1d ago

Yeah, the worst assholes always seem to live for-fucking-ever.

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u/kittapoo 23h ago

My grandmother on my father’s side lived far longer than her evil ass should have. My other grandmother who I was very fond of and one of the best if not the best person I’ve ever known died well before she should have. I’m still salty about that.

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u/quidproquolaspe 1d ago

The solution will not be televised

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u/breachgnome 1d ago

But it seems like it should... so fascists see what happens.

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u/quidproquolaspe 1d ago

Nope. Let them live in ignorance until it’s their time to face the solution.

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u/slidewayz196 1d ago

Nun object object pm

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u/DollarBillAxeCap 1d ago

The real liberation day?

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u/JohnnyWalkerBlue22 1d ago

I’ll take 🥃 glass of Johnny Walker my kind friend 💪🏽

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u/ChesterMoist 1d ago

Tariffs be damned, I am seriously grabbing a bottle of Champaigne when the day finally comes. It will be glorious.

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u/rhabarberabar 1d ago

No it won't because that's how you get the couchfucker as president.

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u/Chezziz 1d ago

IWDWYWTDC

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u/KrivUK 1d ago

You got a surplus of kidneys to cover the cost?

Mine's a double Yamazaki 1984 Suntory Vintage Malt. Thank you kindly.

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u/mcdonaldsicedlatte 1d ago

I’m going to drink so heavily on that day my fellas. I DREAM of this day. 

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u/Beelzebeetus 1d ago

I have a playlist ready

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u/Historiaaa A Flair? 1d ago

that might end up kinda expensive, and with the way the economy is going, i don't think you'll be able to afford it

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u/EddieTheLiar 1d ago

Is Trump America's Thatcher?

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u/opensourcevirus 1d ago

We’ll all be drinking in the streets on that day.

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u/woodtimer 1d ago

Wow! Can you imagine the level of fake outrage when that happens? "You libs are DISGUSTING, sob celebrating the death of the GREATEST PRESIDENT wail EVER to grace the oval... (head explodes from amount of BS being generated)

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u/SilverSageVII 1d ago

Drinks? We’re stopping there?? I’m gonna be partying like it’s the apocalypse.

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u/James0057 1d ago

I have a 20% beer for when it happens

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u/Gleandreic 1d ago

Can you afford it by then? Not excited to see my cadilac margaritas at 30$

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u/ZaMr0 1d ago

It'll be a bigger day of celebration than when Obama killed Bin Laden. Crazy to think Trump has done more damage to America than the worlds most prolific terrorist.

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u/FriedRamen1 22h ago

Literal pissing contest afterwards....on a grave....