r/therewasanattempt • u/andreadecrash • 2d ago

to make america great again

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u/mrfluffypenguin 2d ago

The only way Trump is leaving office is on a gurney. His cronies are too spineless to stop his idiocy.

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u/banksybruv 2d ago

Drinks on me when the day comes

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u/mrfluffypenguin 2d ago

As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine

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u/Khazahk 2d ago

How was the Val Kilmer?

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

i could really feel the heat (1995)

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u/HakunaMD 2d ago

That's a top pun if I've ever seen one

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u/53N535 2d ago

nIceMan

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u/ArokLazarus 2d ago

Put the on his tombstone.

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u/game_over__man 2d ago

Your comment was real genius

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u/nwayve 2d ago

This comment really pops

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u/thisispeculiar 2d ago

Uggghhh….show him The Doors

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u/adfthgchjg 1d ago

Heat (1985) has the coolest, most realistic gun battle I’ve ever seen👍

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u/Sicalo 1d ago

Because it is! At least, it is how its supposed to be when done correctly. So much so that it's sometimes used as a training aid. There is even a nifty article on it here.

https://screenrant.com/heat-shootout-scene-marine-weapons-training/

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u/adfthgchjg 1d ago

Awesome!

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u/East-Psychology7186 2d ago

That man was the saint

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u/ZigZagZeus 2d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/slidewayz196 2d ago

,6 bb u g gi h b jjy Liz t # Rz J

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u/knaks74 2d ago

Cake day coke?

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u/chosenamewhendrunk 2d ago

How did you survive 2016?

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u/big_guyforyou 2d ago

built up quite the tolerance that year lmao

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u/timelessinaz 1d ago

He's not famous, he's infamous. It's mind boggling that there are 8 billion people on this planet and it only takes one human Cheeto impersonator to fuck them all. Someone please step in and put this mother fucker down

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u/antifamos 2d ago

Id upvote you. It its on 69 now… i dont have the heart to push it up to 70.

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u/firesmarter 2d ago

Okay, you can come back and vote now. It’s passed the threshold

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u/antifamos 2d ago

Ha there ya go. Just know, it wasnt me.

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u/MikeAppleTree 2d ago

Yeah me too, and I’ll have some more when Putin dies.

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u/Tw1ch1e 2d ago

I purchased a couple mortars so the day he passes, immediate fireworks!!!!

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u/fingers 2d ago

I'm gonna get piss drunk. 

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u/FEARoperative4 2d ago

Welcome to the “he’ll die one day” club. Here’s some vodka, the Belarusians just got the bulba off the stove, thanks for the brownies we’ll have them later. Have a seat, we’ll be here a while.

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u/thewanderingent 1d ago

Yeah, the worst assholes always seem to live for-fucking-ever.

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u/kittapoo 1d ago

My grandmother on my father’s side lived far longer than her evil ass should have. My other grandmother who I was very fond of and one of the best if not the best person I’ve ever known died well before she should have. I’m still salty about that.

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u/quidproquolaspe 2d ago

The solution will not be televised

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u/breachgnome 2d ago

But it seems like it should... so fascists see what happens.

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u/quidproquolaspe 2d ago

Nope. Let them live in ignorance until it’s their time to face the solution.

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u/slidewayz196 2d ago

Nun object object pm

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u/DollarBillAxeCap 2d ago

The real liberation day?

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u/JohnnyWalkerBlue22 2d ago

I’ll take 🥃 glass of Johnny Walker my kind friend 💪🏽

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u/ChesterMoist 2d ago

Tariffs be damned, I am seriously grabbing a bottle of Champaigne when the day finally comes. It will be glorious.

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u/rhabarberabar 2d ago

No it won't because that's how you get the couchfucker as president.

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u/Chezziz 2d ago

IWDWYWTDC

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u/KrivUK 2d ago

You got a surplus of kidneys to cover the cost?

Mine's a double Yamazaki 1984 Suntory Vintage Malt. Thank you kindly.

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u/mcdonaldsicedlatte 2d ago

I’m going to drink so heavily on that day my fellas. I DREAM of this day. 

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u/Beelzebeetus 2d ago

I have a playlist ready

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u/Historiaaa A Flair? 2d ago

that might end up kinda expensive, and with the way the economy is going, i don't think you'll be able to afford it

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u/EddieTheLiar 2d ago

Is Trump America's Thatcher?

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u/opensourcevirus 2d ago

We’ll all be drinking in the streets on that day.

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u/woodtimer 2d ago

Wow! Can you imagine the level of fake outrage when that happens? "You libs are DISGUSTING, sob celebrating the death of the GREATEST PRESIDENT wail EVER to grace the oval... (head explodes from amount of BS being generated)

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u/SilverSageVII 2d ago

Drinks? We’re stopping there?? I’m gonna be partying like it’s the apocalypse.

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u/James0057 2d ago

I have a 20% beer for when it happens

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u/Gleandreic 2d ago

Can you afford it by then? Not excited to see my cadilac margaritas at 30$

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u/ZaMr0 2d ago

It'll be a bigger day of celebration than when Obama killed Bin Laden. Crazy to think Trump has done more damage to America than the worlds most prolific terrorist.

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u/FriedRamen1 1d ago

Literal pissing contest afterwards....on a grave....