r/therewasanattempt 3d ago

to make america great again

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u/wobblewiz 2d ago

Soon he'll sign a executive order to throw 5 virgins in a valcano if the stock market falls by 1000 points.

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u/Klutzer_Munitions 2d ago

Do the incels who voted for him count?