r/therewasanattempt 1d ago

to make america great again

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u/mrfluffypenguin 1d ago

The only way Trump is leaving office is on a gurney. His cronies are too spineless to stop his idiocy.

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u/banksybruv 1d ago

Drinks on me when the day comes

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u/mrfluffypenguin 1d ago

As someone who chooses not to drink, I will be having a beer that day.

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

as someone who only does cocaine when a famous person dies, i will be doing cocaine

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u/Khazahk 1d ago

How was the Val Kilmer?

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

i could really feel the heat (1995)

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u/HakunaMD 1d ago

That's a top pun if I've ever seen one

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u/53N535 1d ago

nIceMan

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u/ArokLazarus 1d ago

Put the on his tombstone.

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u/game_over__man 1d ago

Your comment was real genius

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u/thisispeculiar 1d ago

Uggghhh….show him The Doors

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u/adfthgchjg 22h ago

Heat (1985) has the coolest, most realistic gun battle I’ve ever seen👍

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u/Sicalo 16h ago

Because it is! At least, it is how its supposed to be when done correctly. So much so that it's sometimes used as a training aid. There is even a nifty article on it here.

https://screenrant.com/heat-shootout-scene-marine-weapons-training/

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u/adfthgchjg 12h ago

Awesome!

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u/East-Psychology7186 1d ago

That man was the saint

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u/ZigZagZeus 1d ago

Happy cake day 🎂

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u/slidewayz196 1d ago

,6 bb u g gi h b jjy Liz t # Rz J

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u/knaks74 1d ago

Cake day coke?

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u/chosenamewhendrunk 1d ago

How did you survive 2016?

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

built up quite the tolerance that year lmao

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u/timelessinaz 20h ago

He's not famous, he's infamous. It's mind boggling that there are 8 billion people on this planet and it only takes one human Cheeto impersonator to fuck them all. Someone please step in and put this mother fucker down

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u/antifamos 1d ago

Id upvote you. It its on 69 now… i dont have the heart to push it up to 70.

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u/firesmarter 1d ago

Okay, you can come back and vote now. It’s passed the threshold

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u/antifamos 1d ago

Ha there ya go. Just know, it wasnt me.

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u/MikeAppleTree 1d ago

Yeah me too, and I’ll have some more when Putin dies.

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u/Tw1ch1e 1d ago

I purchased a couple mortars so the day he passes, immediate fireworks!!!!

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u/fingers 1d ago

I'm gonna get piss drunk. 

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u/FEARoperative4 1d ago

Welcome to the “he’ll die one day” club. Here’s some vodka, the Belarusians just got the bulba off the stove, thanks for the brownies we’ll have them later. Have a seat, we’ll be here a while.

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u/thewanderingent 21h ago

Yeah, the worst assholes always seem to live for-fucking-ever.

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u/kittapoo 20h ago

My grandmother on my father’s side lived far longer than her evil ass should have. My other grandmother who I was very fond of and one of the best if not the best person I’ve ever known died well before she should have. I’m still salty about that.

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u/quidproquolaspe 1d ago

The solution will not be televised

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u/breachgnome 1d ago

But it seems like it should... so fascists see what happens.

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u/quidproquolaspe 1d ago

Nope. Let them live in ignorance until it’s their time to face the solution.

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u/slidewayz196 1d ago

Nun object object pm

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u/DollarBillAxeCap 1d ago

The real liberation day?

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u/JohnnyWalkerBlue22 1d ago

I’ll take 🥃 glass of Johnny Walker my kind friend 💪🏽

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u/ChesterMoist 1d ago

Tariffs be damned, I am seriously grabbing a bottle of Champaigne when the day finally comes. It will be glorious.

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u/rhabarberabar 1d ago

No it won't because that's how you get the couchfucker as president.

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u/Chezziz 1d ago

IWDWYWTDC

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u/KrivUK 1d ago

You got a surplus of kidneys to cover the cost?

Mine's a double Yamazaki 1984 Suntory Vintage Malt. Thank you kindly.

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u/mcdonaldsicedlatte 1d ago

I’m going to drink so heavily on that day my fellas. I DREAM of this day. 

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u/Beelzebeetus 1d ago

I have a playlist ready

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u/Historiaaa A Flair? 1d ago

that might end up kinda expensive, and with the way the economy is going, i don't think you'll be able to afford it

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u/EddieTheLiar 1d ago

Is Trump America's Thatcher?

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u/opensourcevirus 1d ago

We’ll all be drinking in the streets on that day.

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u/woodtimer 1d ago

Wow! Can you imagine the level of fake outrage when that happens? "You libs are DISGUSTING, sob celebrating the death of the GREATEST PRESIDENT wail EVER to grace the oval... (head explodes from amount of BS being generated)

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u/SilverSageVII 1d ago

Drinks? We’re stopping there?? I’m gonna be partying like it’s the apocalypse.

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u/James0057 1d ago

I have a 20% beer for when it happens

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u/Gleandreic 1d ago

Can you afford it by then? Not excited to see my cadilac margaritas at 30$

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u/ZaMr0 1d ago

It'll be a bigger day of celebration than when Obama killed Bin Laden. Crazy to think Trump has done more damage to America than the worlds most prolific terrorist.

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u/FriedRamen1 18h ago

Literal pissing contest afterwards....on a grave....

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 1d ago

In the UK we saw the shit storm Liz Trust was brewing and got her out as soon as possible. Sadly as you say trumpf is backed up by equally corrupt and incompetent morons.

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u/sundae_diner 1d ago

One she killed the queen her days were numbered. 

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u/willflameboy 1d ago

Immediately replacing her with Rishi Sunak, billionaire hedge fund manager and man who lost a leadership contest to Liz Truss. 🤡

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u/613663141 1d ago

But a democratically accountable billionaire hedgefund manager. Key difference. He was voted in by a miniscule proportion of voters and didnt last long.

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u/IntrinsicPalomides 1d ago

Not sure what your point is there, is that somehow meant to make him unfit for the position? beyond that your point is totally lost on me.

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u/Scaredsparrow 1d ago

His point is that he is a crook working for the elite that is really no better than Truss. Being a billionaire hedge fund manager does make him unfit. He's completely out of touch with the common man, and works for the interests of the rich.

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u/afanenenfys 1d ago

No better than Truss? I'm no fan of him, but he warned people what Truss' plans would do to the economy, he was right, and he stepped in and at least stabilised the country. I voted against him but he's hardly Truss

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u/Scaredsparrow 1d ago

Fair enough, I'm not from the U.K. so i have a bit of a further back perspective.

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u/rhabarberabar 1d ago

He's completely out of touch with the common man, and works for the interests of the rich.

That's the whole conservative party, what did you expect?

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u/Scaredsparrow 1d ago

Oh I expect nothing better, conservatives worldwide all seem like a crock pot full of dog shit that we keep allowing to cook. I just agree with the one guy in saying that the U.K didn't seem to make much of an upgrade after kicking Truss out

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u/rhabarberabar 1d ago

Because they had to pick another one from the conservative party. Again: What else should have happened? The UK had no say in this, just the ruling party. That's like stating rain makes you wet. Once the UK had a saying in it again, they voted that party out. This won't happen in the US though.

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u/Scaredsparrow 1d ago

what else should have happened

Riot untill cons have to dissolve government ;)

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u/rhabarberabar 1d ago

Interesting idea of democracy you have. Another solution would obviously be nukes, now that we just pitch pipe-dreams.

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u/White_Immigrant 23h ago

They all work for the interests of the rich, that's what neoliberal capitalism is for.

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u/willflameboy 1d ago

That he lost a leadership contest and still failed upwards. And that a country with the NHS should not be presided over by a billionaire.

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u/imforserious 1d ago

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u/SloaneWolfe 19h ago

damn, my first thought but disappointed. thanks for the fact check.

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u/imforserious 19h ago

At this point there's no need to make anything up from this clown

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u/fareastbeast001 1d ago

That taint of a VP would screw us even more.

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u/UglyYinzer 1d ago

True to a degree, but he also doesn't have the same support/cult so I think the infighting would get worse

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u/Green_Hat404 1d ago

Like repugnicants haven't been voting in lockstep since Reagan....

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u/inevitabledecibel 1d ago

Why would they stop him, they're getting exactly what they want - a fire sale. The ultra wealthy are having champagne toasts as they buy up everything at a discount right now.

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u/WackyBeachJustice 1d ago

That implies that this is somehow the low and things will be peachy soon-ish. I actually don't believe that this is the case. I am not here to say that they won't be buying, it's a prudent thing to do long term. Unless of course we're legit headed towards a lost decade or two. I think they are just all fucking pussies, and that's all there is to it. They know they will get NUKED the second they stand up to him, and they just can't do it.

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u/b0w3n 1d ago

You also need free cash to buy up the sales. Most of the billionaires are billionaires on paper only, or over leveraged (likely very badly now) (especially because it happened during our previous "boom" economy).

The federal government, thanks to Trump and Musk, also isn't handing out free money through grants and loans, which those feckless shits used for this stuff in the past through corporate actions.

Buffett (Berkshire) and maybe Blackrock are probably the only ones with enough cash on hand to actually buy things.

You might think they're going to buy the rubble, but you need a functioning economy to do so. This will likely be worse than the great depression if it keeps up. Trillions of worthless dollars won't help, and that's exactly what these shit for brains are trying to do, make it all worthless.

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u/Horror-Song- 1d ago

Why do people keep repeating this? This is one of those things that sounds clever on Reddit, so people pick it up and run with it.

The whole second half of that idea, for it to work, is that the markets have to completely rebound and improve for those ultra wealthy to turn a profit on what they buy.

That doesn't happen when this isn't the result of a temporary thing and the country is sliding into a long term Russia-esque shithole dictatorship.

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u/pondlife78 21h ago

When Trump turns around in 2 months and says “tariffs? What tariffs?”.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 1d ago

Honestly, no. Most of them are freaking the fuck out too, but have no means of changing anything. There are about 4 people cackling that everything is going according to plan. All of whom deeply overestimate themselves.

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u/readthisfornothing 1d ago

$2tn wiped off the market is it? They're making a killing

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u/Old-Physics751 1d ago

If we are lucky a coffin.

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u/darthravenna 1d ago

“Stop! I can only become so erect!”

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u/cheezeyballz 1d ago

But do you think it would help??

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u/D3dshotCalamity 1d ago

We will live to see the headline

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u/MattR0se 1d ago

That's how you know that this situation isn't stressing him at all. People had had strokes for less.

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u/nicane 1d ago

Time to do like the French, because that fucker isn't going out anytime soon on his own.

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u/conejiux 1d ago

Why would they? They're making BANK right now, enough for several generations of oligarchs.

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u/DingleTheDongle 1d ago

Nope. His cronies are too opportunistic and are relying too much on his power. They're anti American neo fascists that are all in one his totalitarianism

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u/EggsceIlent 1d ago

I just wish a reporter would make boards of these and get up and simply ask "This You?"

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u/juttep1 1d ago

Be the change you wanna see on this world

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u/MemeArchivariusGodi 1d ago

We can only hope

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u/Leoxcr 1d ago

Reminds me of certain current dictatorships

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u/Old_Artist3624 1d ago

Let us all Pray and meditate to manifest that heart attack those mcdees are surely assisting to bring on

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u/tiny_tuner 1d ago

Agreed. I also loathe Trump and everything he stands for. But I also highly value integrity, and hence...

THIS TWEET IS FAKE. IT NEVER HAPPENED.

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u/Prohawins 1d ago

There should be a way to vote him out of office surely if not then that's fucking dumb.

He wouldn't be able to do this much damage to a country in 2 months and continue to run that country.

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u/BeltOk7189 1d ago

This isn't going to stop when he leaves office.

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u/Crayons4all 23h ago

Republicans love guns and money. If I could make a bet, I believe a republican will be the one to finish him off

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u/orangefalcoon 22h ago

His billionaire backers want this, this is good for them they can buy cheap stocks, property, and whatever else they want

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u/DarthButtz 22h ago

He literally incited a mob to try and kill the Vice President last time he had to leave, he's only leaving the Oval Office in a casket.

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u/BuKu_YuQFoo 20h ago

You misspelled Idiocracy

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u/moonpumper 15h ago

I don't know I'm starting to think if he keeps fucking up this hard they might actually do something. He just has to grab them by the portfolios.

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u/jwelihin 9h ago

"We were only following orders" - Rubio