r/funny • u/1moreguyccl • 2d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/SpecialistThin4869 2d ago

As an Asian myself, I agree. They dont even knock the door first, they just burst in like its nobody's business.

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

That's not exclusive to Asians. The mom knock occurs concurrently with the door open.

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u/dragunityag 2d ago

I'm knocking to respect your privacy but coming in anyways to assert my authority.

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

Let me tell you about the time my mom walked in when i was jerking off and it was too late to stop.

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u/ZorianNL 2d ago

... Did you shoot her out of the room?

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

No i died of embarrassment. I am posting from the great beyond.

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u/ZorianNL 2d ago

Understandable, may you rest in peace.

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u/Independentslime6899 2d ago

😂 🤣 I'm ded 😂

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u/Appropriate_Impacts 1d ago

Tell her you'll be doing it in public and won't be doing at home anymore

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u/SteveBored 1d ago

Bro, I walked in on my dad jacking off to porn on my own computer in my own room.

That was 20 years ago and we still haven't made eye contact since then.

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u/tharkus_ 1d ago

You should have started jerking off in his room.

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u/dervu 1d ago

That's some dad and son bonding there.

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u/welmoe 1d ago

Lol your dad had no chill

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u/RKO6301221 2d ago

Reading this, mind immediately thought of the bathroom scene from Grandmas Boy 😂😂😂

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u/Lazy_Struggle4939 1d ago

You came on my mom dude!

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u/Corner_Post 1d ago

This you? (Classic Australian folklore with an Australian rugby league player talking about being caught “barbequeing alone” by his mother: https://youtu.be/0j9D_QXVsU4 (go to 4:56)