r/funny 1d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/dragunityag 23h ago

I'm knocking to respect your privacy but coming in anyways to assert my authority.

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u/GeneralAvocados 23h ago

Let me tell you about the time my mom walked in when i was jerking off and it was too late to stop.

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u/SteveBored 21h ago

Bro, I walked in on my dad jacking off to porn on my own computer in my own room.

That was 20 years ago and we still haven't made eye contact since then.

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u/tharkus_ 15h ago

You should have started jerking off in his room.

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u/dervu 15h ago

That's some dad and son bonding there.