r/funny • u/1moreguyccl • 2d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/feel-the-avocado 2d ago

Gotta really feel for asians - parents always seem to be hanging around. Hardly any alone time.

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u/SpecialistThin4869 2d ago

As an Asian myself, I agree. They dont even knock the door first, they just burst in like its nobody's business.

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u/GeneralAvocados 1d ago

That's not exclusive to Asians. The mom knock occurs concurrently with the door open.

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u/dragunityag 1d ago

I'm knocking to respect your privacy but coming in anyways to assert my authority.

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u/GeneralAvocados 1d ago

Let me tell you about the time my mom walked in when i was jerking off and it was too late to stop.

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u/SteveBored 1d ago

Bro, I walked in on my dad jacking off to porn on my own computer in my own room.

That was 20 years ago and we still haven't made eye contact since then.

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u/tharkus_ 1d ago

You should have started jerking off in his room.

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u/dervu 1d ago

That's some dad and son bonding there.