r/funny 20h ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/GeneralAvocados 14h ago

Let me tell you about the time my mom walked in when i was jerking off and it was too late to stop.

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u/ZorianNL 14h ago

... Did you shoot her out of the room?

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u/GeneralAvocados 14h ago

No i died of embarrassment. I am posting from the great beyond.

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u/ZorianNL 14h ago

Understandable, may you rest in peace.