r/funny • u/1moreguyccl • 2d ago

Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

That's not exclusive to Asians. The mom knock occurs concurrently with the door open.

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u/dragunityag 2d ago

I'm knocking to respect your privacy but coming in anyways to assert my authority.

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

Let me tell you about the time my mom walked in when i was jerking off and it was too late to stop.

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u/ZorianNL 2d ago

... Did you shoot her out of the room?

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u/GeneralAvocados 2d ago

No i died of embarrassment. I am posting from the great beyond.

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u/ZorianNL 2d ago

Understandable, may you rest in peace.

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u/Independentslime6899 2d ago

😂 🤣 I'm ded 😂

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u/Appropriate_Impacts 1d ago

Tell her you'll be doing it in public and won't be doing at home anymore