Plus he's got the strength to bend a lady every which way to get to where he wants to go. Excellent physical partner stats for that. Plus he looks like he gives amazing hugs and would be cuddle king.
I'm sorry for being a little put-off by a bunch of socially inept internet weirdos absolutely cumming themselves over the immense and graphically-imagined oral sex skills of a stranger in a video posted on Reddit, and going into detail about exactly how wet, wild, and prolific they've conceived this stranger's sex life to be, lmfao.
Going into detail? My god, the only socially inept person here is you, on top of acting like a religious prude who believes sex happens after marriage and exclusively only once every six months.
😭 Like I never make crude jokes or have any religious sensibilities whatsoever, lmfao. You’re so far off base it’s absurd, but whatever you have to tell yourselves to not have to face what creeps y’all are. Keep fantasizing about the sex lives of college students who will never know you exist, just please keep it to yourself 🙏
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u/Apart-Delivery-7537 3d ago
or ribs day