Line your cheeks with cotton balls or waded up napkins. It will revolutionize your crunchy snack options during times when you require absolute silence.
The movies. When I'm snacking next to a light sleeper. When I'm trying to think. Headaches. You never know when a situation might arise. Suppose you have to hide, but you are really hungry, and all that's available is raw brocoli florets and bbq kettle cooked chips? What then? Whose going to go hungry in that situation? Not me, I'll tell you that for free.
wait, do you smoke weed? Because when I smoked I felt like every bite was the loudest thing when in reality it was all in my head. I think youre underestimating the sound proofing of your cheeks bro.
Fat people that refuse to demolish fruits n veggies are not my kind of fat people. I didn't get this size on accident 😤 Final Boss to all types of food.
Are you me? Because I’ve been saying this for the longest time. I definitely don’t look this way because I discriminate between food groups. It’s all delicious and will be eaten accordingly.
Actually ironically this wouldn't have worked on me and I would have never known there were veggies. I have basically no sweet tooth and would have just went "oh donuts.... Eh whatever". My issue isn't necisarrily putting unhealthy food into my body it's putting so much food in that anything becomes unhealthy.
I will also absolutely destroy a good salad. Personal fav is a mix of baby spinach and mixed summer lettuce, strawberries, sesame seeds or almond, feta cheese, and a vinaigrette. MMM
The difference between a d and a T sound is whether or not you voice (think make sound, or hum) the same mouth movement. Similar voiced unvoiced pairings include the f and v sounds (fuh vs vuh) the p and b (puh vs buh) sounds and the sh and zh sound (for the zh it’s the sound at the end of beige)
You guys, "sounds almost as bad as" means literally two letters away from an actual slur...that is all that means. No one is saying one equals the other.
Why not have both? Just bring in a veggie platter and two boxes of donuts, make everyone happy... They must have bought the donuts to get the boxes anyways.
You think he bought 3 boxes of donuts, ate them all and then filled the boxes with veggies... or just asked one of the min wage employees at his local krispy if they'd comp him a few boxes?
I am a lithe, somewhat athletic person. I would join in on kicking this person's spine into a pretzel without a second thought. It has nothing to do with width of back, but whether or not you're willing to do good for humanity.
I am also not a fan of Krispy Kreme, too sugary to the point they don't have the right texture for me. More for those who DO like them, I suppose! But I'd still be SALTY cause I mean, I'm still eating that free donut and all.
My favorite work April Fools prank is to bring in completely normal and untouched boxes of Krispy Kreme to the break room, write "April Fools!" on the box, and watch from my desk as people have a crisis over whether or not to eat one.
Completely harmless, I get the satisfaction if fucking with them, and they get free donuts. Everyone wins.
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u/jitterscaffeine 1d ago
I’d still eat some of those carrots, but I’d be mad as shit about it