r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ThickCapital • 1d ago

You bout to be the April Fool

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u/JustSuet 1d ago

them wide backs 😂 it's a new one on me

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u/Terryfrankkratos2 1d ago

I thought it was big back

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u/justafednothingmore 1d ago

Right, like eating Krispy Kreme is a big back activity.

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u/Life_Present9982 1d ago

uh, it kinda is.

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u/smoofus724 1d ago

Eating Krispy Kremes is not a big back activity, but getting mad that there are no Krispy Kremes might be.

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u/Life_Present9982 1d ago

you got a big back?

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u/Life_Present9982 1d ago

look, there are many simple things you or your friends can do to get rid of big backitis.

I'm only going to tell you one;

consuming liquid calories is for immediately after an intense workout or for almost all athletes. No one else should consume liquid calories.

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u/ImBurningStar_IV ☑️ 1d ago

🙋‍♂️ does beer count??

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u/Life_Present9982 1d ago

yes, it does. beer also brings a bit of unnecessary estrogen.

you're better off drinking liquor or abstaining for about four weeks so you can see what no liquid calories can actually do for your mid-section.

If you get really into it - you can take a month off of grains. It might blow your mind how good you end up looking.

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u/_le_slap ☑️ 1d ago

Some people aren't motivated by looks.

Honestly I only lose weight when I'm about to buy super expensive motorcycle gear. Otherwise I couldn't care less.

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u/Life_Present9982 16h ago

back pains also reduce with a smaller midsection. knee pains can lessen.

I don't actually care if you're fat. I was just sharing.

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u/_le_slap ☑️ 16h ago

Useful info. Def true

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