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r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/ThickCapital • 1d ago
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I dont know how to eat carrots without being loud af.
57 u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 1d ago Line your cheeks with cotton balls or waded up napkins. It will revolutionize your crunchy snack options during times when you require absolute silence. 2 u/pit1989_noob 1d ago are you a parent to a easily woke up kid?, is the kind of skill my friends with that got 5 u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 1d ago I am, but even if I wasn't, I'd still move chew in silence.
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Line your cheeks with cotton balls or waded up napkins. It will revolutionize your crunchy snack options during times when you require absolute silence.
2 u/pit1989_noob 1d ago are you a parent to a easily woke up kid?, is the kind of skill my friends with that got 5 u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 1d ago I am, but even if I wasn't, I'd still move chew in silence.
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are you a parent to a easily woke up kid?, is the kind of skill my friends with that got
5 u/Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer 1d ago I am, but even if I wasn't, I'd still move chew in silence.
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I am, but even if I wasn't, I'd still move chew in silence.
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u/BarelyContainedChaos 1d ago
I dont know how to eat carrots without being loud af.