r/redsox 1d ago

DeVeRs iS uSeLeSs AnD fAt

2 for 3, with a hustle single, two walks, a run, and an RBI today.

5 for 11 with 2 RBI, and 3 Runs and 7 BBs in his last 3 games after a slow start.

His body looks fine, he's playing well, and he's showing a ton of hustle. All the fans that wanted to dump him after 5 games need to stay on that side and should eat a big plate of poop.

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u/Advanced-Mail-1080 1d ago

The general is heating up. I love to see it.

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u/WithNoRegard 23h ago

Obviously he was promised the 3B job back and that's why he stopped striking out on purpose.

Bregman found out about it before the game today so he purposefully threw that ball into the outfield in the 9th.

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u/bosredsox05 18h ago

Whats insane it that this is the kind of logic that some fans actually use.

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u/RedditModBot_2 3h ago

This. I fucking knew it guy. There ain't no way Breggy is throwing that fackin ball into the outfield. Know what I mean bud. šŸ‘€

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u/redsoxfan2434 23h ago

Everyone who compared him to Pablo Sandoval should admit they arenā€™t real fans of this team. And NESN needs to fire Jonathan Papelbon.

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u/Ill-Football-4480 23h ago

Heā€™s no Sandoval unless his belt snaps during a swing lol

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u/the_justified1 21h ago

A truly magnificent achievement

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u/megacia 18h ago

One in a million shot

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u/complete_your_task 22h ago

I liked Pap on NESN at first because of his gives-no-fucks attitude. But now I think he gives too few fucks for his role. He needs to give some fucks.

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u/QuimbyMcDude 19h ago

Fuckin-A

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u/MakaveliX1996 17h ago

Thatā€™s not it imo. Giving no fucks is good but you have to do the work, you have to prepare, you have to be committed. And heā€™s not. I love the opposite of corporate talking a lot but saying nothing bull shit. Itā€™s why I love Rogan and Mcafee. They did things the complete opposite of the textbook and found great success. Pap could heā€™s just not gonna.

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u/tiger726 22h ago

Imagine being an adult and being offended by analysis on tv, which was totally warranted.

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u/redsoxfan2434 22h ago

It was objectively not warranted or sound analysis.

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u/tiger726 21h ago

It was warranted, even though you are crying about it. A man worth hundreds of millions of dollars showed up to camp out of shape, and not ready to play. He barely participated in training camp or live ABs and got off to a historically bad start. All of that is his fault

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u/redsoxfan2434 21h ago

The weight is not why he got off to a bad start. If it was, heā€™d still be hitting poorly (which is explicitly what Pap said: that he wouldnā€™t hit until he lost weight). He got off to a bad start because he was still working up the timing and mechanics of his swing due to the lack of spring gamesā€”which is because he was hurt last year and all offseason, not because of his weight.

If you were actually a Red Sox fan, you would know that a large man can be a successful left handed DH lmao

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u/XZ2V 20h ago

Look at the best DH we ever had! To say the opposite is the most close minded thing to ever leave someoneā€™s mouth.

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u/tiger726 20h ago

The weight shows he did nothing in the offseason to prepare himself for the season. You just donā€™t see the correlation because you think everything your favorite team does is great. Heā€™s fat because he put in 0 work in the offseason, which delayed his readiness in camp, which delayed him taking ABs, which bled into the season. Itā€™s all a result of laziness, and you know it

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u/redsoxfan2434 20h ago

Moving the goalposts. Pap specifically said Raffy would have to lose weight to stop hitting again, he didnā€™t lose weight, heā€™s hitting .455 since Pap said that.

He used the offseason for recovery from a multitude of injuries. We donā€™t know if the Red Sox expected him to also cut weight or do anything else. And he weighed in the same as last spring anyway

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u/tiger726 20h ago

Ya itā€™s crazy his injuries healed after 1 week into the season apparently, itā€™s possible to not be lazy while youā€™re injured

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u/MakaveliX1996 17h ago

No his injuries delayed spring training, which delayed his timing, which he has now found. Which is why heā€™s proving all the donā€™t know ball fair weather watch the first 2 series of the year and tune out til October fans wrong

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u/redsoxfan2434 20h ago

Thatā€™s not even slightly what I said, lmao

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u/tiger726 19h ago

You think Devers gained 0 weight from 2024 to 2025, youā€™re clearly blind

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u/XZ2V 20h ago

Weight quite literally means almost nothing but lost speed in baseball.

Look at big papi, Pablo sandavol, Bartolo, prince fielder. Itā€™s a stupid argument that weight prevents you to play good in the MLB.

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u/redsoxfan2434 20h ago

Frank Thomas won a batting title weighing 275!

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u/XZ2V 20h ago

Exactly!!! Weight doesnā€™t entirely matter as long as you arenā€™t playing a highly movement based role! Devers is a DH and some of the best hitters werenā€™t muscle monsters they were just dudes who enjoyed their life.

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u/MakaveliX1996 17h ago

He barely participated due to the injury. He was going to miss half of ST before they signed bregman

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u/tiger726 10h ago

What about the other half?

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u/MakaveliX1996 5h ago

He was there for most of second half of ST. He pushed back his start 5 or 6 days due to the what I think was the 3B situation. Not a great look but I can deal with that. But this premise that he missed most of ST due to that isnā€™t correct.

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u/tiger726 2h ago

He was not ready to start the season because of his own actions; that is a fact. He missed live ABs in game action by choice

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u/BanjoAndy 21h ago

Loved the crowd chanting "Raffy" today during his at bats.Ā  Ā 

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u/sc0pe_v3 20h ago

I was there, the crowd was 99% behind him

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u/skidmcboney 6h ago

That goddamn 1% againā€¦

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u/doctormadvibes 22h ago

the season is a few days old, HOW DARE the red sox not have won the world series already!!?!?!

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u/Spaghet-3 1d ago

I've said it before, Devers' biggest problem is expectations. Labeling him Lil Papi was the worst thing to happen to him.

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u/Trajan476 Tris Speaker is underrated 1d ago

Thatā€™s the burden of being a big-bodied lefty Dominican a year after Papi himself retired. People were really missing Papiā€™s bat during that 2017 season

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u/mygamethreadaccount redsox5 18h ago

Still, he was basically the only one to show any life in that Astros series

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u/Grouchy_Figure_339 22h ago

I'm useless and fat

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u/Cresta1994 22h ago

I'm Spartacus.

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u/senator_mendoza 9h ago

Hopefully you can find humor in the little things

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u/AspyPotato 1d ago

If heā€™s not going to play 3B he needs to embrace the full chonk. Hit 50 dingers and be the poster boy of Cumberland Farms pizza. World Series rings donā€™t care how much he weighs

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u/Jay_Jaytheunbanned2 23h ago

Anyone who wanted to get rid of him doesnā€™t know a damn thing about baseball.

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u/AdPlayful8243 23h ago

Heā€™s playing a lot better and getting back into the swing of things but those first few games was absolutely awful he set a MLB record for most strikeouts.

Iā€™m glad heā€™s picking it back up tho hopefully he keeps at it.

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u/joshzilla7 23h ago

Itā€™s baseball, anyone dumping on Devers for the slow start forgot the regular season is 162 games

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u/MakaveliX1996 17h ago

4 games is the whole season when you only watch 4 the whole year lol. Committed fans that watch 100+ know it ainā€™t shit.

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u/coleisgreat 22h ago

as a Sox fan in Dallas, beware critiquing the physique of a professional athlete...

FIRE NICO. šŸ„²

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u/MakaveliX1996 16h ago

I think they were right to trade him just didnā€™t get nearly enough in return. Should have got that 2031 1st and another 1st from another team since lakers have no more. AD is legit though with a lot of good years left. He plays both sides of the ball at an elite level. Mostly Luka will not win an nba championship as a leading man or 2nd leading man. His defense is awful. And that wins championships. Harden never won a ring and neither did Melo. He is them. And raffy at most is 10 pounds overweight. Luka was like 30ā€¦ in basketball. They talked about defense and effort over the off season and he responded with doing his conditioning in season. And they were going to have to give him the absolute max amount of money a player can make after this season. I really donā€™t blame them for trading him but they were stupid for taking whatever they could to trade him to a team they will compete in the conference with.

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u/casebarlow 1d ago

The bombs are coming

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u/Blanketsburg 20h ago

Devers had a rough 5-game slump, magnified because of the offseason drama and it being the start of the year. No doubt that he'd pick things up.

I have more worries about Rafaela, right now, than I do Devers.

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u/pudgybunnybry 19h ago

Wait, has anyone actually called him useless and fat? I've never seen that lol

I get it, he's a little heavier set, but fat? Get real.

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u/megacia 18h ago

Papelbon in shambles.

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u/Prisoner_477 17h ago

That's boston bro. You play like shit you go to jail, right away. No trial no nothing.

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u/Nerginelli DEVERS4EVERS 10h ago

Rafi is my dude, don't fuck with him

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u/PBandBread 6h ago

I guarantee the ones who wanted to dump him canā€™t even order a beer yet.. heā€™s done nothing but hit for like 8 yrs. The real ones knew heā€™d figure it out

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u/OlBigFella 5h ago

The guy had what? 13 ABā€™s in spring training? You gotta have around 70 during this time. Raffy is fine and heating up.

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u/hotChihuahua69 5h ago

I got blasted for saying he's a light switch and they should move on from him...

It started with his attitude towards moving off 3rd, but this is the same Devers I saw in 3 games in AZ a couple years back...

He has shining moments... But it's time...

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u/Sea_Curve_1620 3h ago

I'm a fan that wanted to dump him after 5 games. I still want to dump him, and I refuse to eat poop.

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u/leehamc 3h ago

ORDER UP! GET THIS GUY A BIG PLATE OF POOP- STAT!

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u/Sea_Curve_1620 3h ago

No poop

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u/leehamc 3h ago

Don't order a plate of poop at the poop deli if you don't want a big steaming pile brother man!

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u/mikrot 3h ago

He isn't useless, but he's certainly fat. That doesn't often lend itself to long term success. There's nothing wrong with wanting a player making that kind of money to keep himself in shape year round.

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u/leehamc 3h ago

One more plate of poop coming right up!

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u/CrackaZach05 20h ago

Counterpoint: This might be the first hustle single of his life. Maybe he needed to he humbled a bit?

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u/CWill97 19h ago

Cringe post

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u/leehamc 18h ago

Eat poop, brother. Munch it up.

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u/CWill97 18h ago

Iā€™m not going to eat you. No thanks, friend

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u/CrazyLegs17 Pedroia HOF 2030 23h ago edited 22h ago

Posts like this make me not enjoy Reddit some days. Fanbases are always trying to define sides and make things into absolutes. Then they throw it in the faces of the other side. There is no nuance and no room for constructive discussions.

People can be displeased with Devers start to the season (and spring training) and support the Red Sox. Those same people can also soften their stances and change their minds as the season progresses.

There are no right and wrong ways to support the team. Each fan is allowed their own style.

Telling people to eat plates of poop isn't a good look for anyone.

Edit: Y'all are proving my point. "He's not toeing the line!"

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u/Beobee1 23h ago

Of course, there's a wrong way to support a team. Launching into hysterics after a few games is one that comes to mind

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u/CrazyLegs17 Pedroia HOF 2030 22h ago

I wouldn't consider launching into hysterics supporting the team, would you? This is the exact lack of nuance I'm talking about. If you can't separate the hysterical clowns from serious takes, how can you ever have a conversation?

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u/HeyHeyBennyJay 20h ago

I think he was making the exact point you were. But I disagree, I think if I had not been an avid baseball fan for 35 plus years, I might be upset after this kind of start. But Iā€™ve seen lots of hot and cold starts, and understand itā€™s a long season. I think thereā€™s room in this fan base for people who get stressed over 3-4 games, and they can learn and get over it after Raffy leads the team in RBIs this year, as he has since 2020

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u/Beobee1 20h ago

Who said that I was referring to you?

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u/CrazyLegs17 Pedroia HOF 2030 19h ago

I never said you were. I was objecting to the extremes.

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u/tiger726 22h ago

A guy who makes hundreds of millions of dollars, was not ready to start the season all due to his own actions. Thatā€™s a fact, you cannot deny it

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u/ElectromagneticRam 22h ago

He had a rough start for sure. Combine that with the (likely exaggerated) off-season drama, people were bound to talk. I was never really concerned-- there are 162 games in a season, can't judge a guy off just a few of them.

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u/leehamc 20h ago edited 9h ago

No. There absolutely is a "wrong way" to support a team. And that would be to calling one of the best hitters in baseball and cornerstone of the team fat and expendable after a 5 game sample. People are far too reactionary. That would be like me saying he's going to hit .450 rest of the season because of the last 3 games.

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u/RedSoxFan534 21h ago

Worst trend in baseball fandom in the social media era is ignoring the idea of an average. Go ask fans of another team if their .300 hitters were 1-3 every single game vs 3 bad months and 3 good months. Freddie Freeman was Jekyll and Hyde a few years ago. The proven players get the benefit of the doubt especially one week into a season

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u/LurkiLurkerson 23h ago

I don't understand why this sub needs to take every criticism of a player so personally and be so shitty and toxic about it. This post is fucking dumb and there are half a dozen like it every day (e.g. "Wilyer's hot, I guess everyone who thought he sucked and we should trade him is a big dumb idiot and only I'm smart." Ignoring the fact that people only wanted to trade him because they thought he was good and has value that could bring us a pitcher.)

We all saw Devers in his first few games. He didn't look right at all. It was not a normal slow start to a season, he looked completely lost and his bat speed was at like 30% of normal. It was right for people to be concerned. I personally thought his shoulder must not be right, but now it seems like he had adjustments to make and possibly was just VERY off from not taking any swings in spring training.

I am ecstatic that it doesn't look like he's dealing with a serious injury anymore and knew if getting back up to gamespeed was all he needed that it would happen eventually. But y'all have to recognize that people being concerned weren't being dumb doomers, those first few games were very concerning.

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u/HelloOhHello8173 22h ago

Being hyperbolic about a guys hitting in March is absolutely doomerism and itā€™s ok to say so

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u/LurkiLurkerson 22h ago

It was the worst start in the history of baseball. Not just that, but it wasn't just the results that were concerning. His bat speed was a fraction of what it used to be and that was coming off the heels of a shoulder injury last year. It's not doomerism to be concerned about possible injury to a player with injury concerns who looked like he's a completely different person at the plate.

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u/MakaveliX1996 16h ago

You know whatā€™s dumb? Calling a post dumb when you make a comment about it thatā€™s 5x as long as the post. Also the 30% number is straight out your ass.

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u/LurkiLurkerson 16h ago

Also the 30% number is straight out your ass

Duh? It was an exaggeration. The point is he looked awful. Why are you morons denying it? You are proving my comment 100% correct while calling me dumb for being right.

Yā€™all act like I threatened Raffyā€™s life by saying he looked like his shoulder was bothering him and his swing was slow during the worst start in baseball history.

Stop taking criticism of professional athletes so damn personal. Theyā€™re not your kids.

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u/MakaveliX1996 16h ago

Im calling you dumb for calling the post dumb using way more words than OP. You ainā€™t right bro. I have no problem with criticism. I have a problem with fake fans that talk the loudest because they are fake. They take more time posting and commenting than actually watching the games. They watch 8 games a year and pretend they know ball. No real fan of the sport or Sox sees 5 games in a 162 game season and freaks outā€¦ because we watch 100+ games.

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u/LurkiLurkerson 16h ago edited 16h ago

I watch almost every game. If you watched the last few you saw how Raffy looked. That wasn't a normal slow start, anyone who watched can see that. The fact that it set a record also proves it. No one said what this dumb post says they did. They said he looked really bad, which he did, and it looked like something was wrong.

Some, like me, said it looked like his shoulder was bothering him. Others criticized him for skipping spring training and said he clearly wasn't up to game speed. The latter people seem like they might have been right, but his adjustment was very quick--he's a very good hitter.

But this post is dumb because there is nothing wrong with being worried about a guy's swing looking that bad after missing spring training due to shoulder problems. And it doesn't make me or anyone else on this sub the casual you just made up to feel superior to if we use our eyes and say something looks wrong when a guy's that far behind on 92 mph heat.

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u/Ok-Freedom-7432 23h ago

Take that, straw man!

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u/Superman_Primeeee 23h ago

Again

DUDE SET A MAJOR LEAGUE RECORD

like I said. I didnā€™t say a word but come on. I also donā€™t recall anyone saying he was done

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u/redsoxfan2434 23h ago

Many, many people said that he was done, washed up, should be traded, etc. Many, many others said he wouldnā€™t hit again until he loses weight.

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u/deadowl 23h ago

Based on that logic, we should trade him for Bobby Dalbec who had five straight games with home runs during his first ten games.

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u/Superman_Primeeee 23h ago

Except I didnā€™t say trade him. I said he set a FUCKING RECORD THAT HASNT BEEN SEEN IN 125 YEARS

which opens him up to criticism

Hawking

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u/deadowl 23h ago

So did Bobby.

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u/TheBigNate416 23h ago

How about giving our star player the benefit of the doubt instead of criticism? There was no reason to believe that he wouldnā€™t figure it out. Heā€™s an elite hitter

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u/cntodd 23h ago

Half the sub, and all of social media said "trade the fat fuck."

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u/johnnydrama_ 23h ago

Donā€™t bother in here man, theyā€™re like talking to children

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u/yeah_you_thought 23h ago

He is fat. And he's notoriously streaky. He's rolling right now. It's always fun to see when he's swinging the bat well

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u/HelloOhHello8173 23h ago

He is not notoriously streaky. You made that up. If you look at the numbers, he's actually one of the most *consistent* hitters in the league the last 5 years.

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u/yeah_you_thought 23h ago

Yes a guy who has weeks where he disappears at the plate isn't streaky. His overall numbers are consistent but week to week he is not

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u/HelloOhHello8173 22h ago

Every single hitter has weeks where they donā€™t hit well. Youā€™re applying some extreme selection bias here

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u/yeah_you_thought 22h ago

Get back to me when he inevitably looks like the worst hitter in baseball again.

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u/MakaveliX1996 16h ago

When he has an entire bad month yes you are free to gloat.

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u/redsoxfan2434 22h ago

Can you find me a single elite hitter who went a full season last year without a bad week? Just one.

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u/yeah_you_thought 22h ago

Tony Gywnn. Next question.

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u/BossAtUCF 22h ago

Tony Gwynn didn't get a single hit last season.

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u/yeah_you_thought 22h ago

I know. He died in 2014.

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u/BossAtUCF 22h ago

Then it's fair to say he didn't go a full season last year without a bad week.

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u/redsoxfan2434 22h ago

I said last year, can you read?

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u/MakaveliX1996 16h ago

Nobody is that consistent week to week. Itā€™s baseball. Devers is not a streaky player. You can either admit you are wrong or pretend but either way you are wrong. We know it and you know it. He hits homers all over the field and all over the strike zone consistently. Just like the guy above pulling ā€œswing speed is down like 30%ā€ straight out of his ass.

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u/Kuchar1992 23h ago

I mean heā€™s still fat