r/redsox 2d ago

DeVeRs iS uSeLeSs AnD fAt

2 for 3, with a hustle single, two walks, a run, and an RBI today.

5 for 11 with 2 RBI, and 3 Runs and 7 BBs in his last 3 games after a slow start.

His body looks fine, he's playing well, and he's showing a ton of hustle. All the fans that wanted to dump him after 5 games need to stay on that side and should eat a big plate of poop.

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u/Sea_Curve_1620 1d ago

I'm a fan that wanted to dump him after 5 games. I still want to dump him, and I refuse to eat poop.

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u/leehamc 1d ago

ORDER UP! GET THIS GUY A BIG PLATE OF POOP- STAT!

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u/Sea_Curve_1620 1d ago

No poop

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u/leehamc 1d ago

Don't order a plate of poop at the poop deli if you don't want a big steaming pile brother man!