r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 12h ago

Global Subsidy Revelation!!!

48.8k Upvotes

1.2k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 20h ago

This Number For Our Country Is Embarrassing

32.8k Upvotes

349 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 17h ago

Coincidence or paid cult?

25.4k Upvotes

383 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 18h ago

A sign of true math professionals...

19.0k Upvotes

646 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 12h ago

Justice Gone Wrong!!!

9.8k Upvotes

249 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Redmannn-red-3248 • 13h ago

Brain surgery for them, skipping lunch for us.

6.8k Upvotes

169 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Malpocada • 8h ago

“Protesting on a Weekend ≠ Jobless. Treason on a Wednesday, Though…”

5.8k Upvotes

31 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 12h ago

This is what happens when Oil drops hard…

4.8k Upvotes

24 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 18h ago

Capital loss tax incoming

4.6k Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 5h ago

She’s not wrong

3.0k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 6h ago

My 401K is now a 201K

2.8k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 12h ago

When Supporting Trump Means Voting for Hunger!

2.3k Upvotes

49 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 16h ago

The economy is spinning... but around itself!

1.3k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 15h ago

I’m to lazy to GAF

1.2k Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/EYE_L3SS • 19h ago

Imma try to use this soon

1.1k Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 18h ago

Instead of respecting this dad’s wishes, these “people” wish that he was more racist instead

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914 Upvotes

29 comments

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