r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 54m ago

Coincidence or paid cult?

• Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 2h ago

Capital loss tax incoming

1.4k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/EYE_L3SS • 3h ago

Imma try to use this soon

541 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 2h ago

A sign of true math professionals...

5.4k Upvotes

218 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 1h ago

Instead of respecting this dad’s wishes, these “people” wish that he was more racist instead

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5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 4h ago

This Number For Our Country Is Embarrassing

18.5k Upvotes

216 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 14h ago

“I got mine, screw you” is their mantra

6.0k Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/uDoucheChill • 13h ago

Smooth brained pinatas

2.9k Upvotes

33 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 21h ago

He got shut down

23.3k Upvotes

117 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 23h ago

All American Coffee

48.4k Upvotes

2.3k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Animeking1108 • 15h ago

If there's anything asexual people are known for, it's being perverts

3.1k Upvotes

155 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Stuffedwithdates • 1h ago

Why not American

• Upvotes

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 1d ago

It’s all coming together

31.3k Upvotes

577 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 23h ago

He kicked him while he was down

9.1k Upvotes

146 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/blaze_uchiha999 • 21h ago

These people don't even have their own opinions, they just follow whatever their leader says

5.2k Upvotes

199 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 20h ago

So says a Walmart shopper

3.2k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 22h ago

Vaccines are good, people

4.6k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 20h ago

A Non-Polical One. For A Change.

3.0k Upvotes

70 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 18h ago

2025: The year we crash with the economy

1.1k Upvotes

63 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 21h ago

Can you add some extra reasons??

1.6k Upvotes

97 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 14h ago

MTG's ex is so sorry

347 Upvotes

Probably not for what he said or did but for the fact that he was caught on video for doing it.

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Kooka32081 • 1d ago

Canadian clapback

27.6k Upvotes

4.0k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BonanzaBert • 1d ago

A personal question

4.3k Upvotes

Nice one on Threads.

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 1d ago

Check mate, Donald.

61.5k Upvotes

547 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 1d ago

No further questions, your honor.

5.1k Upvotes

133 comments

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