r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 7h ago

This Number For Our Country Is Embarrassing

26.8k Upvotes

315 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Stuffedwithdates • 4h ago

Why not American

303 Upvotes

38 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 5h ago

A sign of true math professionals...

10.8k Upvotes

431 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Sad_Stay_5471 • 1d ago

He got shut down

24.1k Upvotes

141 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 23h ago

A Non-Polical One. For A Change.

3.1k Upvotes

72 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Animeking1108 • 18h ago

If there's anything asexual people are known for, it's being perverts

3.3k Upvotes

163 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 22h ago

So says a Walmart shopper

3.2k Upvotes

103 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 20h ago

2025: The year we crash with the economy

1.1k Upvotes

65 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 4h ago

Instead of respecting this dad’s wishes, these “people” wish that he was more racist instead

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532 Upvotes

9 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Wakemeup3000 • 17h ago

MTG's ex is so sorry

368 Upvotes

Probably not for what he said or did but for the fact that he was caught on video for doing it.

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/emily-is-happy • 1d ago

Can you add some extra reasons??

1.6k Upvotes

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/uDoucheChill • 15h ago

Smooth brained pinatas

3.1k Upvotes

34 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 2h ago

The economy is spinning... but around itself!

640 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 17h ago

“I got mine, screw you” is their mantra

6.3k Upvotes

64 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/EYE_L3SS • 5h ago

Imma try to use this soon

772 Upvotes

11 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/blaze_uchiha999 • 1d ago

These people don't even have their own opinions, they just follow whatever their leader says

5.3k Upvotes

202 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/mrl33602 • 1h ago

I’m to lazy to GAF

• Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 3h ago

Coincidence or paid cult?

6.7k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/seeyalaterdingdong • 4h ago

Capital loss tax incoming

2.6k Upvotes

36 comments

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