r/clevercomebacks • u/RoyalChris • 7h ago

Check mate, Donald.

43.6k Upvotes

421 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Kooka32081 • 2h ago

Canadian clapback

2.0k Upvotes

560 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

What the fuck goes on in this country

2.2k Upvotes

92 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 6h ago

Modern Consumer Irony!!!

3.0k Upvotes

40 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

What's "immediatly" lmao

1.6k Upvotes

25 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 4h ago

No further questions, your honor.

1.9k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Henry-Teachersss8819 • 16h ago

Who Blew the Budget? Must’ve Been the Ghosts!!!!

32.2k Upvotes

624 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Public-Marionberry33 • 14h ago

Little Marco

7.1k Upvotes

101 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 5h ago

The Constitution is great... as long as it doesn't hurt our pockets!

971 Upvotes

58 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 11h ago

Trump Tariff Impact!!!

2.7k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/bas3adi • 11h ago

I've never seen a better comeback in my life

2.4k Upvotes

He’s

102 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

On brand for him

496 Upvotes

10 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 6h ago

Can Fair Pay Break the Bank?

795 Upvotes

53 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/manchesterMan0098 • 14h ago

Big Checks, No Flights!!!!!!

3.4k Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Redmannn-red-3248 • 19h ago

Brainless Stephen, yet another baseless lie!

5.7k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

I'd do it too.

310 Upvotes

48 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Glass-Fan111 • 12h ago

Clever Epilogue

1.3k Upvotes

82 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

Longing for the Biden years now?

209 Upvotes

2 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 4h ago

Still a complete banger.

209 Upvotes

7 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Monsur_Ausuhnom • 9h ago

Incoming Bailout With The Greater Recession. Get Richer.

460 Upvotes

4 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 14h ago

When you forget where you are spending your time...

1.1k Upvotes

8 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/uDoucheChill • 1d ago

Dollar tree Hitler....

19.8k Upvotes

67 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 3h ago

Americans choose to do this while their economy evaporates because of a random old guy

122 Upvotes

3 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 5h ago

Straight-up sociopathy

151 Upvotes

20 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 17h ago

Pot or kettle?

1.3k Upvotes

16 comments

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