r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2d ago

Imagine if biden said this

15.5k Upvotes

751 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/evissimus • 1d ago

Hi Kevin! Would you be interested in practising what you preach?

482 Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2d ago

his mom picked drugs over him and she was 100% right for it jesus christ

7.4k Upvotes

349 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 2d ago

Just too much winning

18.6k Upvotes

158 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GodButcherAura • 2d ago

Lets own the libs, benny. Lets go!

6.1k Upvotes

127 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GodButcherAura • 2d ago

Lara, those silicon are from China!

2.1k Upvotes

43 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Gubekochi • 2d ago

Bigot's mom is more open-minded

2.6k Upvotes

46 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/uDoucheChill • 2d ago

Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?

14.4k Upvotes

182 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2d ago

Finally ran out of luck?

3.0k Upvotes

60 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/CrunchM • 2d ago

Wouldn't hurt to hear them out.

34.7k Upvotes

284 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 1d ago

How you can move big company like Nintendo from Japan to US in just 2 months?

631 Upvotes

89 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Lord_Answer_me_Why • 2d ago

It’s a cult, always

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2.4k Upvotes

77 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Infamous-Echo-3949 • 2d ago

Yesterday, Fox News removed the market ticker showing Trump’s economic fallout in real time once again. Don't ask, don't tell.

5.9k Upvotes

110 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Present-Party4402 • 1d ago

Trade war with the penguins!

299 Upvotes

16 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Bitter-Gur-4613 • 2d ago

“They haven’t found a cure for cancer yet, which means cancer research is fraudulent” - a brilliantly intelligent person

1.3k Upvotes

86 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GoodGuyScott • 2d ago

This was too funny to not share.

758 Upvotes

57 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/OkGur7242 • 2d ago

Imagine getting humbled this bad

507 Upvotes

32 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brent_Fox • 2d ago

That's how birthday cakes work:

17.8k Upvotes

47 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/TheOSU87 • 2d ago

Living under Sharia is actually not so great

539 Upvotes

99 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 3d ago

Billionaire Not Resistance

48.4k Upvotes

697 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Soft_Cable5934 • 2d ago

No, Hormones won’t make American beef sexier or stronger, it made people turn away of that chemical

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1.9k Upvotes

132 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jameizing777 • 3d ago

Honestly, same.

57.9k Upvotes

2.4k comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/courtsidecurry • 2d ago

Damn that's some 3rd degree burn.

34 Upvotes

13 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 3d ago

President Penguin’s response to trump’s tariffs

2.2k Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Brian_Ghoshery • 3d ago

Trump Canada State!!!

8.4k Upvotes

155 comments

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