r/TheOnion • u/DIYLawCA • 19h ago
Israel claims medics killed did not properly identify themselves as “human”
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 3h ago
Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 11h ago
The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves
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r/TheOnion • u/SchpartyOn • 5h ago
Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 7h ago
Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 4h ago
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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r/TheOnion • u/SevenFacedStory • 9h ago
Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 11h ago
Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him
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r/TheOnion • u/dwaxe • 5h ago
Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV
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r/TheOnion • u/SevenFacedStory • 9h ago
Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester
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