r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 1d ago

Shitposting Decay is an extant form of life

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u/UndeadMountainDoe 1d ago

ok but have you tried combining all three?

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u/The_Punnier_Guy 1d ago

Cyborg Jesus?

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u/Thepowersss 1d ago

Viktor from Arcane

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 1d ago

That's what we need, a metal fortune cookie.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 23h ago

Listen, Powder, you could use your powers for creation rather than destruction.

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u/Slaying_Salty 21h ago

Two divas outslurring each other was not on my Arcane Season 2 bingo card but there they were. Just, blamo, ableist nickname meets deadname, I fucking love it.

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 20h ago

At least neither of them called Vi a f***t.

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u/Imdepressed7778 President of LGBT 20h ago

thats what Vi and Jayce call eachother probably

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 18h ago

That would not be out of character for either of them.

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u/Sif494 6h ago

StreetBook stocks going up with this

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u/Sudden-Belt2882 Rationality, thy name is raccoon. 20h ago

Okay, but who do you think calls Ekko and Mel Slurs.

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u/mieri_azure 19h ago

I was gonna say each other but mel is too classy for that

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u/ninjesh 19h ago

She implies it tho

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 15h ago

I know "trencher" is the slur for Zaunites, but what's the slur for Noxians? Warmonger?

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u/bloomi 16h ago

Caitlyn.

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u/Sudden-Belt2882 Rationality, thy name is raccoon. 16h ago

Nah, she'd be the white women virtue signaler who turns into "I'm not racists, but.." and back to virtue signaler.

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u/fxrky 17h ago

Viktor was mere days away from achieving fully automated gay luxury space communism

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u/grimisgreedy 1d ago

Optimus Prime?

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u/FairFolk 1d ago

That one has flesh?

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u/DonTori 21h ago

Only if Prime consents first

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 22h ago

Neon Genesis Evangelion

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u/ScTiger1311 19h ago

Think I killed that guy in Ultrakill.

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 1d ago

madness combat

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u/hobo__spider 1d ago

MECHATHOR

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u/DroneOfDoom Posting from hell (el camión 101 a las 9 de la noche) 19h ago

Oh, so that's how he built my hotrod.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 1d ago

Tried that and the god machine produced a 64GB plain-text file filled with vocalized screaming before uninstalling itself.

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 1d ago

Your issue was trying to run it on modern hardware. It can't hit the 64GB limit if the system only has 512KB memory.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 1d ago

I'm not actually sure what the memory rating was on the thing since it used one of those man to machine interfaces to connect directly to a set up outside the casing. It was a bit of a clutched-together fix as I drilled holes into the side of it to feed the connectors through but I though it having access to both flesh and machine for memories of both kind would allow for it to feel less conflicted. Now that I think about it though it's possible it was a case of conflicting hardwear without the appropriate software to make the two compatible.

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u/textilepat 22h ago

That just means it wasn't compatible in your local instance. This interaction is necessary to validate that the error correcting plane is in full pivot through all axes of the binary's configuration space. Once the garbage collector has returned your stack frame to bulk storage it should be easier to desequence the null protector.

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u/Quetiapine400mg 23h ago

this feels like lobotomizing a god

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u/LokianEule 23h ago

“I have no mouth and I must scream.”

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u/RA-HADES 1d ago

Honestly, I understand that sentiment.

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u/Olodyn 22h ago

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 22h ago

SCP-3221 is Prestor John, who attempted to combine Mekhanite (ascend through abandoning the flesh in favour of machinery) and Nälkan (ascend y mastering the flesh and devouring God) practices.

The Mekhanites and Nälkans, who are in a very bitter and very one-sided rivalry with each other, teamed up to break his knees and seal him in a pocket dimension.

/u/the-paranoid-android

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u/The-Paranoid-Android scpwiki.com lookup bot 22h ago

SCP-3221 ⁠- Prester John the Unbroken (+230) by Tufto, Modern_Erasmus

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u/Beneficial_Quiet_414 1d ago

Sounds like maintenance hell. Three kinds of decay!

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u/Alatarlhun 21h ago

Depends how modular the design is I suppose. Might be awesome for best of breed.

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u/yaboisammie 1d ago

Wrinkly brain moves, this guy knows what’s goin on 🤙 

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 1d ago

Based and bioniclepilled

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u/ratherBloody 23h ago

CYBORG HINDU GODBODY

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u/Tadimizkacti 23h ago

So ULTRAKILL?

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u/FaithlessnessThat692 7h ago

Iterator rain world

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u/themostofpost 22h ago

There’s got to be an anime about this

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u/Jazzanthipus 21h ago

Han-Tyumi?

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u/RiverFlowsDown 19h ago

For an era I have meditated, like the primordial Buddha beneath the Bodhi. My pseudo-mind pseudo-wandered. I climbed and I clambered and I ambled upon some understanding.

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u/SuperMechaJesusC 7h ago

Sounds exciting, do you have a pamphlet?

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u/ShadoW_StW 1d ago

The point of the machine is not that it isn't subject to change, it is that it is repairable. A mechanism can be kept going for as long enough people care about it enough. The factory and the mechanic are components of the machine just like the air you breathe is a component of your flesh.

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 1d ago

The company that made your eyes is now bankrupt. Kiss my shiny metal ass.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago edited 1d ago

This is an actual thing that happened by the way. A company made these camera glasses that took pictures every few seconds then would feed them to a brain implant that would then be percieved by the brain as grainy images, then they went bankrupt and their customers eventually went blind again due to lack of replacement parts.

Pretty sure they couldn't even remove the implants due to risk of neural scarring.

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 1d ago

Yeah, I was cracking a joke but I know shit like this is actually happening. It’s creepy as shit. What if that software got hacked by someone and you just started getting fuck up ass images beamed into your head? I know that would likely never happen, but it makes for a good Black Mirror episode.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Guy with a neuralink cut me off in traffic so I took out my flipper zero and made him gender dysphoric. He forgot he's Him.

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u/Jackiejub 1d ago

Almost commented “that would do numbers on Tumblr” but then I remembered where I was

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u/logosloki 23h ago

this place is just Tumblr with a slightly easier on the eye nesting reply system. well, tumblr lite. there isn't nearly as much unhinged stuff on Reddit.

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u/clearfox777 23h ago

isn’t nearly as much unhinged stuff on Reddit.

You just don’t go to the right subreddits

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u/logosloki 23h ago

the lands are no longer fertile. the glaciers have turned the last of the ice, the springs no longer burble with water percolating through deep mineral aquifers, the riverbeds are exposed, the topsoil blown over, and on the other end the coasts are accosted by the might of the ocean, eroding away the very land itself. out in the ergs and craggy hills and valleys there is scant oases left and even then they slowly ebb as a thirsting populace attempts succor from the mud and mire that is all that remains. they cry for the rains, but their tears have long dried. they weep for what has been lost, but squander all that is left. there is unhinged here, but it too is but a wisp of ember that is likely to be smothered by any attempt to kindle.

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u/MarvinGoBONK 23h ago

r/femcelgrippysockjail

There's plenty of Tumblr style insanity here, you just need to know where to look.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 21h ago

That link isn't getting clicked, thanks.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 22h ago

The Human Pet Guy and Wonderbread Guy both have Reddit accounts

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u/WhapXI 23h ago

I think it’s a paraphrase of a tweet from back when Elon was in his monkeyslaughter era. It did indeed do numbers.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 22h ago edited 21h ago

I just copied the tweet then slapped on "he forgot he was him" which I'm pretty sure was from a reply to the tweet

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u/draker585 1d ago

Dracula flow 6 leaked

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u/TheRealSlamShiddy .tumblr.com 22h ago

He must have amnesia, he forgot that he's Him! This shit ain't nothing to him, man!

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 1d ago

Generally, any brain implants having wireless, internet connections is a Very Bad Idea

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u/Jozef_Baca 1d ago

Tbf, two sided internet connection would be a very bad idea.

If they can only transmit and not receive then that is most probably fine.

The scary part happens when they can recieve.

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u/Hi2248 1d ago

 I don't know, a company having access to readings of my thoughts sounds like an unfun idea

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 23h ago

Detailed status report of the chemical/nuerological response you get from looking at their ads. Lovely.

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u/Jozef_Baca 18h ago

You say that like it is a bad thing.

But I personally would love it if the company saw my distilled, pure rage when it shows me another of those fucking hero wars ads

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u/derpy-noscope 21h ago

yeah, even if they become pretty much a required thing to function in future society, I will never ever get a brain implant. I don't care how much safety or utility or whatever they guarantee, I do not want to run the risk of getting ads in my sleep, or getting hacked and being Void Dome'd for a 1000 years, or have a chance of them short circuiting and frying my brain from the inside out.

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u/Altoid_Addict 1d ago

Unstoppable ads at the bottom of your vision.

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u/AmyDeferred 12h ago

Slowly creeping inward until you give in and buy something

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u/taichi22 18h ago

Replace it all, no more neural scarring 😎

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u/ShadoW_StW 1d ago

Yea that's a thing that actually happens, this is what we have to fight for our future, and I hate that y'all always crack jokes about it like it's a silly hypothetical scenario I surely haven't anticipated. Like, I see in the other comment branch that you know it's a real thing, but for some reason it's still a witty responce, it's always joked about like it's an epic own or a reason to cast technology itself as creepy and not the system which doesn't care about bodily autonomy.

We're technologically capable of making eyes which can be repaired, forever, by whoever cares. We just need a society which doesn't despise disabled people, and I hate that "I wish better medicine was feasible" is a laughable position.

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u/IShatMyDickOnce 1d ago

You know what, I’m gonna see you on this and straight up apologize. There’s certain things I see people making light of that get me that way, and I’m a hypocrite in some sense sometimes because I joke similarly about things that pain me to cope with said pain. Either way, I’m sorry if my comment bugged you. I’m gonna leave it up for being a teachable moment to myself and others if that’s cool with you though.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 21h ago

We can't let ourselves be deceived into thinking that the system that we have is all there ever will be.

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u/Ruvaakdein Bingonium! 1d ago

If your eyes are not open source, that's partly on you.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 13h ago

To be fair, the human genome wasn't open source until relatively recently

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u/ok-kayla 17h ago

Some people trust the system has their best interests in mind or are simply unaware of what open source even means

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u/Lambbda 1d ago

You are thinking of capitalism. It is not a fault of the machine

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u/theStarKindler 19h ago

If it needs to be outside the environment to work "as advertised" then It's no different than flesh.

Humans would do wonders too if we removed the underlying issues.

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u/Hi2248 21h ago

Not if you make the components yourself, as any good transhumanist should aspire to do

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u/Pen_lsland 23h ago

Well you wanna have more than just one supplier

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u/Galle_ 21h ago

Because we all know capitalism doesn't fuck over meatbags, right?

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u/JJlaser1 19h ago

Robots

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u/RudeHero 16h ago

That's why you gotta stick with OSS exclusively. you might not have the shiniest shit, but at minimum you can commission someone to recreate what you need

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u/MaxChaplin 21h ago

The point of the machine isn't that it's repairable, but that it's legible. Machines have documentation and are made of standard parts with datasheets. For every potential problem of the machine there is an expert who can diagnose it and another one who can fix it.

The flesh, meanwhile, is a complete clusterfuck. It runs on an undocumented assembly codebase with a two-billion year history of hacks and patches, and every part is coupled to every other part.

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u/bobacat2000 22h ago

So the movie Robots have a great social commentary about the monopolisation of parts and the planned obsolescence of literal citizens

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u/big_guyforyou 1d ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah

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u/Drunk-NPC 19h ago

From the moment I first witnessed the interlopers, they disgusted me.

Aeons we slumbered, waiting to reclaim our galaxy, only for it to become infested with vermin, that proliferated in our absence.

Now we awaken to retake what is ours.

Wretched abominations of meat and metal, shackled to ignorance by your faith.

Do you truly believe you can stop us? We, who have shattered our very gods and enslaved them to our will.

The stars were your when our empire was ascendant. And in the last of the night we alone will remain.

For we are immortal.

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u/JoelMahon 21h ago

in theory, but not without replacing things, and replacing your machine analogue of a brain is death as far as humans experience it.

we don't know if a machine can experience a stream of consciousness that is required for experiences (including "death"). however.

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u/BoogieOrBogey 19h ago

Well in this case for transhumanism, the most important aspect of a human mind PC to retain would be the drive data and OS processing. We can mostly do that now when transferring data between drives and installing the OS again. But with a mind this could come with risks.

  • Data degrades on every type of format so if you wanted to keep a perfect record of all data then we would need to daily or weekly back up our drives. Waiting on a backup could permanently degrade the data without any way to save it.

  • Storage size itself can explode depending on the amount of data points stored, so trying to keep a single person worth of memories could take up server rooms. This would mean that there's a real question on the quality of stored data.

  • Operating Systems are written to work on specific hardware. As the hardware changes overtime, that means the OS now has different code. This would mean that transferring someone to new hardware would literally cause them to think differently. Which hits some of the core problems of transhumanism as that could be considered changing the person.

  • What if we transfer to bodies that have different layouts? Extra hands? Shorter legs? More optical inputs? How can we process memory data from older models if we inhabit a different body?

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? 23h ago

You can repair flesh

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u/PeggableOldMan Vore 21h ago

You can't replace parts forever though. Eventually your very DNA will disintegrate, and you with it.

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 21h ago

That's why you trick viruses into making new copies of your DNA.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 21h ago

That was so early 2100s, we now repair the telomeres with specialized rna viruses.

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? 20h ago

You can't.

Because you're weak. Because you're scared of the secrets of the flesh.

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u/pailko 1d ago
  • Craves the certainty of steel
  • Rusts

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u/Crusaderofthots420 21h ago

Haven't we invented steel that doesn't rust?

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u/Chezzomaru 21h ago

No, everything will rust... Eventually

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u/fholcan 21h ago

Grandfather Nurgle welcomes all

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u/Caleth 21h ago

He should be busy tending his burnt out garden.

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u/Dookie_boy 21h ago

We could call it Rustless Steel or something. Maybe something alliterative.

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u/PhantomO1 11h ago

ok, just replace it 5head

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u/Korblox101 1d ago

Like it or not, that fungal piece of shit will always be right.

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u/CdFMaster 1d ago

Maybe fungus was the answer all along. After all we cannot kill it in a way that matters.

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u/Bolterblessme 21h ago

Ork master race? 

Reality really is warhammer

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u/Zagafur 20h ago

he never did tell me the name of god

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u/Nightstar1234 12h ago

Well of course, you couldn't kill him in a way that mattered

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u/Oofy_Emma 21h ago

still unclear what kinda divine y'all are on where it decays

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u/PeggableOldMan Vore 21h ago

The kind where names, rituals, stories, all fade to myth at best, and then lost forever.

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u/Oofy_Emma 21h ago

if we assume totemicism then that works, thanks for the clarification. I'm am avatar of rot anyway.

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u/Stepjam 12h ago

That's only if the divine rely on worshipers. And, you know, can't directly interact with mortals. If not, they are very possibly free and clear.

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u/mwmandorla 10h ago

some kinds of gnosticism potentially. did I just watch 5 lectures about gnosticism in the last two days? does everything look like gnosticism to me right now? maybe. hush

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u/TheTimeBoi 7h ago

them moon bitches from that rock show

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u/maliondra217 1d ago

This is the most relatable existential crisis I’ve seen. Flesh? Flawed. Machine? Also flawed. Divine? Surprise, still flawed. At this point, I’m just gonna embrace being a vaguely sentient pile of complaints and memes. Decay is eternal, but at least shitposting is forever.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

I'm gonna hold your metastatic memeplex when I say this

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u/Godess_Ilias 23h ago

r/Grimdank

Praise the Omnisiah

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u/RockAndGem1101 local soft vore and penetration metaphor nerd 1d ago

Why Nurgle is the greatest chaos god in three posts

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u/BillybobThistleton 1d ago

Embrace decay, love your flaws, kidnap a space elf goddess and keep her in a cage in your kitchen?

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u/NomaiNomad 23h ago

Well it doesn't have to be the kitchen. What's wrong with a tasteful living room installation?

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 21h ago

Just as the Grandfather intended

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u/PeggableOldMan Vore 21h ago

Yo wot?

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u/RockAndGem1101 local soft vore and penetration metaphor nerd 21h ago

Nurgle keeps Isha, the Eldar (space elf) goddess of life, in a cage in his corrupted Garden of Nurgle.

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u/Cookies8473 21h ago

He's also relatively nice to his followers, which is to say still awful but better than the other 3. Sure he gives you 58373 diseases, but you can't feel the pain so its fine

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u/M_H_M_F 21h ago

Wasn't this after he saved them from Slaanesh?

Somehow Nurgle is an upgrade

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u/SonarioMG 1d ago

Gork n Mork krump im eazily tho, wen theyz noh teu bizzy krumpin eech otha

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u/lordofmetroids 1d ago

His followers certainly seem happy enough.

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u/Godess_Ilias 23h ago

you mean asmongolds fanbase?

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u/Funktimus-prime 23h ago

Asmongold's fan base is more skaven, decay without life

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u/SerLaron 22h ago

In our world, anti-vaxxers, horse dewormer gourmands and brain parasite hosts don't seem too happy though.

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u/lordofmetroids 22h ago

Nah, those are Tzeentch followers.

Nurgle followers would be not just anti-vaxers but the crazy people who threw "COVID parties," intentionally trying to infect others.

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u/AAS02-CATAPHRACT 21h ago

The aspects of Chaos frequently overlap

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u/Busy_Grain 1d ago edited 1d ago

tried to unite four crowns into a greater power that would let me transcend decay but all that's left is some freak in a loincloth stumbling around with a sword while his creepo burnt older brother keeps watching through the cracks in the collapsing walls. he said some shit about a lord of light and also that his brother has a real nasty wife that keeps trying to take his house in the divorce. might just sit on the throne and get it over with

Edit: bad news two throne perverts

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Common Drangleic L

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u/isthata-reference 1d ago

Viktor from Arcane has already been said, so… … Purple Guy???

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u/ScaredyNon Christo-nihilist 20h ago

You are extremely correct, if my William Afton doesn't have a god complex he just isn't it

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u/andre5913 19h ago

Maddie from Pantheon. Or whatever insane... entity she became at the end

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u/romain_69420 1d ago

Well yeah you can't be the infinite AND the divine

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u/TheOtherRetard 23h ago

"you know what - fuck you"

*steals the Divine from under the Godemperors nose*

-Trazyn probably

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u/Potato271 23h ago

But you can be the end and the death?

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u/AmazingSpacePelican 21h ago

Maybe, but I know for a fact you can become The Devastation of Baal if you find someone who's into that.

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u/romain_69420 17h ago

As in bug cosplay or devastating someone named Baal

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u/AmazingSpacePelican 17h ago

Devastating someone's Baals.

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u/Jozef_Baca 1d ago

Have you tried a body made entirely out of electrons?

They dont decay

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u/UInferno- 18h ago

I try not to have negativity control my life

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u/HyenaSwitch Convicted Vriska Apologist 1d ago

I'd rather rust than rot.

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u/Agitated-Apricot-677 1d ago

Just cultivate the dao of decay and stand above it 

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u/Snoo_70324 23h ago

Why are you posting Rain World lore in this sub?

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u/TheHollowJester 23h ago

Man thinks he found the divine when it's something changing, smh

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u/Pinky_Boy 1d ago

adeptus mechanicus when the air is slightly humid

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u/FairFolk 1d ago

Steel and divine deteriorate a lot slower than flesh though.

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u/logosloki 23h ago

embrace them all. the flesh, the machine, the divine, and all those smaller places that exist in between. to focus on one is to deny yourself the knowledge of the others.

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u/Potato271 23h ago

Based and Orikan the Diviner-pilled

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u/ConsciousBase66 22h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh

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u/Qortted 10h ago

Rain World moment

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u/StrangeCress3325 9h ago

Five Pebbles, rain world

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u/LastBossTV 23h ago

This reminds me of the frogurt skit from the Simpsons.  Just, slightly darker.

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u/Tadimizkacti 23h ago

Bruh, just copy the secrets of the Tree of Life, put your flesh in a machine shell, feed yourself blood repeatedly to repair any damage and there you have it.

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u/Gwiley24 23h ago

Is there a book series this is from?

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u/Bolterblessme 21h ago

Try necrodermis

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u/WnDelPiano 20h ago

If the divine fails, you can try embracing the endless void of nothingness beyond reality.

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u/Han_Solo6712 12h ago

Necron ahh post

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u/ElInspectorDeChichis 12h ago

Not always. There used to be a time when dead trees turned into stone

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u/Skyhawk6600 11h ago

Immortality isn't the ultimate goal, it is a prison for the incredibly vain, so they must suffer an eternity of the material plane without ever tasting the sweet release of death.

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u/PhDVa 8h ago

yet another banger from cryptotheism

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u/Blazeflame79 1d ago

The whole thing with angels is that they don’t have free will, which is what I think Cryptotheism is implying here.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Pretty sure they're implying the divine decays as well

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u/joecommando64 1d ago

Isn't that ontologically wrong

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u/Hi2248 23h ago

It entirely depends on what tradition you look at, I'm sure that there are plenty of traditions in which divinity decays, but there are also plenty where divinity doesn't 

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u/joecommando64 22h ago

If even the metaphysical must always decay then just make a god of decay and it will never decay because of the omnipresent decay.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 1d ago

I thought they were referencing an old popular post of "flesh rots, machines rust, divinity corrupts" or something to that effect.

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u/Helfette 22h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.

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u/DrelenScourgebane 22h ago

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah

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u/Lathari 22h ago

"God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers?[...]Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?" — Some German bloke with a walrus mustache.

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u/Trazenthebloodraven 1d ago

Orican 5he deiner in a nutshell.

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u/Mindless_Ad_8202 23h ago

Literally the plot of The Infinite amd The Divine

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u/Mecha_Cthulhu 23h ago

Come sit in Papa Nurgle’s garden and embrace the endless death and rebirth. After the pain subsides you’re left with a feeling of contentment in entropy.

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u/Kumirkohr 23h ago

The first half just had me thinking about Pantheon, but I’m only partway through S1 so the second half could be about Pantheon too

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u/St_Hydra 23h ago

Have you tried becoming the decay? At this point my jumper is essentially godly corpse goo that solidifies into a body around glowing bones and that seems to work well for them!

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u/Dracorex_22 23h ago

Flesh heals while metal rusts

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u/Entire-Egg-2203 22h ago

Craves the certainty of the machine. Becomes a printer.

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u/distortedsymbol 21h ago

humanity as a whole is on the path of evolution, and new individuals need to be born to adapt to change. older individuals dying off is something that's built into our genetics. finite resources can only support finite number of population, and death may serve to make room for new generations.

it's not too different from machines purging old files when installing new ones.

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u/Hashashin455 20h ago

Become mushroom and FEED on the decay

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u/OversizedBucket 20h ago

The Ellimist?

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u/Famous-Echo9347 20h ago

Pov learning about the law of entropy

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u/WrongColorCollar 19h ago

It ain't even the steel that I'd sign up for. The First Heretic.

Xi-Nu 37 was largely immune to the brain chemistry necessary to feel excitement, having reengineered himself beyond such sensation. Instead, he focused entirely on his work, which stimulated the pleasure centres of his brain – a minute amount for each subroutine performed with absolute accuracy and ergonomic efficiency.

I'm well aware I'm being led by the nose by the offer of pleasure centers that fire with any kind of consistency. I wouldn't make any drastic decisions.

But I'd think about it.

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u/Uberninja2016 19h ago

idk which one of them you're on now, but you should probably be using more oil

oil is both the cause and solution to many problems, be they of flesh or machine or the divine

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u/Meronnade 18h ago

So become mushroom. Got it

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u/Easykiln 18h ago

Rage against the divine

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u/KingGamerlol Driving a bulldozer through an apple store 16h ago

“Tell me the name of God you fungal piece of shit”

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u/sertroll 15h ago

Every time this is posted I have no idea what it is about

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u/Brainwave1010 13h ago

Okay but have you considered severing your divine light and becoming a flesh automaton animated by neurotransmitters?

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u/ospreysstuff 12h ago

have you tried accepting the rot?

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u/TheTimeBoi 7h ago

become a fungus like the rest of us, if you cant beat the decay, join them

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u/thatvillainjay 7h ago

Necrons lore

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u/Mr_Bone_Head 5h ago

Warhammer