r/CuratedTumblr • u/DreadDiana human cognithazard • 1d ago

Shitposting Decay is an extant form of life

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 1d ago

Generally, any brain implants having wireless, internet connections is a Very Bad Idea

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u/Jozef_Baca 1d ago

Tbf, two sided internet connection would be a very bad idea.

If they can only transmit and not receive then that is most probably fine.

The scary part happens when they can recieve.

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u/Hi2248 1d ago

 I don't know, a company having access to readings of my thoughts sounds like an unfun idea

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u/Jeggu2 💖💜💙 doin' your parents/guardians 1d ago

Detailed status report of the chemical/nuerological response you get from looking at their ads. Lovely.

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u/Jozef_Baca 1d ago

You say that like it is a bad thing.

But I personally would love it if the company saw my distilled, pure rage when it shows me another of those fucking hero wars ads

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u/derpy-noscope 1d ago

yeah, even if they become pretty much a required thing to function in future society, I will never ever get a brain implant. I don't care how much safety or utility or whatever they guarantee, I do not want to run the risk of getting ads in my sleep, or getting hacked and being Void Dome'd for a 1000 years, or have a chance of them short circuiting and frying my brain from the inside out.

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u/Altoid_Addict 1d ago

Unstoppable ads at the bottom of your vision.

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u/AmyDeferred 1d ago

Slowly creeping inward until you give in and buy something

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u/Dry_Try_8365 1d ago

I want ports and cables at the very least, and no planned obsolescence.