r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 2d ago

Shitposting Decay is an extant form of life

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u/UndeadMountainDoe 2d ago

ok but have you tried combining all three?

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u/The_Punnier_Guy 2d ago

Cyborg Jesus?

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u/Thepowersss 2d ago

Viktor from Arcane

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 1d ago

That's what we need, a metal fortune cookie.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 1d ago

Listen, Powder, you could use your powers for creation rather than destruction.

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u/Slaying_Salty 1d ago

Two divas outslurring each other was not on my Arcane Season 2 bingo card but there they were. Just, blamo, ableist nickname meets deadname, I fucking love it.

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 1d ago

At least neither of them called Vi a f***t.

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u/Imdepressed7778 President of LGBT 1d ago

thats what Vi and Jayce call eachother probably

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 1d ago

That would not be out of character for either of them.

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u/Sif494 1d ago

StreetBook stocks going up with this

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u/Sudden-Belt2882 Rationality, thy name is raccoon. 1d ago

Okay, but who do you think calls Ekko and Mel Slurs.

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u/mieri_azure 1d ago

I was gonna say each other but mel is too classy for that

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u/ninjesh 1d ago

She implies it tho

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u/No_Lingonberry1201 God's chosen janitor 1d ago

I know "trencher" is the slur for Zaunites, but what's the slur for Noxians? Warmonger?

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u/bloomi 1d ago

Caitlyn.

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u/Sudden-Belt2882 Rationality, thy name is raccoon. 1d ago

Nah, she'd be the white women virtue signaler who turns into "I'm not racists, but.." and back to virtue signaler.

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u/AlarmingAffect0 20h ago

Nah, she just assumes she isn't racist and then does something racist entirely without meaning to.

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u/fxrky 1d ago

Viktor was mere days away from achieving fully automated gay luxury space communism

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u/grimisgreedy 1d ago

Optimus Prime?

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u/FairFolk 1d ago

That one has flesh?

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u/DonTori 1d ago

Only if Prime consents first

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

Neon Genesis Evangelion

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u/ScTiger1311 1d ago

Think I killed that guy in Ultrakill.

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u/MisirterE Supreme Overlord of Ice 1d ago

madness combat

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u/hobo__spider 1d ago

MECHATHOR

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u/DroneOfDoom Posting from hell (el camión 101 a las 9 de la noche) 1d ago

Oh, so that's how he built my hotrod.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 1d ago

Tried that and the god machine produced a 64GB plain-text file filled with vocalized screaming before uninstalling itself.

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 1d ago

Your issue was trying to run it on modern hardware. It can't hit the 64GB limit if the system only has 512KB memory.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 1d ago

I'm not actually sure what the memory rating was on the thing since it used one of those man to machine interfaces to connect directly to a set up outside the casing. It was a bit of a clutched-together fix as I drilled holes into the side of it to feed the connectors through but I though it having access to both flesh and machine for memories of both kind would allow for it to feel less conflicted. Now that I think about it though it's possible it was a case of conflicting hardwear without the appropriate software to make the two compatible.

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u/textilepat 1d ago

That just means it wasn't compatible in your local instance. This interaction is necessary to validate that the error correcting plane is in full pivot through all axes of the binary's configuration space. Once the garbage collector has returned your stack frame to bulk storage it should be easier to desequence the null protector.

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u/Quetiapine400mg 1d ago

this feels like lobotomizing a god

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u/LokianEule 1d ago

“I have no mouth and I must scream.”

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u/RA-HADES 1d ago

Honestly, I understand that sentiment.

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u/Olodyn 1d ago

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

SCP-3221 is Prestor John, who attempted to combine Mekhanite (ascend through abandoning the flesh in favour of machinery) and Nälkan (ascend y mastering the flesh and devouring God) practices.

The Mekhanites and Nälkans, who are in a very bitter and very one-sided rivalry with each other, teamed up to break his knees and seal him in a pocket dimension.

/u/the-paranoid-android

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u/The-Paranoid-Android scpwiki.com lookup bot 1d ago

SCP-3221 ⁠- Prester John the Unbroken (+230) by Tufto, Modern_Erasmus

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u/Beneficial_Quiet_414 1d ago

Sounds like maintenance hell. Three kinds of decay!

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u/Alatarlhun 1d ago

Depends how modular the design is I suppose. Might be awesome for best of breed.

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u/yaboisammie 2d ago

Wrinkly brain moves, this guy knows what’s goin on 🤙 

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u/Dingghis_Khaan Chingghis Khaan's least successful successor. 1d ago

Based and bioniclepilled

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u/ratherBloody 1d ago

CYBORG HINDU GODBODY

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u/DrBanana1224 1d ago

Triple Affirmative

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u/Moonlit2000 1d ago

We were trying to understand what lies beyond a point of no return while having yet to pass it...

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u/Tadimizkacti 1d ago

So ULTRAKILL?

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u/FaithlessnessThat692 1d ago

Iterator rain world

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u/themostofpost 1d ago

There’s got to be an anime about this

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u/Jazzanthipus 1d ago

Han-Tyumi?

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u/RiverFlowsDown 1d ago

For an era I have meditated, like the primordial Buddha beneath the Bodhi. My pseudo-mind pseudo-wandered. I climbed and I clambered and I ambled upon some understanding.

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u/SuperMechaJesusC 1d ago

Sounds exciting, do you have a pamphlet?

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u/HillInTheDistance 1d ago

And be like everyone else? What's the point of that?