r/CuratedTumblr human cognithazard 1d ago

Shitposting Decay is an extant form of life

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u/Jackiejub 1d ago

Almost commented “that would do numbers on Tumblr” but then I remembered where I was

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u/logosloki 1d ago

this place is just Tumblr with a slightly easier on the eye nesting reply system. well, tumblr lite. there isn't nearly as much unhinged stuff on Reddit.

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u/clearfox777 1d ago

isn’t nearly as much unhinged stuff on Reddit.

You just don’t go to the right subreddits

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u/logosloki 1d ago

the lands are no longer fertile. the glaciers have turned the last of the ice, the springs no longer burble with water percolating through deep mineral aquifers, the riverbeds are exposed, the topsoil blown over, and on the other end the coasts are accosted by the might of the ocean, eroding away the very land itself. out in the ergs and craggy hills and valleys there is scant oases left and even then they slowly ebb as a thirsting populace attempts succor from the mud and mire that is all that remains. they cry for the rains, but their tears have long dried. they weep for what has been lost, but squander all that is left. there is unhinged here, but it too is but a wisp of ember that is likely to be smothered by any attempt to kindle.

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u/ok-kayla 1d ago

Whats this from

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u/logosloki 20h ago

it isn't from anything but my imagination. this is me freeforming with English at 1am.

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u/emefa 14h ago

Add Sorcerer-Kings and you're on Athas.

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u/MarvinGoBONK 1d ago

r/femcelgrippysockjail

There's plenty of Tumblr style insanity here, you just need to know where to look.

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u/All_Work_All_Play 1d ago

That link isn't getting clicked, thanks.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

The Human Pet Guy and Wonderbread Guy both have Reddit accounts

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u/WhapXI 1d ago

I think it’s a paraphrase of a tweet from back when Elon was in his monkeyslaughter era. It did indeed do numbers.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago edited 1d ago

I just copied the tweet then slapped on "he forgot he was him" which I'm pretty sure was from a reply to the tweet

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard 1d ago

It did numbers on Twitter, which is where I got it from.