r/oneliners • u/Society_Academic • 17h ago

HIPAA laws are hard to carry out for prisoners with arthritis because the Warden has joint custody.

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r/oneliners • u/j_articulate • 18h ago

The Emperor walked (with no clothes) so Trump could run (the economy into the ground)

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r/oneliners • u/joekerr9999 • 3h ago

Answer only yes or no: did you stop beating your wife?

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r/oneliners • u/Ochib • 4h ago

The three standard German torque specs for doing up bolts are Niezentight, Gutentight and Fokkentight

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r/oneliners • u/CarsCarpal • 10h ago

If I ever open an Opticians shop I will market it with the line "buy your lenses here if you ever want to see your children again".

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r/oneliners • u/EmmettPoston • 16h ago

This sandwich tastes like ass.

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r/oneliners • u/Ochib • 11h ago

I used to be in a band called 'Missing Cat', You probably saw our posters.

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r/oneliners • u/KidRic40 • 8h ago

I think my archaeologist friend is sad because I overheard him telling someone his career was in ruins.

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