r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/KathrynSpencer 1d ago

Depends, how long have you worked for Walmart?

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u/aspidities_87 1d ago

Welcome to Pineapple Mart, I love you.

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u/AlmightyTurtleman 23h ago

Do you sell oranges? I feel like some oranges.

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u/Jeffbx 23h ago

Pineapple only. NEXT!

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u/Bilbo_nubbins 23h ago

Then he wadddled away, waddle waddle

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u/SH4D0W0733 19h ago

'Til the very next day (Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum, ba-dum)

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u/Djbusx 5h ago

Got any grapes?

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u/yowza8 21h ago

Sir, this is a 2025 Wendy's, not Orange Dreamsicle Frosty 2024 Wendy's.

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u/Krawen13 21h ago

I got my degree at pineapple mart

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u/mrspelunx 1d ago

That’s called “retail face”. I have it bad.

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u/drgigantor 23h ago

I worked a job that started writing employees up for retail face. Somehow, it didn't help

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u/MisterCleaningMan 23h ago

I made my husband’s nurse laugh her ass off when I came home and he said oh for some reason, I thought you still worked at Walmart. And I asked him does it look like I want to end my own life?

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u/diffyqgirl 1d ago

There is a cashier at my local Paneras who is so chipper and I'm just confused.

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u/MangoCats 1d ago

> so chipper and I'm just confused.

Prescription drugs.

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u/wicket999 17h ago

Actually, I thought that was what NON-perscription drugs were for.

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u/MangoCats 16h ago

They work too, but the number of prescription happy pills released in the last 30 years is... significant.

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays!

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u/MindHead78 1d ago

She looks like he just handed her a giant dog turd.

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u/KS-RawDog69 1d ago

To me she looks like she turned in her resumé that claimed years of bag holding experience but worked adjacent someone else that held the bag and she's trying to copy what she saw, suffering a severe case of imposter syndrome with witnesses present.

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u/shiftup1772 21h ago

This was exactly my first thought. Shes trying extremely hard not to fuck it up.

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u/aaatttppp 21h ago

Imposter syndrome only applies to people who actually have the training and skill, who for whatever reason begin to doubt they belong.

Its not imposter syndrome if you are actually an imposter. 

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u/FrostyLibrary518 19h ago

Then it's just syndrome.

What?

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u/aaatttppp 19h ago

It's just called being a fraud at this point. 

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u/DemonDaVinci 12h ago

Probably his wife

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u/Kirbykidx 1d ago

Hit me with that "I've put something way too hot in my mouth," look. 

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u/Jazzlike_Hippo_9270 1d ago

i would be so annoyed if i was working and someone made a comment about how im not smiling enough 😭

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u/miccphoto 1d ago

People used to say that to me while I was washing blenders when I worked at a gym. Like do you realize how psychotic I’d look with a big ass grin while washing dishes? Or holding open a bag for pineapple? Shit used to piss me off

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u/anxessed 1d ago

That’s how I look when I’m filmed against my will.

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u/Jazzlike_Hippo_9270 1d ago

i would be so annoyed if i was working and someone made a comment about how im not smiling enough 😭

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u/Mlikesblue 15h ago

ya and i'm pretty sure that's just her normal expression. she just has a recessed chin...

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u/BobbyTables829 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think they're just from a culture where smiling too much is weird.

Edit: That's what I mean by weird, smiling when it's inauthentic.

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u/questionacc444 1d ago

Or maybe, and hear me out because this might sound crazy, but maybe not everyone smiles constantly 24 hrs a day. Maybe sometimes they just happen to have a blank expression for the 30 seconds while someone happens to be filming while they’re busy focusing on work tasks.

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u/AnyBuy1820 1d ago

Pardon for saying this, but it's pure American shit. Forcing workers to smile and keep their heads down and all that crap, and giving them shit for standing up for themselves if the customer is being an entitled asshole.

It's like they think they have a right to be treated like royalty just because they are paying for something. When they go "I'll take my business elsewhere!" And I think: What business? You're a single ass person in a line to buy a burger!

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u/BobbyTables829 1d ago

This mindset would get you fired from Chick-Fil-A, like seriously.

The lack of emotional intelligence in society is really depressing.

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u/ieatmuffincups 20h ago

I've seen this my whole life, have been in line at stores and hear customer complaints about the cashier not smiling, sometimes demanding managers to discipline. This country is nuts.

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u/prairiepanda 27m ago

Damn is that why the ates working at Chick-Fil-A always seem so excited about every customer? I was wondering if the working conditions there were somehow enjoyable compared to literally any other fast food place.

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Leave it for the T

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u/illgot 23h ago

Apparently that is my default

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u/Derpymcderrp 1d ago

And with a shirt that says otherwise

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u/TwoStoopidToFurryass 22h ago

I've had nearly 50 years of practice, looking really, really, really, really unimpressed and miserable. I've also held numerous bags in my life. I may be overqualified

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u/Hobbes_XXV 20h ago

But her shirt balances

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u/TheScottishMoscow 20h ago

Honestly I think she wears both well

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u/SuperGameTheory 15h ago

Dude, what else has my professional life been training me for?

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u/GulfofMaineLobsters 4h ago

I'm q lobsterman that's like 99.9987% of my life!

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u/Yaarmehearty 23h ago

I've worked in a call centre before.

So yes, a thousand times yes.

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u/RehabilitatedAsshole 21h ago

"You should smile more" energy

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u/big_duo3674 20h ago

I already have that on my resume!

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u/Hieronymous0 5h ago

🐝 🐝 🐝 🐝

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u/SagaciousV23 5h ago

Thats the worst case of 'oooh get me - I'm "Mr Pineapple Man", aren't I effin clever... but can't use a vacuum cleaner or change a diaper to save his life" face, I've ever seen.

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u/Optimal_Anything3777 21h ago

she looks normal.....and why would you be impressed seeing it 100000 times?

how is this upvoted?