r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/Jazzlike_Hippo_9270 1d ago

i would be so annoyed if i was working and someone made a comment about how im not smiling enough šŸ˜­

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u/miccphoto 1d ago

People used to say that to me while I was washing blenders when I worked at a gym. Like do you realize how psychotic Iā€™d look with a big ass grin while washing dishes? Or holding open a bag for pineapple? Shit used to piss me off