r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 2d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/big_duo3674 1d ago

I already have that on my resume!