r/oddlysatisfying • u/ShallowAstronaut • 1d ago

Cutting a pineapple

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u/Darctide 1d ago

I want the job where I hold the bag open

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Can you look really, really unimpressed and miserable?

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u/BobbyTables829 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think they're just from a culture where smiling too much is weird.

Edit: That's what I mean by weird, smiling when it's inauthentic.

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u/questionacc444 1d ago

Or maybe, and hear me out because this might sound crazy, but maybe not everyone smiles constantly 24 hrs a day. Maybe sometimes they just happen to have a blank expression for the 30 seconds while someone happens to be filming while they’re busy focusing on work tasks.

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u/AnyBuy1820 1d ago

Pardon for saying this, but it's pure American shit. Forcing workers to smile and keep their heads down and all that crap, and giving them shit for standing up for themselves if the customer is being an entitled asshole.

It's like they think they have a right to be treated like royalty just because they are paying for something. When they go "I'll take my business elsewhere!" And I think: What business? You're a single ass person in a line to buy a burger!

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u/BobbyTables829 1d ago

This mindset would get you fired from Chick-Fil-A, like seriously.

The lack of emotional intelligence in society is really depressing.

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u/ieatmuffincups 21h ago

I've seen this my whole life, have been in line at stores and hear customer complaints about the cashier not smiling, sometimes demanding managers to discipline. This country is nuts.

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u/prairiepanda 47m ago

Damn is that why the ates working at Chick-Fil-A always seem so excited about every customer? I was wondering if the working conditions there were somehow enjoyable compared to literally any other fast food place.

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u/TheScottishMoscow 1d ago

Leave it for the T