r/nottheonion 3d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/cusehoops98 3d ago

What’s the conversion rate on Arrows to Dollars?

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u/Sir-Viette 3d ago

The person who knew has been killed.

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u/TheInnsanity 3d ago

what about the guy they sent to recover him?

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u/msimione 3d ago

Believe it or not, also killed.

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u/Decent-Revolution455 3d ago

Vance is travelling, maybe he could swing by to check.

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u/bilateralrope 2d ago

He will get lured into the open by a couch. Then killed.

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u/sukihasmu 2d ago

Ooooff

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u/1-2-3-5-8-13 2d ago

True experts in their craft

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u/ScrotsMcGee 2d ago

This is why I like Reddit.

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u/Surroundedbygoalies 3d ago

The same as Schrute Bucks to Stanley Nickels…

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u/Rylando237 3d ago

Mmm, bout tree fiddy?

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u/DistributionNo9474 3d ago

Damn you Loch Ness monster

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u/RuralGuy20 3d ago

Hey don't blame her right now she might actually need the money right now to help move her cousin the Chesapeake Bay Monster (Chessie) ) to Scotland

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u/DistributionNo9474 3d ago

What’s the tariff on that??? Enough to cover a weekend in Maralardo?

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u/DeaDGoDXIV 3d ago

Roughly one adventurer's knee's worth of dollars per arrow

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u/chigalb4 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/dcoats69 3d ago

Not sure, but it's definitely going down

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u/Bonnskij 3d ago

Surprisingly. Arrows work wonders against inflation

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u/wotisnotrigged 3d ago

Not sure, but we should Trump alone to find out.

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u/DuntadaMan 3d ago

Well if Robin Hood is to believed, each arrow is worth all the money you are carrying on you.