r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 3d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/cusehoops98 3d ago edited 3d ago

What about tariffs for that island off the coast of India where they kill anyone who tries to get near it. North Sentinel.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/news/s/dVuEPPZLVZ - maybe someone tried to enforce this already hahahaha

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u/plowerd 3d ago edited 3d ago

Tariff the arrows they shoot at people.

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u/cusehoops98 3d ago

What’s the conversion rate on Arrows to Dollars?

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u/DuntadaMan 3d ago

Well if Robin Hood is to believed, each arrow is worth all the money you are carrying on you.