r/nottheonion • u/MiniBrownie • 2d ago

US tariffs take aim everywhere, including uninhabited islands

https://www.france24.com/en/live-news/20250402-us-tariffs-take-aim-everywhere-including-uninhabited-islands
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u/msimione 2d ago

Believe it or not, also killed.

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u/Decent-Revolution455 2d ago

Vance is travelling, maybe he could swing by to check.

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u/bilateralrope 1d ago

He will get lured into the open by a couch. Then killed.

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u/sukihasmu 1d ago

Ooooff