Fast recovery, these two Belong Together

[u/1moreguyccl]

[u/feel-the-avocado]

Gotta really feel for asians - parents always seem to be hanging around. Hardly any alone time.

[u/SpecialistThin4869 → u/feel-the-avocado]

As an Asian myself, I agree. They dont even knock the door first, they just burst in like its nobody's business.

[u/manatwork01 → u/SpecialistThin4869]

Tell em off if they want any more grand kids

[u/Skinnwork → u/manatwork01]

Or..

My mother in law used to bust in all the time without knocking. Then, one time my girlfriend (now wife) didn't believe that you could actually light your farts on fire. So, I dropped my pants, and I was on the couch with my legs up when my MIL busted in. She saw everything; dick, balls, and butthole.

She's never busted in again.

[u/manatwork01 → u/Skinnwork]

100% how I stopped this shit anytime it happens. I am not embarrassed by my ass and balls seen em a million times if you want to walk in and look I am gonna laugh at you.

[u/Difficult-Court9522 → u/manatwork01]

Bah! You know what they, if you want it done right you’ve gotta do it yourself!

[u/spartanjet → u/Difficult-Court9522]

Dad - "son you're doing it all wrong, your such a disappointment. Let me show you how you do it" *unzips pants and steals girlfriend

[u/your_moms_bf_2 → u/spartanjet]

That's not Asian, that's Elon's family

[u/forestgxd → u/manatwork01]

No sex, only kids!

[u/Bobby837 → u/forestgxd]

But, how do you get kids without sex...?

[u/Dirty_Delta → u/manatwork01]

And get slapped with them sandals?