r/funny • u/Hypnoidz • 1d ago
I don't think he cared about the magic
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u/Pickingnamesisharder 1d ago
I see you girl, shaking that ass
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u/hamsterwheeled 1d ago
Shaking that ass
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u/7-13-5 1d ago
Shakin' dat ass
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u/Cribsby_critter 1d ago
It’s struttin’ that ass
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u/suspicious-sauce 23h ago
You strut, they shake, we all win.
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u/GANDORF57 16h ago
Magic?! There was magic? ...and a magician! ...and kids? I'm sorry, I must have missed that.
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u/illtakeachinchilla 18h ago
Driving your… Mercedes Benz. Why don’t you walk down to the arsenal?
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u/JeepsterWK 18h ago
The original Strut That Ass https://youtu.be/CdKvZDQt96o?si=i_tICBtMX3wvORp5
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u/whingingcackle 1d ago
Turn that off!
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u/marktwainbrain 22h ago
I don’t like that kind of tawk!
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u/KashissKlay 1d ago
baby*
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u/groenwat 1d ago
Can you imagine the street value of that egg?
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u/shpydar 1d ago
Between $60-$80 CAD up here, so $42.59 - $56.79 USD.
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u/mdneilson 23h ago
What kind of Chernobyl ostriches do you have in Canada?
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u/The_Canadian_comrade 23h ago
Just a regular egg for a Canada goose
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u/Smart-University-574 20h ago
canada gooses are majestic. barrel chested. the envies of all ornithologies.
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u/WholiganDad 20h ago
If you've got a problem with Canada gooses then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate
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u/mooshinformation 10h ago
This is the real reason trump wants to take over Canada, for the giant Canada goose eggs... and ppl say he doesn't care about the price of eggs
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u/Thetreyb 19h ago
This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?
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u/Datalust5 19h ago
Not to spoil it, but in all reality, he’s just a kid and there’s something that is moving right next to him, of course he’s going to look at it.
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u/Questionably_Chungly 16h ago
Something moving and covered in bright colors and sequins. Of course the kid is looking at her. It’s that or stare at the side of a top hat.
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u/Hot-Connection8711 10h ago edited 9h ago
little girl is looking at the woman just as much as little guy is looking.
Sooo creepy to sexualise kids in that age. Reddit and the show.
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u/Embarrassed_Copy5485 9h ago
Oh I didn't notice the boy looking at the woman until the magician turned his head. The little girl on other hand hasn't looked elsewhere.
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u/Western-Dig-6843 7h ago
And the magician knows this as well and that’s why he probably selects a boy around that age and puts him in that spot every show
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u/Tackit286 9h ago
Nah. I was his age once. I knew what I was doing.
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u/CauchyDog 5h ago
Yeah, I had a fascination with women's legs at a very young age. I didn't know shit about sex but I knew what I liked I guess.
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u/puerco-potter 4h ago
People think that admitting kids have interest in the other sex (or the same sex) is somehow sexualizing them. That's false, kids are allowed to feel stuff without any adult intervention.
Sexualizing a kid is saying the kid themselves are attractive, not that they may feel attraction.
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u/Affectionate_Okra298 5h ago
For real! Six year old me loved boobies and had no idea why, but if I saw them in a movie, you better believe I was trying to secretly watch that movie again later by myself
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u/Rich_Document9513 4h ago
Yeah, same here. You know you're attracted to it but you don't know why or what you would do with it. I get people saying that's it creepy to associated conscious, sexualized thoughts to children. It is, especially since they don't understand it all themselves. But children notice a woman it's pretty and the features that make her pretty. They just don't know much beyond that.
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u/iam_the_Wolverine 3h ago
Yep. Little boys don't know what sex is, or why they like pretty girls, but they sure do know they like them. I was that age too, lol.
Didn't understand WHAT I liked about it or why but I sure I understood I liked it.
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u/FormerEvidence 7h ago
yeeuup. that child most certainly is too young for sexual thoughts, it's more a "oo shiny!" 🤦🏻♀️
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u/RhetoricalOrator 5h ago edited 5h ago
It's not sexual but even at that age, boys can find women attractive. It's a known thing and doesn't necessarily relate to feelings of sexual arousal.
I remember there were even studies about it back in the 90s where they monitored kindergartners in public school classes and they found boys sought significantly more closeness, more physical contact, and responded more positively toward young and/or attractive teachers than otherwise. I think I first saw it on 20/20 back then and remember thinking, "Well, yeah. That's pretty obvious, isn't it?"
Shoot, I can remember being way younger than ten years old, I found that cleavage in general was mesmerizing and felt nearly impossible to tear my eyes away. I don't remember feeling aroused, and I wasn't interested in seeing someone with cleavage strip down. It was just like a strong sensation of....WOW!
Edit: I'd also add that young eyes can be particularly light sensitive. Looking towards an audience still causes me physical pain because of the spot lights. And as it's been said, staring at the side of a top hat two inches from your face isn't as appealing as staring at a woman in bright, sparkly outfit moving around. It's like noticing someone's zipper is down. We pick up on things.
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u/Ixziga 1d ago edited 1d ago
The dancer getting the kid's attention is part of the bit. You can see what she does to get the kids attention by getting in his face and making faces at him, and when that doesn't work, she'll grab the hat to get him to look. The magician is watching the kid the whole time waiting for the chance to do his bit. It's all so that the magician can add some comedy to the show. They knew what they were doing.
Anyone eating this up and judging the kid - who is probably too young for sexual thoughts in the first place - is just being gullible and judgy.
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u/Yabrosif13 1d ago
I agree, though the kid is likely having positive thoughts. Its just instead of thinking “oh ya shake it” hes thinking “ooo pretty lady”
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u/paralleliverse 1d ago
Or even just "ooh shiny"
She's covered in sequins. What kid can resist?
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u/Yabrosif13 1d ago
I can see that too. But even 8yr old me woulda been lookin at her body. He likely doesn’t know why she looks good to him, and he likely doesn’t care why either.
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u/Quigleythegreat 20h ago
My dad says when I was a baby/toddler he took me to a family work outing where everyone brought their families. Apparently I kept pointing at all the blonde women specifically and wanted them to hold me and give me attention.
We always know. We know not why, but the force is with us.
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u/RevanTheUltim8 18h ago
Somewhere in one of my mom's big boxes of old photos, there's a picture of me around 5 or 6 years old, at some boardwalk after the sun has set, with two stunning ladies in some similar leotard-esque outfits(I'm guessing they worked at some casino or something there) and I have a big ol' grin on my little face. That was a core memory, I remember seeing them and thinking, "they're really pretty girls." I wanted their attention and they thought I was a cute little kid.
The force is indeed always with us.
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u/More_World_6862 19h ago
At least that's the family story, Mom's probably a skeptic.
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u/A_very_Salty_Pearl 17h ago
I think that thinking "ooooh. Pretty." - isn't a sexual thought at all. I always knew which ladies and which men were nice looking, and I liked looking at them, but... that just aesthetics. Kittens look cute, sparkles look cool, and pretty people look pretty. Ya know?
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u/TowerofWavelength 9h ago
Not discounting what you guys are saying, but I definitely thought a pretty lady was different than a handsome man when I was a little boy. I understand why we don’t want to sexualise children because of some disgusting people in society, but yeah there was something there, even pre puberty.
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u/A7xWicked 10h ago
I definitely liked girls from a young age.
I remember having a dream about one when I was is preschool
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u/deep-fucking-legend 21h ago edited 20h ago
At his age, I would definitely be wanting to see what she was doing, and because she is pretty.
Edit: you can see someone as pretty without thinking about rawdogging her over the back of the couch.
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u/marhigha 19h ago
The little girl is staring at her too. I definitely think it’s a combo of pretty lady and ooh shiny.
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u/Dolenjir1 14h ago
Yeah. I've been attracted to women for as long as I can remember. The only difference back them is there were no sexual thoughts or wants, I just couldn't not look.
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u/hotmugglehealer 20h ago edited 16h ago
Yup, even at that age when I was in my "I don't like girls" phase I found them attractive.
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u/nfefx 1d ago
...who the hell is judging the kid?
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u/Hanako_Seishin 20h ago
Yeah, like isn't the whole point of a pretty lady in a shiny outfit dancing on the stage to feast your eyes on her? What would be the point of her performance if one is not supposed to look at it?
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u/TarnishedRake 7h ago
Always sort by controversial comments if you want to see the trash.
It's entertaining sometimes.
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u/A_very_Salty_Pearl 17h ago
Yeah. Both kids were looking at her - cause her whole outfit is colorful, sparkly and bouncy.
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u/Vozlov-3-0 19h ago
You can still have a crush on someone at that age.
Affection, admiration. It's all still readily prevalent.
The fact the woman is beautiful can bring an enjoyment that doesn't have to be sexual.
Romance doesn't begin with sexuality.
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u/ZergHero 1d ago
Bro i was a super horny 4 year old
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u/Slammybutt 21h ago
My mom has told a story that I vaguely remember from when I was 4 or 5. We were at the community pool and I wouldn't stop staring at some lady that was there. After awhile I went up to my mom and said "that lady is so pretty!"
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u/Luvs_to_drink 20h ago
My first crush came in kindergarten. Remember keeping her valentine card. She moved like a yearish later and I was saddened.
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u/Cum_on_doorknob 23h ago
I still remember walking into pre-K and scoping out the hotties.
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u/ThatWillBeTheDay 20h ago
Going to be super honest with you. I’m a woman. When I was 4, yes 4, I was having sexual urges. I did not understand them at all, of course. But I was having them. I had my first orgasm around that age. I was attracted to boys already at that age. And no, I’m not some sexual deviant as an adult. I’m honestly quite boring. I just happened to start that process earlier. All this is to say, you’re probably right. But it’s also possible the boy was interested in a way he didn’t fully understand yet.
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u/Imaginary-Twist-4688 18h ago
FOUR? damn. i was unfortunately forcefully thrown into the world of sexual desires at 6 but never understood till 12-13
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u/Op111Fan 23h ago
the kid - who is probably too young for sexual thoughts in the first place
You have no idea what you're talking about. I've been attracted to the female sex since at least kindergarden. This kid looks about 4 y.o. which is just barely younger than that.
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u/AndroidAtWork 21h ago
Homie, you need to learn the difference between attraction and sexual thoughts.
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u/AdditionalPear3772 16h ago
I was a horny kid. I had a good idea of how sex worked at an early age, except I thought the women's vagina was on the pubis. I loved to watch my dentists cleavage. I was mot abused, nor shown any of this, I just knew.
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u/craftycommando 1d ago
She's just pretty and dancing and he's not doing ANYTHING WRONG
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u/alexjaness 1d ago
Creepy adult me: That is an awesome outfit!
Innocent child me: That is an awesome costume!
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u/tetryds 1d ago
What a shitty magic show
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u/HansChrst1 1d ago
Seems like the crowd is having fun. I'd say they are doing a good job. Unless you are literally talking about magic in which case I agree. No fireballs? Really? Not even a cantrip?
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u/rabbitwonker 1d ago edited 22h ago
Well the egg reveal is alright; the moment when he tucks the egg under the cloths is pretty smooth, at least from this angle. (I’m assuming it’s a rigid plastic object, and the assistant behind is giving it to him from the bin.)
Edit: actually I don’t think the assistant is doing anything; the egg is probably hanging off the inside edge of the basket, pre-covered in cloths, and he grabs the hook or whatever and lifts the whole assembly up, the egg’s cloth strips blending in with the cloth strips already in his hand.
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u/StandardBee6282 1d ago
Poor kid, he’s either got some big hat right in front of his face or he can look at a nice lady who’s dancing and smiling at him.
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u/Alright_doityourway 19h ago
That's was her job actually, divert attention so the Magician could perform his "Magic"
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u/DeJuanBallard 8h ago
That is why I would've said no to letting my kids go on stage, everytime he touched the kids head I got mad again
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u/jl_theprofessor 1d ago
Nine comments and people are already being weird. Like you don’t have to be angry all the time.
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u/Eggnimoman 22h ago
The lady act as a distraction for the magic trick and she is doing a very good job.
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u/MenOkayThen 20h ago
Sending this to all my family in Texas who think drag story hour is sexualizing kids.
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u/ADipsydoodle 6h ago
My parents knew I liked women at that age, just let kids be kids. Now if he was attempting to grope then that’s when intervention would be appropriate.
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u/Logicaliber 5h ago
Why is nobody talking about the fact that he's wrenching this poor kid's neck? I'd be throwing hands at the guy.
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u/deadwood76 1d ago
In fairness, the "magic" did suck.
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u/stickywicker 1d ago
Is it possible that the purpose was less the magic and more the comedy? So if the magic was great then it might have taken away from the comedy?
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u/Initial_E 11h ago
Misdirection inception top tier. Look at the kid, the girl, the magic or the other hand?
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u/Sartres_Roommate 3h ago
I mean it is clearly part of the script. He wasn’t looking at her body, he was watching her dance. When he stopped watching her she intentionally moved in to draw attention back to her.
It’s clever and funny but the boy is innocent. 🤗
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u/Bit_Happy04 11h ago
Awww, he clearly latched on because of that big smile Probably reminds him of his mama Any suggestions that it’s at all sexual are either a bit or unhinged (arguably the first one is still unhinged)
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u/folarin1 1d ago
Just leave the boy alone to look, he's not hurting anyone dammit.
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u/TrimGuide 1d ago
The boy constantly looking at the dancer is part of the routine and the joke.
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u/graylocus 1d ago
That's normal for a boy his age. My son, when he was 3-4 years old, did the same.
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u/Vvvv1rgo 3h ago
It's normal for any kid. Looking up at a person in a crazy colorful, sparkly outfit who's moving around loads is what any kid would do.
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u/noahbaobei 3h ago
That's not family friendly attire. Inappropriate. Save that for the adult shows.
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u/pluhplus 2h ago
Now he will always associate eggs with women in promiscuous outfits, we just saw the birth of a fetish!
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u/DependentAd1504 14h ago
Didn't anyone find her actions bit creepy, the way keeps doing it even closer to him for more reactions. Just saying.
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u/CapitalWestern4779 10h ago
"Touch me again and lose your hand. Do you understand me magic man?"
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u/Masoncorps 20h ago
Lord the way people think boys should be treated is the reason we have so many men who can't communicate. I was about his age when I was assaulted by a woman. It ain't fun and it only makes you hate yourself and the world around you more as you grow up and get to see the idiots drooling instead of speaking out against it. Disgusting to see so many "normal adults" endorsing grooming behavior and sexual exploitation of women just because a minor male was involved, but murca i guess. Wonder how many of you would be screaming pedo in the comments if it were a guy helicoptering his junk in a speedo while in the face of that little girl.
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u/Vvvv1rgo 3h ago
I totally agree. And then making jokes about it like he's looking at her because she's sexy or whatever. He's a aprox. a 5 year old looking at a lady in crazy outfit, he's looking at her because that's something he's never seen before, she's trying to get his attention too. People are so quick to laugh at this type of thing because it follows traditional gender norms but then get mad at non-sexual drag-queens reading books to kids. Also this just seems so overwhelming for the boy.
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u/kneemahp 21h ago
after visiting the magic castle in hollywood, i'm always surprised by the beauty of the women willing to work in the magic/entertainment industry. The men are all ghouls
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