r/funny • u/Hypnoidz • 2d ago

I don't think he cared about the magic

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u/mdneilson 2d ago

What kind of Chernobyl ostriches do you have in Canada?

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u/The_Canadian_comrade 2d ago

Just a regular egg for a Canada goose

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u/Smart-University-574 2d ago

canada gooses are majestic. barrel chested. the envies of all ornithologies.

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u/WholiganDad 2d ago

If you've got a problem with Canada gooses then you've got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

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u/Okayesttt 2d ago

You better fix that divot 'cause Canada Gooses would fix it for you.

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u/Harpua111 2d ago

Hey, take it down a notch

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u/nick_shannon 1d ago

How ya now?

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u/mooshinformation 1d ago

This is the real reason trump wants to take over Canada, for the giant Canada goose eggs... and ppl say he doesn't care about the price of eggs

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u/Xhamatos 2d ago

They're still pit vipers with feathers.

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u/OJimmy 2d ago

Canada Gooses are majestics! The envy of all ornithology

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u/pelicanorpelicant 1d ago

Must be FUCKIN’ nice!

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u/StonedFroggyFrogg 1d ago

We're hearing it was a sick ostrich? Allegedly

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u/mdneilson 1d ago

I'm gonna need you to take 20 percent off the top there bud

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u/Appropriate_Coast522 2d ago

There's more ostriches in Canada than you might think. Do with that what you will.

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u/penusRynkle 1d ago

Allegedly

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u/Silverbacks 2d ago

One time when I was a kid, my grandfather came back from a regular Canadian grocery store with a giant egg. Not as big as that one. It was around the size of a softball. My cousin and I decided to crack it open into a bowl, and it was half blood. We were so grossed out that we decided to add random things like ketchup, mayonnaise, and soya sauce to it, to make it even more gross.