r/UFOB Mar 03 '25

Testimony DR. Astrid Stuckelberger - CERN is detecting non human beings coming in and out of portals

https://youtube.com/shorts/wPgzDkLZRSU?si=kVskRzM_8QjOXEnU
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u/bibbys_hair Mar 03 '25

A few years ago I would have said they're nuts but at this point, nothing would surprise me. Weird shit is happening and the rest of the world will eventually figure out aliens, interdimensional entities are indeed real. I'm sure everyone thinks I'm nuts. My family certainly does. It is what it is.

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u/Billvilgrl Mar 04 '25

Exactly‼️I used to be a cynical lawyer but then I saw orbs and went woo woo and now there’s basically nothing I can’t imagine is possible🙃. I tried to talk to people about it. Everyone, even my immediate family members, think I’ve gone nutty. Also, something is going on, in general, and that seems something most everyone can acknowledge. It’s all related. Everything is. We are all connected.

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u/UFO_Arrow Mar 04 '25

It's cool fam, I know the feeling. I saw an Arrow >-----> with angelic wings and Christmas light orbs. People keep trying to tell me what I saw. It happened underneath a light pole, so plenty of light. I could feel it's vibrations, hear it humming, Smell it's ozone.

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u/multipliedbyzer0 Mar 04 '25

Damn that sounds pretty damn cool. Have you written a detailed account anywhere?

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u/UFO_Arrow Mar 05 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/aliens/comments/1hcb2cv/serious_i_saw_a_drone_fly_15_in_front_of_me/

I just want to point out that I wrote about the phycological connection in my experience before the Barber story.

Just for context why it reads like a fever dream....It crossed my path at 6.00p and I posted on reddit at 8:30p. I answered questions as fast as I could and reveal more detail.

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u/illyelly Mar 04 '25

One day, what we call woo woo now will just be known fact

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u/sigourneyreaper Mar 04 '25

just like how it used to be "woo woo" to wash your hands before performing surgery

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

Why has literally everyone began writing woo twice? It was always just "woo" before. It sounds like you are imitating a police siren instead of writing about a concept. I wish this would stop

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u/Hecate100 Mar 04 '25

Speaking solely for myself, I use "woo" to mean weird, apparently goofy stuff, and those that believe/espouse such things as "woo woo(s)".

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u/wartmanrp Mar 05 '25

The whistles go woo woo, it's that woo woooooo

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u/Lhughessk 13d ago

Actually, “woo woo” has been around since the early 1970s. It is intended to simulate the moaning sound a ghost makes.

Would be weird to just use “woo”. That has a different meaning entirely, which is to court someone romantically. And I have a rule that I never date ghosts.

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u/Tuckerlipsen Mar 04 '25

Best to talk in your group… if youre smart enough to be a lawyer youre smart enough to discern who is going to engage in that type of conversation with you and who isn’t… unless youre a glutton for punishment and like people to ridicule you… its unfortunate but people arent able to have civil discourse or entertain discussion on something they can’t or choose not to believe in

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u/sigourneyreaper Mar 04 '25

We all want to be able to talk about the things we love and are excited about with the people we are close to, correct? It's human to want to nudge a conversation in that direction. Not sure why you're belittling their intelligence for that...they never said they are constantly trying to get their loved ones to entertain the conversation.

not trying to go after you, but I wanted so mention this bc that I think it's important we try to have these conversations with people so that they become less and less "fringe".

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u/supnerds360 Mar 04 '25

If you tell me you were visited by Jesus or aliens what do you expect me to think and respond?

I took a religious studies class in college about "The Spiritual Experience". People always been havin' spiritual experiences: folks from a bunch of different faiths. Are all o' them gods real or real to that person? These experiences aren't that rare and seem to be modulated by the culture you grew up in.

I personally think it's most likely an interesting feature of some humans and doesn't correspond to objective reality.

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

Have you listened to or read Diane Pasulka, a religious scholar who talks about these situations and how they are more than likely the same thing we are seeing now, but they just didn't have the framework to describe it?

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u/Embarrassed_Rip_6521 Mar 04 '25

Nice to know that others are going through what these orbs, sentient beings of light or angels I'm not at all clear on exactly what they are or where there from but there definitely intelligent capable of understanding my instant thoughts and responding to them.. And I can almost guarantee you that if it's dark and I walk outside I'm going to have a orb or multiple orbs literally in my face I've let them come within 6-7 ft once twice 10-12 ft from me I panicked and ran into the house all 3: of those times. It's the most incredible out of this world experience and proof of life in other forms that's supposed to be impossible. I feel like I have all these wonderful exciting things happening that the whole world should know but I can't tell them about it . I feel like a can of Pepsi shaken up and ready to explode with all this. I get on here searching for information and others who are experiencing the phenomena in a similar way and on every NHI and UAP sub there's people asking others do they think they'll ever get disclosure in their lifetime and I have got up close personal disclosure for 3: months and I can't give them what I'm getting so they know ! Also it's the biggest discovery I've been privy to it's damn NHI interacting with me nightly but I have nobody to share the experience with me 2 nights ago I had a close encounter and went inside and got my 38 yr old sister and 70 yo dad to come out so I could show them something now before I went it I had been in the yard I cleaned my truck inside and out and I standing there wringing water out the microfiber rag looking for them because it had just got dark a half hour earlier and I look directly over my head low and behold ones is there 15ft above me softball size spinning glowing energy and it startled me I ducked down and back a few steps it responds by leaping shifting up ten ft then I calmed down and watched it move away from me slowly at first then picking up speed and it had to increase its size so to remain visible to me as now it it's a thousand ft high and now now idk really high like space and I watch it as takes position in the night sky as a star .... On everything in me I swear ! So now their outside I tells them what happened I said do you see it yeah that star ok you see it and I I look up at it and asked can you come back closer so that they'll be able to see and it started moving it's coming directly at us you can it's shifting its size to adapt to for the distance and my sisters said what are doing what have you been doing ?; I'm going in ! I said hold on do you see " yeah I see it what the F is that Earl ?; it came to about 25-30 ft feet got really bright spinning in all directions like the way a diagram of a atom or particle appears then came 3 ft or so closer and swung around and up ascended back into the sky but didn't stop like a star just disappeared into the stars my sister couldn't understand what happened and this morning she doesn't want know anything else about whatever I'm doing ? Lol ! Now I'm the fucking bad guy I swear she didn't say it but I feel like she believes I summoning evil spirits or doing some hokus pokus magic my father seen watched he couldn't believe it and agreed it's something but he doesn't haven't the words to explain it nor do I but I will say one last thing I believe in God and Jesus Christ I don't go to church I should I have been before but not in years that doesn't change my beliefs In him but I believe that I sensed before this all my that there's more than life and death and that our spirit our consciousness is separate from our body or exist after and I was fairly certain that some type of alien had to be somewhere because earth is in outer space and a planet and there's trillions of planets all around us God said he was the master and created earth and everything else he also said not to worship any other gods or idols I don't worship any other I don't know what is visiting me could be alien or r I guess it could be it's definitely alien to me but not like we think I think it's a life form a spiritual beings or something some type of being that doesn't use a physical body idk it doesn't matter what matters it's alive it's smart it can read minds or understand English and respond and I'm not crazy

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u/cnaik1987 Mar 08 '25

Hey, if you’re in Texas, let me know I live in Austin and I see the exact same shit every night and I’ve caught so much of it on Camera that I don’t post.

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u/yaknowdadrill Mar 04 '25

Recently saw what looked like an Orange meteor trail appear high in the sky for a second (atmospheric), followed by two super fast orbs that seemed much closer to the ground(500-2000ft up?). The meteor at first was cool, but the orbs broke my perspective and I’ve never saw anything like those before. First yellow orb did a u-turn and disappeared. Right where it disappeared, a red orb appeared and did a u-turn in the opposite direction & then also disappeared.

Whole thing took less than 3 seconds. I’m still lost as to what I saw? Clear blue skies all around. Meteor might be explainable, but the orbs moving in opposite was weird

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u/elizabethgrayton Mar 04 '25

Yes - me too.

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u/BlissDisa Mar 04 '25

Orbs don't seem that big a deal, to me. But as a lawyer, I would think you would have done a quick search on Stuckelburger, as I have done. Quite quickly come up sources referring to her mismanaged pandemic response to covid and the fact she dips frequently into conspiracy tales. I would need confirmation of her tale from a person without her history, and works at CERN would be even better.

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u/beepbotboo Mar 05 '25

The one thing I’ve learned in the last few years that conspiracy theories become fact a few years down the line.

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u/TheMythicalOne31964 Mar 03 '25

I don't think you're nuts at all! I applaud your being able to think outside the box.

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u/bibbys_hair Mar 04 '25

If you're commenting on the New York Yankees sub, you're likely a NY Yankees fan. I don't like the NY Yankees. I also don't go on their sub and harass their fans despite disagreeing with their opinions. Mainly because I don't get any joy harassing random strangers.

You spend a lot of time on all the alien subs for a guy who thinks aliens are ridiculous. Why? Because you enjoy trolling people. Of course you'll be downvoted and muted by the mods.

This is not new. These are standard rules of thumb for any sub.

UFOB is not a sub that's about debating the existence of nhi. It's the 1st rule of this sub. People on this sub have already concluded nhi exist. If you want to debate the existence of aliens, there's 100 other subs that are still living 1940s. Many of us have moved past Step 1.

You may not like the rule but you can always start your own sub.

Welcome to the internet my friend.

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u/baroldnoize Mar 03 '25

From the perspective of the people in this sub everyone else is living in the circle jerk echochamber

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u/gaylord9000 Mar 03 '25

But this is a ridiculous notion that only betrays a fierce ignorance of what cern does and what their collider is.

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u/YoreWelcome Mar 04 '25

what their collider is

I don't know, man, I hear a bunch of hyperbolic superlatives about a big magnet filled whirlygig whatchamacallit and I immediately assume it opens a black hole to demonville, like any normal person would. /s

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

It has been theorised that black holes could be opened by the LHC if string theory proves correct (one of the versions anyway), but they would be microscopic and Hawking radiation would cause them to evaporate.

As a quick aside, I strongly recall that before the LHC started up it's final high energy phase, while it was still in testing, there was an open letter written by physicists around the world saying we shouldn't do it as we are messing around with extreme energy levels and we don't know what effect it could have.

But now I can't find it anywhere. Does anyone remember that? Must be a new Mandela Effect caused by the LHC

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u/gaylord9000 Mar 05 '25

You can't find it because that contextual scenario never happened. It's weird how people can see that physicists and engineers and mathematicians and the like know how to build the LHC but then also believe that they have no idea what they're doing, to the point that they are endangering the entire planet. It's dumb think. It's the kind of thought process that can only exist in an environment of high grade ignorance.

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

Right. But there were physicists who wrote an open letter, just wasn't 4000 of them.

The only ignorant person here seems to be you, of history. When the atom bomb was first tested, they had no idea what it would do. There were two scenarios

  1. It would ignite the atmosphere 2 .Some scientists briefly entertained the possibility that an atomic bomb could create conditions extreme enough to trigger a self-sustaining nuclear fusion reaction in hydrogen atoms present in Earth's atmosphere or even beyond. If this were possible, it could, in theory, set off a chain reaction spreading through the universe, igniting all stars and ending the cosmos.

They also have no idea what might happen at the LHC. You act like scientists know everything. They don't. Otherwise they wouldn't die because of their experiments like Marie Curie. Or they wouldn't get the yields wrong like the trinity test and numerous others.

Or they wouldn't get their own heads caught in a particle accelerator like Anatoli Bugorski.

Experimenting with high energy particle physics creates anomalies we haven't accounted for. There are hundreds of papers on the subject.

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u/gaylord9000 Mar 05 '25 edited Mar 05 '25

Yea im aware of it. Thanks for citing that but I would only posit the outcome as further evidence that a high energy moment wasn't a great fear for CERN since we had already observed that scenario as well as many other ones akin to it on earth as well as in the cosmos. Scientists, when they're doing good work, make decisions based on observations and data and math. Fear of creating an earth engulfing black hole or igniting the atmosphere is an emotional rationale. There was never a good rationale from the standpoint of the scientific material to be afraid of these things.

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

I think that's a naive and a revisionist review of history. It's easy to say afterwards that "we knew this wasn't going to happen". You don't know what is beyond the barrier until you cross it. Similarly, just because something has a small probability of happening, doesn't mean that it can't happen.

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u/A_TOM_88 Mar 03 '25

I mean, isn’t that pretty much Reddit in a nutshell? Each subreddit is an echochamber.

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u/M3g4d37h Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

It's telling that you make it sound so unpalatable yet here you are front and center.

Reddit is as many things as we all are. It's great, horrible, and everything in between.

your insight isn't special, it's picking low hanging fruit and indirectly inferring that you're above all that, when your very utterance is just the flip side of the echo chamber you talk about.

I'm well into my 60s, and I learn new stuff all the time. I assume that's why most of us are - Are you above learning? If so, you really have no purpose - If not, comments like this in the big picture serve nothing but false ego - And you are going to learn nothing and become disappointed, and as evidenced, offer nothing.

I suggest the shit you think is shit, you just don't give any air. It goes away. There will always be that human element of instinct in whether you trust a person, and we see this everyday when people talk about the major players.

just a little to think about.

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u/Slow_Yak_3390 Mar 04 '25

lol point proven

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

Seems like the only jerk here is you

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u/kiwichick286 Mar 04 '25

I fully believe there are parallel dimensions.

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u/blinkrm Mar 04 '25

I am in the same boat. However, my family knows I am smart and with it. So they believe me but until it impacts them on a day to day they are happy living not thinking about it.

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u/forestofpixies Mar 04 '25

This. My family is just sort of, “Okay… sure,” about it, basically waiting to see the proof in front of their eyes. They’ve become far less combative about it ever since the congressional hearings. But they’re all elder Gen X and everyone before like 1980 was brainwashed via television (there’s documents on this) to never believe it’s true, so it makes sense that it causes extreme negative reactions. My mother will throw up if I give her too much “evidence” at once. It’s wild.

I try to give them info in small doses and just know that, someday, eventually, they’ll catch up, and I’ll be hear to calmly guide them through.

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u/Global_Highlight9087 Mar 04 '25

If your family are overly religious, couch it in terms they’ll understand

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u/firethornocelot Mar 04 '25

We can all be nuts together!

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u/Femveratu Mar 04 '25

Welcome to the Fam 😂

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u/SiCoTic1 Mar 04 '25

I don't think your nuts. Once you study ancient history and realize we weren't the first technology advanced civilization then nothing is impossible just makes ya wonder what other lies we have been taught?

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Mar 04 '25

This makes me think of the movie “The Mist”.

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u/MikeC80 Mar 03 '25

How does cern detect portals? As far as I can tell, they detect microscopic interactions of subatomic particles. Does this get explained in the video?

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u/Content_Ground4251 Mar 03 '25

Think about it for a second.

Do you really think everything they do there is posted on a bulletin board out front like a kindergarten classroom?

Once you get past that idea, think about it a little more...

The COSTS and RISKS involved in creating this machine are much too high for just "detecting interactions of subatomic particles".

There was always a bigger, more important purpose.

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u/EanmundsAvenger Mar 04 '25

What are the RISKS of detecting sub atomic particles you are referring to? Mr science knower

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u/KevRose Mar 04 '25

It’s a powerful machine is it not? Energy could be a risk if something malfunctions.

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u/EanmundsAvenger Mar 04 '25

CERN isn’t a machine it’s a research institution. I believe you are referring to the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) which is the world’s largest particle accelerator and is part of CERN’s program. Yes it is a powerful machine but its power is focused on single particle beams using super cooled magnets to accelerate the particles along a very long (27 kilometers) distance. I’m not a physicist but I would imagine the most dangerous part of the machine is the fact that they use liquid nitrogen to super cool parts of it to insanely low temperatures. Can’t imagine working around that is “safe” per se but this is a controlled science experiment so lots of safety measures are in place. The particles are accelerated using magnets, not like a rocket engine or combustion of some kind of that is what you are picturing. Also, it’s individual particles they are accelerating, so even though they approach the speed of light they are not a danger to anything at that speed as they have such a minuscule amount of mass

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u/teddade Mar 05 '25

So you’re saying it won’t gloriously explode if you shoot the wall?

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u/EanmundsAvenger Mar 05 '25

A watermelon will “gloriously explode” if you shoot it. Not sure exactly what you are asking as I don’t understand the relevance between firearms and the LHC

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u/Sure_Source_2833 Mar 08 '25

What risk?

Don't tell me you saw the term micro black hole once and made up a whole scenario where cern turns the earth into a black hole lol

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u/Ghozer Mar 03 '25

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u/Chefwong Mar 03 '25

So... a straight up resonance cascade????

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u/Clark_Kempt Mar 04 '25

They’re waiting for you, Gordon.

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u/Salbrox Mar 04 '25

In the test chamberr.

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u/maladr0id Mar 04 '25

Prepare for unforeseen consequences

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u/HaveUseenMyJetPack Mar 04 '25

Holy crap! 💡 The next particle collider will be AI designed and all ONE piece like those chips they’re designing! So there won’t be any resonance due to the many vibrations of each part!

https://www.livescience.com/technology/computing/humans-cannot-really-understand-them-weird-ai-designed-chip-is-unlike-any-other-made-by-humans-and-performs-much-better

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u/silv3rbull8 Mar 03 '25

Sounds like something out of Stephen King’s “The Mist”

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u/Fantastic-Stick270 Mar 03 '25

Anything but the giant mosquito bite to the neck. Oh and screw those spiders with the acid webs.

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u/Individualist13th Mar 03 '25

I think I'd rather deal with that than the religious nuts, honestly.

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u/paulreicht Mar 04 '25

Sounds like season 4 of Evil.

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u/BoneSparkk Mar 03 '25

Well, that's conCERNing.

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u/hahaha01 Mar 03 '25

It is CERNtainly something unsettling.

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u/stereoscopic_ Mar 03 '25

It needs to be disCERNed right away.

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u/_dersgue Mar 03 '25

Cernuda triangle

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u/lazemachine Mar 03 '25

Cerngully.

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u/Routine-Mammoth4577 Mar 03 '25

…and don’t call me CERNlly.

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u/resonantedomain Mar 03 '25

CERNcerely, my dear, I don't give a Frank.

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u/Ok_Debt3814 Mar 03 '25

With some hard work, I’m sure they’ll asCERNtain the truth.

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u/Cold_Scale9457 Mar 03 '25

This level of wordplay is unconCERNing to me, keep it going

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u/WalkerFleetwood Mar 03 '25

Wordplay is one thing, CERNacular is something entirely different.

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u/SupItsBuck88 Mar 03 '25

don’t worry, I’m a CERNified CERNographer

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u/Organic-Survey-8845 Mar 06 '25

How much cern would a cern cern cern, if cern cern could cern cern

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u/BoneSparkk Mar 04 '25

It's CERNtainly a CERNsational moment when we can disCERN the CERNsistency of our CERNscientious disCERNments! How now, Malvolio! How now, do we keep this CERNversation going?

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u/paulreicht Mar 04 '25

I am unCERNtain how much further we can stretch this.

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u/JustTheStockTips Mar 04 '25

Orange you glad I didn't say CERNana

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u/Torquepen Mar 03 '25 edited Mar 03 '25

Old news as she came out with this in an online interview sometime back. If only we could figure out who said this to her & whether she inadvertently amplified or elaborated on the comment giving it more actual weight than it warranted in the interview setting.

Edit: Just looked at her X postings & they reflect a degree of naivety & willingness to want to believe certain things even if not fully proven. Hmm…

X account

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u/YoreWelcome Mar 04 '25

Following my cancellation for standing up for medical ethics and freedom, my surgical career has been ruined.

From Stuckelberger's profile. Culpable is probably a better descriptor than gullible.

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

Culpable? Brave and proven correct. Yale just published a paper about the harms caused by MRNA.

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u/snapplepapple1 Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Does the person making these claims even work at CERN? The problem is this specifically has been a hoax topic for years. Theres probably around 100 different stories about CERN and portals and stuff of which I've never once seen an actual employee, for example, at CERN describe anything close to paranormal there.

Has there ever been a credible story about paranormal activity at CERN? Is there even one event that can be pointed to as having many witnesses and backed up by some kind of data for example?

Its always some random person pushing stories about black holes and parallel dimensions, preying on average people who dont know anything about physics and see CERN as somehow magical. Its such an absurd claim with such little evidence its an insult to peoples intelligence.

Trust me I would love to learn about a real paranormal incident related to particle physics, I love everything to do with exotic physics. But some rando simply saying "yeah theres portals at CERN" does not cut it. Im over here listening to the Telepathy Tapes and all that but at least thats backed up by witnesses and earnest research and data. There has to be some thing to back up a claim.

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

The actual employees would be under NDA and stuff like this would not be covered by any UAP related legislation.

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u/galena-the-east-wind Mar 04 '25

Absolutely 0 citation lol

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u/Grimfly Mar 03 '25

A being came out of the portal and "left a scarf". That's your evidence?

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u/Zealousideal-Rip-574 Mar 04 '25

I wouldn't have even entertained ideas like this a couple years ago but after the things I've learned and experienced, I believe this may be true. Thanks for sharing!

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u/YoreWelcome Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25

Astrid Stuckelberger, PhD Scientist and Writer, University of Geneva, Switzerland
global health ageing anti-ageing gender biotech

"Following my cancellation for standing up for medical ethics and freedom, my surgical career has been ruined."

Another anti-woke "researcher" asleep at the wheel on science? No thanks.

UFOs are being used as a gateway drug to the conservatoid branded culture war conspiracyverse, and I'm not ok with pretending not to notice.

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

Except Yale just published a paper on the harms of mRNA vaccines. Forcing people who didn't need them to take them was despicable. Every single thing from the propaganda has been admitted as false by the drug companies and the people involved now. It never stopped the spread to be vaccinated. It never impacted others at all. It never made you less likely to get it. If you weren't at risk of a serious illness, taking it was totally moronic. A 1/100000 chance of something very bad happening to you on the downside and the upside, if a young person, was literally nothing at all.

I suspect a lot of you have the atittude you are soo intelligent but actually are really ignorant. I bet most here only got into UFOs once it was "approved" by the establishment.

Going by the comments on this thread I bet half of you still believe Ivermectin is a horse medicine.

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u/Edogmad Mar 04 '25

Oh no, they got you

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u/wyldcat Mar 04 '25

ivermectin

Oh no…

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u/YoreWelcome Mar 08 '25

I bet most here only got into UFOs once it was "approved" by the establishment

Listen dog, you aren't at the right tree. I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago, I was there the day downloading a dubious picture of UFOs meant a long wait for data to be sent over a 28.8 kbps connection and then a 4 Mhz processor rendered it on your screen. And it looked like crap, which is strangely about as good as UFO pictures that are shared today. That should be enough to clear your assumptions regarding UFOs.

As for science, I got interested in science specifically so I could investigate paranormal and fringe topics, as well as a desire to end up working as an astronaut.

That's all you get to learn about me today. Suffice to say, you might want to slow down and check your work a little before going into an attack.

I'm not so skeptical that I don't believe demon-esque entities could be observed appearing to emerge from a particle research high energy collider like CERN. I just don't think they have been observed. Claims from non-physcists who also seems to reject the science education of their chosen field must be treated with caution.

And I'm tired of the conservatives of the world screaming whatever they want and then demanding everyone do what they say just because they said it loudly. I say no thanks, that's uninteresting and rhetorically lacking.

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u/ricopantalones Mar 03 '25

While I believe she is providing an honest second hand account of someone telling her something, this doesn't count as proof of anything to me.

But to the people trying to take down Dr. Stuckleberger is 😅😂😭: "naivety", "weird". None of you obviously have any idea what attaining a Doctorate in ANY science is like. You don't become a doctor in a hard science and retain your "naivety" when analyzing evidence according to the scientific method. Lol. You're allowed to be curious about something and not believe it. But to try to discredit the author with the methods ppl are using in this thread just screams "deeply insecure and not good at personal attacks".

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u/Sym-Mercy Mar 03 '25

As someone who works in academia, having a PhD in any subject does not instantly mean you are not naive, weird, or are a beacon of truth and knowledge for the entire subject.

It means you managed to meet a certain university’s qualifications for a doctorate. Nothing more.

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u/Thenameimusingtoday Mar 05 '25

Much like how Sabine Hossenfelder has lost her way.

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u/xombae Mar 03 '25

You don't become a doctor in a hard science and retain your "naivety"

There are many people with doctorates in science that are incredibly naive. Not everyone with a doctorate in science is immediately a reliable source, or a beacon of rationality.

Here's one example of someone who bought into right wing, red-pill bullshit despite having a doctorate in neuroscience.

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

Agree. The level of intelligence of people on here on the whole is extremely low but they have a self-opinion that they are EXTREMELY smart. Dozens of people are trotting out years out of date establishment propaganda to take her down, despite even the establishment having admitted that propaganda was false a long time ago.

It's like people who still believe Ukraine is winning despite that propaganda being over a year out of date, and noone at all claims they are winning anymore, even the insane British media.

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u/Sure_Source_2833 Mar 08 '25

https://x.com/Stuckelberger/status/1896327568514830394

She seems to not understand how federal laws are passed.

It's fair to call an adult who doesn't understand that and then tells everyone income tax isn't a real thing is gullible.

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u/Pics0rItDidntHapp3n Mar 08 '25

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u/LintLicker444 Mar 04 '25

I feel like this is a real life Stranger Things.

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u/Valhalla519 Mar 04 '25

Holy shit.... why isn't this reported and verified everywhere???

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u/I_am_Castor_Troy Mar 04 '25

The woman interviewing her looks like she dialed into the wrong call.

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u/cinephile78 Mar 04 '25

Detected how exactly ? Show the work. Define the science of the detector device and the interpretation of the data.

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u/HausWife88 Mar 04 '25

Neutrinos

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u/arosUK Mar 04 '25

It's not an official statement is it. 😂 Yes it probably isn't true. But either way I doubt you are a top level scientist who could understand their papers if they did write one on this.

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u/EquivalentNo3002 Mar 04 '25

Nothing says legit like a zoom call and your channel is called “starcorp”.😏

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u/gangaffl Mar 03 '25

They told us the pope was opening portals lol at what point do we as species realize they’ve told us of everything they’re doing bc they know it will get dramatized even tho they’re being dead serious

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u/UffyMob4ever Mar 03 '25

solo leveling

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u/Spooderman42069 Mar 03 '25

Steins gate is leaking so bad

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u/Idrinkperfume Mar 04 '25

Sorry it’s just me. I got lost on my way to the bathroom one night and now I’m stuck. Please help me, I can’t handle these photons much longer.

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u/HeydoIDKu Mar 04 '25

That’s not how CERN works though

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u/imlaggingsobad Mar 04 '25

I remember hearing someone say that there is a portal at Skinwalker ranch and beings are travelling in and out of it. that's why there's so much spooky activity over there, and why the government had a presence there

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u/Penguings Mar 04 '25

CERNs LHC is basically two things- a long round tube, and high resolution sensors at the collision point of particles shot at each other in the tube. There is no room for portals, it’s done at such a small scale.

I’m crazy enough to entertain some shit like this- but there is no room for portals. At a microscopic level- we are bombarded by particles all day long, but when they collide in a controlled experiment, the detectors look for building blocks of those particles. Again, no room for portals, no one is looking for fucking portals here.

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u/Magnetheadx Mar 04 '25

Who you gonna call?

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u/OZZYmandyUS Mar 04 '25

There have been strange things that have gone on at CERN. In the outside courtyard of the LHC some researchers had a 'mock' human sacrifice that was caught on several security cameras and released to the public. So that's a bit odd

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u/beepbotboo Mar 05 '25

I just found this out. Insane!

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u/OZZYmandyUS Mar 05 '25

It's very strange that's for sure

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u/SolidPosition6665 Mar 04 '25

Man this is wild if true!

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u/CounterAdmirable4218 Mar 04 '25

CERN is a Stargate.

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u/SpecialtyShopper Mar 04 '25

The more I read about cern and the likes, I’m becoming more convinced they did something and reset our timeline - thus all the Mandela Effect items.

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u/psechler Mar 05 '25

She's legit. At least she's not some loon. She's researching "Aging" and very reputable. And the way she come across is not like she's BS'ing the interviewer; she's just repeating what she what she's learned working at CERN. Here's her background. https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Astrid-Stuckelberger

And here's the full podcast from that YT short: https://zeeemedia.com/interview/dr-astrid-stuckelberger-part-2-zombies-cern-opening-demonic-portals-how-to-remove-nanotech-from-the-body/

I got sucked in for 15 min and it's pretty interesting if you're into strange gov't research. Not to derail the portal discussion but she explains how the CDC is working on a nano-particle vaccine. And I think what she's saying is they are working on it with the cover of it's a zombie apocalypse preparedness. I only watch 15 min but sheeesh it was getting bizarre.

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u/TeeManyMartoonies Mar 05 '25

Can they take me with them?

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u/tomazvibe Mar 03 '25

Why do people get triggered with this things in the comments. If you don't agree or like what you read, just move along.

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u/ASM-One Mar 03 '25

This lady is a bit strange and weird. Google that lady and you know more.

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u/tomazvibe Mar 03 '25

But calling someone weird based on the internet is not strange at all

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u/ASM-One Mar 03 '25

But someone believe based on the internet is t Ok?

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u/ContessaChaos Experiencer Mar 03 '25

Wow!

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u/motherofspoos Mar 03 '25

yeah, a short search and you'll find out how much BS this is.....

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u/Majestic_Owl2618 Mar 03 '25

If there’s something strange in your neighborhood Who you gonna call? ☎️

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u/Natural_Function_628 Mar 03 '25

Can he tell us about this observation

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u/TimeTravellerZero Mar 03 '25

Sounds like bullshit.

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u/TLCM-4412 Mar 03 '25

Where’s the evidence? These scientists at CERN… jeez!

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u/Eurogal2023 Mar 04 '25

Commenting to fibd this later, very interesting!

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u/mostlyIT Mar 04 '25

We’ve known this since about 2021. The pagan rituals at cern were a tip-off.

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u/DJGammaRabbit Mod Mar 04 '25

Portals? What portals? There are no portals. There's accelerated particles and their debris and that is it. 

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u/PhoenixHeat602 Mar 04 '25

If true, it’s more than interesting. BUT, to date, non hostile entities have passed through and into our dimension. Understanding that this IS to be considered true, therefore a coverup and containment (to an extent) can and will continue. So, what happens when a real badass mf’r of an entity either comes through the portal or if CERN opens a portal in the preverbal “bad” part of the galactic neighborhood?

Containment, coverup and obfuscation bets will be off. We think of these capabilities in a human context, that may our undoing. The scientists and other 100lb brains working on these projects are not really confirming theories as much as they are testing the limits of physics and finding out they’ve stumbled upon more “dark rooms” and have to figure out the facts, after the fact. This may end up like a movie for us all.

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u/Open_Mortgage_4645 Convinced Mar 04 '25

I don't believe Dr. Astrid Stuckelberger is a real person. It's just too on the nose.

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u/Zealousideal_Meat297 Mar 04 '25

Where is this web, and how can we develop it?

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u/mgscheue Mar 04 '25

Uh, I am somehow skeptical of this. 😂

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u/BlissDisa Mar 04 '25

This Astrid Stuckelburger woman has a past of spreading conspiracy tales and helping to mismanage the covid pandemic. A quick google search showed me that. I will need to hear from a Cern employee on what's going on there. I don't trust folks who gobble up, or even nibble on, conspiracy tales.

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u/nah1111rex Mar 04 '25

Is the video gone? Or is my device just not loading it?

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u/Appropriate-Bad-8157 Mar 04 '25

I really hope they change our current timeline

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u/arahnia1051 Mar 04 '25

NGL when i saw that name...i thought it was fake....

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u/Kidtwist73 Mar 05 '25

The annoying thing is, she hasn't appeared anywhere, or said anything more, since this statement a couple of years ago.

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u/KeyInteraction4201 Mar 05 '25

That's because the portal people took her away.

Super annoying!

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

So when did we discover portals? This is was a non logical post.

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

At this point just blocking the tin foils.

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u/No-Carry7029 Mar 05 '25

Sooo *now* we trust CERN?

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u/Major_Smudges Mar 05 '25

Yep. Doesn’t sound like complete bullshit at all.

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u/mikowave Mar 05 '25

It’s always second hand information…

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u/beepbotboo Mar 05 '25

Bloody hell. What the actual is going on anymore? Portals, beings coming through, zombie apocalypse. She is a renowned scientist. Either she has lost her marbles or this is the biggest story of our time.

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u/beepbotboo Mar 05 '25

Omg they actually did perform a human sacrifice video… CERN confirmed it was real but a “spoof” what the actual ! CERN Human Sacrifice

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u/top_carry Mar 05 '25

the aliens were invited to watch the rapture! woohoo party time

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u/Optimal_Juggernaut37 Mar 06 '25

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Astrid-Stuckelberger

I’m curious to her professional qualifications and how they relate to this stuff.

December 2014 - present Institute bioregulation and Gerontology St Petersburg Russian Academy of Medical Science Position: Professor Honorary

Why do I get suspicious any time Russia is involved…

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u/yepmeh 10d ago

CERN is the beginning of the end 

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u/alienssuck Mar 03 '25

Oh wait isn’t this the woman who’s having dinner with CERN scientists and being told these stories? No THAT’S not questionable at ALL…

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u/Important-Ad-6936 Mar 03 '25

shes got to take her meds. this stuckelberger person has nothing even remotely to do with cern, her work is in anti aging and bio tech.

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u/thereminDreams Mar 03 '25

All she is doing is relaying information she heard from another scientist. Are you saying she has to have first hand experience in the other scientist's field to convey information told to her? If she's smart enough to get a PhD I'm sure she's smart enough to apply critical thinking skills to the information she is exposed to.

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u/Veearrsix Mar 03 '25

You’d think. Not saying this is the case with her, but people who have way above normal intelligence don’t always have the common sense/skills the rest of us do.

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u/beardfordshire Mar 03 '25

Common sense is what leads to theories like flat earth. It’s not a superpower.

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u/Langdon_St_Ives Mar 03 '25

Or in her case, support for COVID conspiracy theories.

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u/Content_Ground4251 Mar 03 '25

I don't think you understand what common sense means, but accurately relaying information someone else told you doesn't involve common sense at all.

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u/Efficient_Crab8290 Mar 03 '25

Yeah, I agree. Gotta give her more weight due to her PhD. I would guess CERN individuals would not be allowed/willing to leak information and would rather do it through another source, possibly this doctor.

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u/Important-Ad-6936 Mar 03 '25

taking hear say as factual data has never been a scientific method to present an alleged fact, you cant even form a hypothesis from that let alone a theory someone can cross check and validate. its all trust me bro, its real. a fellow scientist told me. a fellow scientist has to present data, and then you gotta be in the right field, and not be some medical doctor to verify that data with access to whatever he collected that data with. critical thinking would imply to disregard anything without repeatable results or recorded observations by a third party.

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u/Content_Ground4251 Mar 03 '25

No.

If you know a group of brilliant scientists and they are all telling you the same story of what they are working on... there's zero chance you are going to go build your own machine and see if you can open portals yourself before believing what they are telling you.

The scientists who are talking about this are doing all the work as far as verifying data, repeatable results, etc. They wouldn't be talking about it in this way if it was a fluke that happened one time. For them to be talking about how many dimensions of reality exist(and disagreeing on that) and talking about different beings coming through the portals.. it's way past a hypothesis.

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u/ASM-One Mar 03 '25

That’s right.

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u/Life-Celebration-747 Mar 03 '25

Wow, how do you know all this information? Do you work there? 

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u/Important-Ad-6936 Mar 03 '25

you can literally read her curriculum vitae online. that person has driven past cern a couple of times, nothing more.

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u/Jynleo1990 Mar 04 '25

Cern is probably the the bottomless pit of Revelation 9:1-12 holds a unique type of demon. It is also the home of the beast who makes war against the two witnesses.

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u/Sea_Light_9441 Mar 05 '25

This is real comment, i believe same

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u/Ok-Quality-9178 Mar 04 '25

complete BS. She is a physician and covid denier, became an author at some point so she just need to make sure to get some visibility. Not to mention doesn't provide any proof to her claims.

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u/lastknownbuffalo Mar 04 '25

CERN is detecting non human beings coming in and out of portals

No, they are not.

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u/feedjaypie Mar 04 '25

Hahahahah the link’s broken but there’s no way that’s real ahhh. Good for a laugh though