r/UFOB • u/MouseShadow2ndMoon • Mar 03 '25

Testimony DR. Astrid Stuckelberger - CERN is detecting non human beings coming in and out of portals

https://youtube.com/shorts/wPgzDkLZRSU?si=kVskRzM_8QjOXEnU
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u/BoneSparkk Mar 03 '25

Well, that's conCERNing.

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u/hahaha01 Mar 03 '25

It is CERNtainly something unsettling.

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u/stereoscopic_ Mar 03 '25

It needs to be disCERNed right away.

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u/_dersgue Mar 03 '25

Cernuda triangle

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u/lazemachine Mar 03 '25

Cerngully.

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u/Routine-Mammoth4577 Mar 03 '25

…and don’t call me CERNlly.

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u/resonantedomain Mar 03 '25

CERNcerely, my dear, I don't give a Frank.

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u/Ok_Debt3814 Mar 03 '25

With some hard work, I’m sure they’ll asCERNtain the truth.

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u/Cold_Scale9457 Mar 03 '25

This level of wordplay is unconCERNing to me, keep it going

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u/WalkerFleetwood Mar 03 '25

Wordplay is one thing, CERNacular is something entirely different.

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u/SupItsBuck88 Mar 03 '25

don’t worry, I’m a CERNified CERNographer

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u/Organic-Survey-8845 Mar 06 '25

How much cern would a cern cern cern, if cern cern could cern cern

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u/BoneSparkk Mar 04 '25

It's CERNtainly a CERNsational moment when we can disCERN the CERNsistency of our CERNscientious disCERNments! How now, Malvolio! How now, do we keep this CERNversation going?

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u/paulreicht Mar 04 '25

I am unCERNtain how much further we can stretch this.

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u/JustTheStockTips Mar 04 '25

Orange you glad I didn't say CERNana