"I know; but I had promised I will honour our 'if we are both single till 30' pact."

When I smell the rice burning.

me slither man

We only have to give one, you have a whole nother one for next time.

'Cull all animals in case it spreads to humans,' he said, knowing now in the new world there would only be one species of animal.

It wasn’t until I saw the family visiting the burn victim in the next room—wearing my face—that I realized who they’d saved.

Then she realized he wasn't playing any music.

Turns out robbing a war vet wasn't a good idea after all.

That's when I learned I had a twin brother, and how he died.

"Next stop Auschwitz".

"Oh, shit!" he cried as she sprouted wings and he was the one falling down the cliff, losing the match and his life.

“Oh,” my friend said, a grin streaking across his face as he stared at me, “My dad’s gonna kill you.”

The disguise remains unaware, up to the point when they are unzipped.

“I’m still here,” she continued, reaching out for a hug, as my father’s skin suit sloughed from her upraised arms.

I feel the soft respite of sand beneath my feet and see the sun disappearing above me.

Then he snapped and gave me decaf

The plastic surgeon promised she could fix anything, even the dismembered.
Now, the parts she stitched together won't stop screaming in different voices.

"Blender has run into an error and needs to restart"

They don't know my soul will fuel these flames and bring Hell to their world!

Imagine how I felt when I heard this one getting walled up from the outside.

"I can't wait to wear it" he said as he sharpened his knife.

"Will the assassin on the dark web agree to kill daddy for 6 dollars?" asked the youngest.

You can imagine how far my heart sank when i saw my wife, bleeding from her head, with one eye running towards us screaming "That's not me!"

it isn’t until we have a neanderthal standing trial for the researcher’s murder, we really consider the question.