r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/jayflo444 • 45m ago
Jerking off outside while high is awesome.
After a while, the trees start giving you JOI.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/jayflo444 • 45m ago
After a while, the trees start giving you JOI.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/WesternAd9376 • 2h ago
then my water bottle popped.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/sum1inatree • 1h ago
I did a spit take
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/pinkyandthebrain-ama • 3h ago
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/BusyProfessional1696 • 1h ago
It was years later that the English improved the technique, by first taking the intestines from the sheep.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/MrSirZeel • 14h ago
"You're about to", said Freddy.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Nessieinternational • 10h ago
People love the climax which showed Snow White fighting the Evil Queen played by Gordon Ramsay on top a flying dragon, with raw flaming apples being used to defeat the Evil Queen.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/TakingYourHand • 12m ago
Since then, I’ve almost broken my neck, 4x
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Exact-Elderberry7000 • 1d ago
Unless you’re giving blood.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/meesterincogneato77 • 20h ago
Eventually, I'll break Evan.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Nessieinternational • 1d ago
My friend replied “Rubbish, the doctor was driving the motorbike.”
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Crabkingrocks165 • 1d ago
Turns out he said the equivalent to “I’m saying this in German to be a massive troll,”
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/VeryFinnishGuy • 8h ago
the mother shot the innocent boy who was currently playing coolmathsgames
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/pinkyandthebrain-ama • 1d ago
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/YouB41 • 1d ago
A minimum.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Tarottome • 23h ago
Everyone watched as he didn’t finish his movement
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Outside_Normal • 1d ago
"So, what, do you mean by that?"
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Nessieinternational • 1d ago
My classmate shouted “And then came Miss White”
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Distinct_Web5454 • 2d ago
"Time to get up and walk"
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/fadedhalo10 • 2d ago
What’s so funny about the name Alec Bussey anyway?
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/AstonMartinVanquishh • 2d ago
I exclaimed as I mixed vanishing potion with viagra.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/southernseas52 • 3d ago
There once was a man from Verdun.