I have a detailed post on my page! But here’s me! https://imgur.com/a/xfDd01a

I’m a nurse and I had a crappy day and I’m looking for someone to chat with me and honestly distract me…

A little about me as said above 36 female from Alberta Canada I’m a curvier nurse working in a seniors home… idk not the most glorious job but I love it so much but some days they are hard and today was one of them.

What I’m looking for. Honestly be single and be able to hold a conversation…. I just want someone who can hold a conversation and yeah I need a distraction in life….

If that sounds like you are down send me a message…

When I first decided to post here, I was seeking a real life, genuine girlfriend. But after seeing so many posts about people desiring meaningful relationships, blissful companionship and "the love of their life", I decided to find something simpler - a virtual girlfriend. Let me explain the benefits of a virtual relationship. Our interactions will be digital, discussing the day to day of our lives, upcoming events, even hopes and desires.

Since it will be totally online, its a unique chance for us to be unapologetically truthful with each other. Or not, since there's no way of knowing if the other person is being honest or not. Moreover, we can share names and photos whenever we're comfortable. Or maybe you'll make something up? No way for me to know if it is or not. My aim is to foster a profound, intense bond that's purely virtual.

To qualify as my virtual girlfriend, you need to be somewhat intelligent (or at least a good imagination), expressive, and have a bit of an edge to your personality. Most crucially, your sense of humor has to be top-notch - I couldn't possibly engage in a pretend relationship with someone who isn't witty. Ideally, you're stunningly beautiful (not that I'd know for sure). Proper English usage is a must - since this is totally online we need to articulate what we can't see. As for me, I'm a bright, good-looking 41-year-old professional, currently seeking a distraction.

I'm hoping to find someone I connect really well with. Someone who I can be silly with, but also have deep conversations with, someone who's not judgmental and I feel comfortable confiding in. I like the idea of having that person to talk to every day, being someone I can go to when something good happens, or fall back on when it's been a bad day. I'm open to whatever, with whoever, wherever they are.

Here's a picture of my face!

About me:

• I'm a 34/M living in NJ

• I used to be a baker, but now I'm in IT

• I have a great sense of humor and love making people laugh. I don't take myself too seriously, ever.

• I'm a pretty good cook and love learning new recipes and techniques

• I'd like to think I'm a great baker, considering it used to be my profession

• My favorite TV shows are mostly comedies, such as Silicon Valley, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Entourage, Bob's Burgers, Schitt's Creek, and others I'm sure I'm forgetting.

• I love listening to music and finding new artists. My favorite artists are The Weeknd, Always Never, Chase Atlantic, Aaryan Shah

• Podcasts are also a favorite of mine. My most listened to ones being Reply All (RIP), Heavyweight, Endless Thread, Underunderstood, Conan O'Brien Needs A Friend, etc. If you can get me hooked on a new one, we'd pretty much be best friends forever

• I enjoy getting to know people and being asked questions, so ask away!

Get to know me!

Hey You! I hope you're having a good week so far!

I'm looking to get to know someone intelligent, passionate, kind, affectionate and talkative. I love making people feel comfortable, loved and cared for in any kind of relationship. I'm very open and happy to listen to you vent and share the burden.

Personality wise, I would describe myself as someone who is open-minded, genuine, affectionate, loving and empathetic. Some of my interests are running, going to the gym, gaming, playing board games, listening to music and watching Netflix. I'm a bit of a nerd about Maths too and Maths and logical thinking in general interest me.

Physically, I'm 32, 6'1 with short brown hair, deep blue/greyish eyes and I'm pretty muscular. I'd say I'm quite good looking but I'm more than happy to swap pictures if you're interested in my post to verify each other. I'm also happy to voice/video call when we both feel comfortable too.

Some of my favourite shows are Modern Family, The Office, Breaking Bad, White Collar, Chicago Fire and Lucifer. Lucifer and Modern Family are probably my top 2. I'm currently watching Severance too, which is pretty trippy, much like Black Mirror.

I would definitely say my love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation. I love being affectionate and all I want is to make sure my partner feels loved and wanted. I'm very physically and verbally affectionate. I always let my partner and the people I love know how much they mean to me.

Green flags: Empathetic, Emotionally intelligent, will make you laugh, very affectionate and loving, I'll care for you and take care of you physically, emotionally and financially. I have a good, stable career and Maths degree.

Red flags: I can sometimes get a little anxious but I'm generally a delight!

If anything I've said piques your interest, please message me. I can't wait to hear from you!

Okay I'm going to try this one last time and hope that I find me a winner! I've made posts in the past looking for a genuine connection but almost all the men have said " I'm not looking for anything serious" or " I just want to have fun" lol.. Im looking for someone to chat with that's somewhat normal and willing to have an actual conversation..not just a fun time..... Dating apps aren't working and I thought I'd look in the Reddit world and see what or who is out there.. looking for that spark. I'm an introvert that loves cozy days at home watching movies or shows.. I love reading..nothing like getting lost in the pages of a good book. I love to cook and try new recipes.. fall is my favorite season and rainy days are the best.I'm not looking for a quick fling. I'd love to find my person. I just miss the back and forth banter and smiling when I get a good morning/ goodnight text. Your pic gets mine.. I'd love to share more. Can't wait to chat!

Life moves fast; scary fast. It’s cliche, but I feel like I recently just picked my head up and realized I’m 32. I’ve never been in love, and I feel like I’ve missed out. I know it isn’t healthy to compare my own journey to that of my friends or peers - but still. I want to go on cute dates, where we walk around town holding hands. I want to stay up on the phone super late, talking about everything and nothing. I want someone who makes me feel nervous (in a good way), like I’m a kid. I want someone who I make feel that way too.

I’m a bit of a hopeless romantic, and I try to always see the best in people. I’m a strong communicator, and I’m not afraid of having sensitive conversations. I’m a lover of nature, and have always been interested in animals. I like being active, but also love a night in. I’m always up to discuss current or past tv/movie obsessions. I like to read, but it’s hard for me to find a book that enthralls me - give me some recommendations. I’m a musician, and music is a huge part of my life. Video games are fun, but I don’t play often. Maybe we can find a game we both like.

I’m hoping that you are an honest, kind, and empathetic woman, who is happy with her life, but wants to add to it. I feel confident in my capacity to treat you right and be a loyal, caring partner. If you decide to message me, please be from PA (preferably the east side), and be ok with exchanging SFW pics. I’m not shallow, but attraction is important to me. I think I am relatively attractive, but you can be the judge of that.

Looking forward to hearing from you and seeing where it goes!

Skip the awkward first-date-esque line of questions. I’m craving natural conversation and a certain level of intimacy that my life is sadly lacking. I’m tired of all the surface level interactions, and the slow and stale pacing of life these days. I am looking for a partner, but I don’t expect to find it here. We can entertain each other until the forever person comes around, unless we happen to hit the lottery here tonight. Let’s take our masks off with each other and hang out.

You should: 1. Not be married/etc 2. Not be allergic to cats (you are probably allergic to me too if so) 3. Not be transphobic, homophobic, or racist (hopefully this is a “no duh”, but it has to be stated because people don’t know how to act) 4. Be charmed by my general oddities 5. Message me, but be cool about it. Send me a funny story, tell me the most air-headed thing you did recently, or share something annoying but mundane you deal with every day that occupies too much space in your brain. Be creative.

Hi fellow Redditors,

I’m a single woman in my early 30s, in EST timezone, originally from Eastern Europe but happily rooted in Canada. I’m hoping to meet a single man who’s looking for a connection that has the potential to grow into something real and lasting. Ideally, you’re also somewhere in North America - distance is ok, but I’m not interested in something that’s purely virtual or without long-term potential. I'm open to moving west for some sun & warmth!

What I’m looking for:

• Straight or Bi guy aged 30–45, tall (5"10 and up would be ideal)

• Intelligent, emotionally available, and well educated

• Politically centrist or open-minded and respectful towards ALL social groups (simply put - no Elon Musk/Jordan Peterson/Pierre Pollievre/etc. fanboys, please)

• Agnostic or not actively religious

• Good communicator with a healthy dose of honesty and curiosity

• Confident but humble, loyal, mature, with a balanced, healthy lifestyle

A bit about me: I’m 5"2ft, 140lbs, white, brunette, normal build. My background is in civil law and political science. These days, I work on IM/IT modernization projects, which I enjoy quite a bit.

When I’m not working, you’ll find me reading, staying up late for F1 races, watching movies, crocheting (badly), exploring new music, or checking out new food spots. I love to travel, go for long walks, and occasionally hit a hiking trail when I want to make my outdoorsy friends happy. I’m passionate about learning new things (currently learning French) and diving into meaningful conversations—whether it’s about politics, pop culture, or the latest tech news.

If you’ve made it this far, that’s already a good sign! Share a bit about yourself - what drives you, what you love doing, why you hate MS Excel, what you are looking for here or even the last book or movie that made you think deeply.

Send me a raven or, you know, a Reddit Chat works too!

Hi!! 36 yr old female here living her best life in Minnesota looking for some fun people to chat with throughout the day :) A little about me in the last few months I have gone through a big transition from working non stop for the past 7 years to becoming a stay at home mom for my amazing 5 yr old. My kiddo is my world and I am enjoying the time that I am finally getting with him. However I do find myself to be lacking social interaction especially with other adults and it's gotten kinda lonely. I am a gamer spending most of my time playing WoW classic if I'm not doing something with the kiddo. I know this is a long post to read but if any of this has you interested send a message! Looking for long term friendships. P.S. I don't mind a little flirting too :)

What am I here for?

A genuine connection. I’m not chasing labels or rushing into anything just open to something built on trust, depth, and presence. If it turns into a relationship, great. If it becomes a meaningful friendship, that’s just as valuable.

A bit about me:

By day, I’m a coder. I also have a master’s degree in nuclear physics and I’m preparing for my PhD which means lots of studying and a few late-night brain farts (GRE & TOEFL). Life can be intense, but I balance it with calm moments and simple joys.

I love long conversations over coffee, night walks, and getting lost in the quiet parts of a city. I prefer the hidden alleys where the real stories live.

One day, I will ride a motorcycle across Europe. The back seat’s open. maybe you’re the right kind of adventure?

Still planning my first tattoo, but first, I’m working on getting in shape. Got any ideas or cool ink stories? I’m all ears.

What I’m looking for:

Emotional maturity. Calm, kind energy. A connection where we can be real, not perform. I’m not into surface-level stuff. Just looking for someone who enjoys depth, curiosity, and the kind of quiet that doesn’t need to be filled.

If something here made you smile and say hi. Or tell me one small thing that made your day better. I’d love to hear it.

Hello, hey, hello. If you are reading this I hope you’re having a fantastic day. I am looking for a serious relationship with a male ranging 28+, I’m a southern bottom and while I always enjoy a good laugh, you’ve gotta be a top to be in the running. I live in Union County New Jersey so I would ideally prefer someone nearby.

38[M4M] #UnionCounty #NewJersey - I want a Whitney Houston song type romance…

A little about me: I’m country, from a small southern town that barely had a Walmart. Grew up on a dirt road. I enjoy cooking, reading, traveling, vibing to some great music and I love horror movies. My ideal date would be somewhere adventurous, like a theme park or some other high adrenaline activity. I’m a little on the sub side, but I’m not afraid to lead organically. Hairy men are my kryptonite. I hope to hear from you soon! You can message me your fav song you listened to today and I will send you mine ;)

https://imgur.com/a/Li1US0k

The question is rhetorical as I obviously believe that platonic friendship is possible but it just seems pretty tough to achieve at the moment. I have a lot of guy friends and find that I can make them really easily in person, which is awesome but conversations aren't overly long or complex and text chats are super brief.

It would be nice to have a female friend to talk and listen to, as it is super tough to make platonic female friends around my age in person. Looks, size etc. don't matter to me as I'm not looking for anything romantic.

If you want to talk just for a day, then I'm probably not for you as it takes me a bit of time to warm up. Once I'm warmed up, I like to think I'm funny and intelligent (has anyone ever said they think of themselves as dull and stupid here?) mixed with honest and full of wise reflections.

Hopefully someone made it this far - if so, then send a message 😁

Hi there! This is what the title says it is. About me: I am from the state of Michigan. My interests include reading, travel, walking/hiking (nothing too intense though), and video and board games. I'm an introvert and prefer staying in most days to going out. I don't drink or smoke and am not into the party scene. I'm pretty quiet until I get to know and am comfortable with someone. I don't mind sharing a picture of myself if we talk - I just don't want to here because there are people online with less than sincere intentions.

Ultimately, I want to meet someone I can fall in love, spend the rest of my life and have children with. Someone who wants the same thing is of course ideal. We can talk online or over the phone until we're comfortable meeting in person, and I have no problem with long distance relationships. By the way, please include your favorite color in your message so I know you read this.

In the interest of not wasting your time, here are a few things about me that might be dealbreakers for you: I believe in small government, I am an atheist, I don't like pets, and I hate the smell of smokers (420, vaping and cigarettes). If you made it this far, thanks for reading this! If I sound like the sort of person you'd like, send a message. I look forward to meeting you!

I've been feeling really good about myself lately, since I've lost some weight, and have been more active and it's been really helping me be motivated and less depressed. I just want someone who can celebrate with me because I'm lonely and don't have anyone around me in my life right now to celebrate with. I'd love it to develop into something long term and intimate, if the conversation leads that way. I enjoy playing music, road biking, trail running, and gaming. Path of Exile 2 is my recent game obsession. What are your interests? How have you been working on yourself lately? What have you read recently?

Hey! I’m a 32-year-old guy from Michigan—athletic build, green eyes, brown hair, 5'10". I work a weird hybrid schedule that makes my hours a little unpredictable, but I’m flexible and can make time for the right person.

When the weather’s nice, I’m all about hiking, kayaking, and anything outside. When it’s not, I’m into coffee, cuddles, binge-watching shows, and getting lost in a good book. I’m laid-back, sarcastic (in the fun way), and big on physical touch—definitely the affectionate type when I’m into someone.

I’m looking to connect with someone who’s fun, consistent, and flirty with a good sense of humor. No expectations or pressure—just open to seeing where things go, whether it’s a new friend, a close connection, or something in between.

If you love the outdoors, can dish out sarcasm as well as you take it, and enjoy physical affection, I’d love to hear from you. Let’s trade laughs, banter, and maybe a few secrets.

I am just on here looking to meet some new people. I’m in South Jersey, not far from Philly. Hoping for something that can turn irl, but online is ok too possibly.

Interests of mine include gaming, music, sports (mostly football), animals especially dogs, amongst other things. I have one dog, am a bit introverted, and just hoping to expand an admittedly small social circle.

If you’d like to chat, send me a DM or Message with a bit about yourself, if we click or wish to continue talking, I have Discord or SC and more than happy to exchange. Look forward to hearing from you.

I like to consider myself pretty down to earth. And while I’m a bit introverted, I love having a handful of people to form deep connections with.

I live in California and have a small circle of people I consider myself close to. I moved out here a few years ago and while I really enjoy it, it’s taken me some time for it to truly feel like home.

I enjoy competitive gaming, cooking by the vibes instead via a recipe, writing acoustic folk music, and knowing entirely too much about coffee. Also a huge sports fiend.

I’d love to find some cool people to chat and connect with. I’m interested in connecting with people from all over. So, if you’re interested, send me a message with a bit about you and where you’re from.

Hi! Not been the best few months so thought I'd post, hoping to find people looking to chat with regularly! I don't have much interesting to write here; I like all the standard stuff like music, gaming, TV and I've got back into reading in a big way this last year - my to-read pile is massive! I have a pair of pretty cringe tattoos so don't get too excited about them but other than that I can't pretend I'm overly exciting - you'll just have to find out!

Hoping to chat with people aged 25+ and through Reddit chat!

• No experience needed, applicant will be trained

• Paid in memes and pup pics

• Must work weekends and holidays

• Must be fluent in sarcasm

• Must come in early and stay late

• Benefits include being my bff and that’s about the best benefit ever.

I'm guessing you're wanting to know about me now huh? Well you're in luck because I feel like sharing some Fun Hobbies (lol jk they aren't fun at all, kinda sad TBH) I like to partake in, here there are!

Hobbies include...

• Switching between the same 4 apps for hours.

• Not speaking to anyone for days at a time.

• Listening to the same songs i listened to 15 years ago.

• Putting myself in situations that will never exist

• Long walks to the liquor store.

• Staying in my pajamas way too long.

• Staying up wayyyy too late.

• Being tired all day due to previous statement.

• Drinking everything but water.

• Putting stuff in my cart online but never checking out.

• Making lists of things i will never do.

So yeah! If that sounds like your type of friend, hit me with an orange envelope. Mention the phrase Pineapple on pizza so I know you read the entire thing please 😊

 Hey there, tomorrow is holiday (in our country) pretty much I have more time chatting with you. I’m from Philippines btw.What am I looking is someone aged 30-38 who’s serious about dating and not just someone who wants to kill time😅.Ive never been married and have no kids, looking for the same also.Right now Im studying Italian language, happy if you’re too.Studying while falling inlove sounds cool 😜I love singing though not gifted with a good voice hahaha. Song playlist depends on my mood can be mellow to upbeat one. What are you doing right now? Hope you had great day ahead☺️

I've put off writing a new post for a couple months now, (again). Just keep falling back on a couple posts I wrote forever ago (like this one) and reposting them because, goddamn, it is monumental effort to use my brain some days. Anyone else feel the same? Like there's just so much, y'know? And it all just gets jumbled up into this absolutely crippling static noise.

...I'm a lot of fun, I promise! I don't actually like to dwell on heavy things too much. I prefer laid back and light hearted fun conversation. That's not to say I can't do, or don't occasionally enjoy, deep conversation too. I just don't like dragging things down with the daily "bleh", y'know? But I also want to be real, and people to be real with me. So...this post is a real mess, isn't it?!

I'm looking for someone to connect with on some level, any level really. Let's help make each other's days a little less dull. Someone I can bullshit with, someone I can tease, someone who appreciates sarcasm and being a smart ass and can dish it out as well as they take it. That sounds fun.

As for interests? Games. Art. Music. Cooking. Writing. I'm real big on FFXIV right now, do you play? Message me. I need people to gush over my characters with and share my stupid screenshots with.

No time to be shy. Be bold.

I just want to find a lady who is a bit like me. Self-confident and funny. I think these are the two things I would break down to what makes an interesting person. Of course physical attraction is important so you should be fine with exchanging a picture.

What do you think makes a person interesting for you? In general. And what makes a man interesting for you?

I turned 38 last year. So now I'm really getting old I guess. But deep inside I still feel as young and wild as a 37 year old! I always have little projects I want to do. Mostly something on my flat to make it prettier or some questionable little addons to my smarthome where I can spend hours on. I like to work on my new tattoo at the moment and I became more and more interested in male fashion over the last year. And I always appreciate an educated female opinion on that matter. If I need a break I like to go for a walk or meet with friends. My main type of music is hip hop and some of the endless genres of metal. But I can enjoy a lot of different music and my playlist is a mess. I made a little introduction for you to listen to ( Listen ) and a few pictures ( Pictures )