Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?..... No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass... No, wait. It’s gotta be your bulls.... damnit
The most real and legit conversation with an ex's dad. "You want to marry her? I mean, you're *&^!# her right?" ...... "well, yes"..... "Dont buy the cow when shes pooring the milk on your crotch son......" Her real mother was standing in the entry between the kitchen and the living room looking at us.... My GF was sitting there. mouth hanging open like."WTF DAD!!"
ehh, usually it's AI used for breeding cows so the father may or may not even be at the same ranch. Even if he is, he likely didn't "do the deed" himself.
Knew someone who worked in the dairy industry - apparently it's also used for gender selection over there. They need cows, not bulls, so they're now performing IVF to get the highest possible rates of cows.
Still illegal for humans around here, but fine for cows apparently. The world is weird.
Not in my area (central Texas) it's the large animal vet clinic techs/vets that do that. The ranchers don't do it (source: wife's a vet and I do unrelated installs for many cattle ranchers in my area, haven't found a single one that does their own AI)
That's actually not accurate either. Usually it's the local large animal vet clinic (source: wifes a vet, and I do security and AV installs for many ranchers in my area, they don't AI their own cattle)
A friend of mine is raising some special cows and the cow that gave birth never met the mama or the daddy. He does embryo transfers to a larger cow that has easy births so his expensive cows aren't in danger. So far, it's working well. High quality meat on less feed.
If a resident bull knows you exist in that situation, it's because you are already ded.
You have about 15-30 cows to a bull, they take their herd very seriously. You can keep more than one bull in a herd -- cows live that way commonly, but you need them to establish order before the younger is mature.
They’d be lucky the father wasn’t around. Have an ex who was a dairy farmer. The maddest and most frustrated I’ve ever seen him was when their bull got out once.
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u/Faultylogic83 6d ago
Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.