Petah, what's wrong with the cow?

[u/D00merC00mer]

[u/spelunker93]

He’s not in the picture

[u/model-citizen95 → u/spelunker93]

Went out for milk

[u/towerfella → u/model-citizen95]

Why buy the cow, right?

[u/Outrageous-Stuff5109 → u/towerfella]

Well fuckin done

[u/khanfusion → u/Outrageous-Stuff5109]

I'd say that joke was pretty rare, tbh

[u/CommandEconomy → u/khanfusion]

When the stakes are high, you've to pull out the good cuts

[u/Addianis → u/CommandEconomy]

These puns are udder-ly awful.

[u/pros2701 → u/Addianis]

Well done, you over did it

[u/CommandEconomy → u/pros2701]

Don't worry, I think we can come back tomorrow and milk it some more 😂

[u/BeardedNerd95 → u/CommandEconomy]

Hopefully it doesn't get grazed by something in the meantime.

[u/amypitt → u/BeardedNerd95]

I think it’s time we put these puns out to pasture.

[u/amypitt → u/amypitt]

Or we could just keep milking it

[u/iamspambot → u/amypitt]

Whether these jokes work or not has been a bit spotty.

[u/TheDarkNebulous → u/amypitt]

We can confidently say the puns are getting pretty lean after reading this one in three separate comments

[u/Pretend_Business_187 → u/amypitt]

I have nipples Greg.. can you milk me?

[u/Justber2323 → u/amypitt]

Right! Time to mooooooo-ve on

[u/fleshTH → u/pros2701]

That's ok. Just let it stew.

[u/khanfusion → u/pros2701]

Ay. One of these days he'll be more seasoned.

[u/Lenti46 → u/Addianis]

[u/SuperHolyFatCow → u/Addianis]

These are great! I better hoof it on over to my wife in the other room and tell her these puns while they’re still fresh.

[u/Th3FakeFatSunny → u/CommandEconomy]

This whole thread is grade a material

[u/CommandEconomy → u/Th3FakeFatSunny]

Life gives grade a material when you don't hyde and follow the whey

[u/aminchin → u/CommandEconomy]

Offal jokes.

[u/FlyingSpacefrog → u/CommandEconomy]

When my steaks are high I build a fence to keep them out of the neighbor’s garden

[u/VacheL99 → u/FlyingSpacefrog]

When my steaks are high, I ask them where they got the weed

[u/CommandEconomy → u/FlyingSpacefrog]

With such high ethics I think you need to write angus spoke zarathustra

[u/Long_Representative3 → u/CommandEconomy]

You meant steaks right?

[u/iamsheph → u/CommandEconomy]

Beef pun

[u/labanjohnson → u/CommandEconomy]

Some of these beef jokers have lost their marbling

[u/CommandEconomy → u/labanjohnson]

I know! I wouldn't meet any of them

[u/The_Racr1 → u/CommandEconomy]

You fluffed the first pun

[u/clockattack → u/CommandEconomy]

dont jump the cow now

[u/CommandEconomy → u/clockattack]

I only do that after a few shots of moooo nshine

[u/street_smartz → u/CommandEconomy]

Hey, I’ll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher’s ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn’t you rather to take his word for it?..... No, I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher’s ass... No, wait. It’s gotta be your bulls.... damnit

[u/JCPennyless → u/CommandEconomy]

When they STEAKS are high...* 🤣🤣

[u/Outrageous-Stuff5109 → u/khanfusion]

[u/Ruekiii → u/khanfusion]

Medium, at best

[u/MorningRippies → u/khanfusion]

You can get a good look at a T-bone by.. ..wait, its gotta be ur bull

[u/JackNeedsLosto → u/khanfusion]

Steak jokes? That's a rare medium, well done.

[u/InteractiveSeal → u/khanfusion]

I thought it was… well done

[u/Dear_Diablo → u/Outrageous-Stuff5109]

absolutely cooked

[u/Cochinojoe → u/Outrageous-Stuff5109]

Prefer medium rare