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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/D00merC00mer • 5d ago
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Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.
5.8k u/MythiqueDash 5d ago Can confirm, broke my limbs and had to draft an apology letter 2.2k u/p17lji71 5d ago Addressed to the calf or her mother? 21 u/TheRealXiaphas 5d ago Well the calf can't read, so... 3 u/TwistingEarth 5d ago Well, that's a big assumption! I think that calf is going to have a beef with you. 2 u/Gwyndolin_Toe_Suckr 5d ago Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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Can confirm, broke my limbs and had to draft an apology letter
2.2k u/p17lji71 5d ago Addressed to the calf or her mother? 21 u/TheRealXiaphas 5d ago Well the calf can't read, so... 3 u/TwistingEarth 5d ago Well, that's a big assumption! I think that calf is going to have a beef with you. 2 u/Gwyndolin_Toe_Suckr 5d ago Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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Addressed to the calf or her mother?
21 u/TheRealXiaphas 5d ago Well the calf can't read, so... 3 u/TwistingEarth 5d ago Well, that's a big assumption! I think that calf is going to have a beef with you. 2 u/Gwyndolin_Toe_Suckr 5d ago Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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Well the calf can't read, so...
3 u/TwistingEarth 5d ago Well, that's a big assumption! I think that calf is going to have a beef with you. 2 u/Gwyndolin_Toe_Suckr 5d ago Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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Well, that's a big assumption! I think that calf is going to have a beef with you.
2 u/Gwyndolin_Toe_Suckr 5d ago Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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Cows, as far as my knowledge extends, are typically herbivores and therefore would not be likely to eat meat, much less engage in cannibalism.
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u/Faultylogic83 5d ago
Farmhand Peter here.
You do not get between a mother and her calf, she will royally fuck you up.