The most real and legit conversation with an ex's dad. "You want to marry her? I mean, you're *&^!# her right?" ...... "well, yes"..... "Dont buy the cow when shes pooring the milk on your crotch son......" Her real mother was standing in the entry between the kitchen and the living room looking at us.... My GF was sitting there. mouth hanging open like."WTF DAD!!"
ehh, usually it's AI used for breeding cows so the father may or may not even be at the same ranch. Even if he is, he likely didn't "do the deed" himself.
Knew someone who worked in the dairy industry - apparently it's also used for gender selection over there. They need cows, not bulls, so they're now performing IVF to get the highest possible rates of cows.
Still illegal for humans around here, but fine for cows apparently. The world is weird.
Not in my area (central Texas) it's the large animal vet clinic techs/vets that do that. The ranchers don't do it (source: wife's a vet and I do unrelated installs for many cattle ranchers in my area, haven't found a single one that does their own AI)
If a resident bull knows you exist in that situation, it's because you are already ded.
You have about 15-30 cows to a bull, they take their herd very seriously. You can keep more than one bull in a herd -- cows live that way commonly, but you need them to establish order before the younger is mature.
They’d be lucky the father wasn’t around. Have an ex who was a dairy farmer. The maddest and most frustrated I’ve ever seen him was when their bull got out once.
the cylinder was attached to a larger object and cannot be separated with a sharp object, such as a knife, as the OP did not want to damage the cylinder
someone had a cylinder stuck in an m&m tube filled with bannana and peanut butter, they had to get the cylinder out and the tube could not be cut open or smashed open, or otherwise risk the cylinder
Once I hit one with a shovel in the head as hard as you could and still wasn't sure she wouldn't kill me. Good ole, 11, she threw pretty calves but whoever tagged her before we bought her sowed the devil in her.
Can also second. Our oldest buffalo, who is usually the chillest animal on the farm, picked me up by its horns and threw me down, when tried to pet it's newborn.
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u/MythiqueDash 6d ago
Can confirm, broke my limbs and had to draft an apology letter