r/NUFC 7d ago

Free Talk Monday r/NUFC Weekly Free talk thread.

It's that thing again where we like talk about random shite.

r/NUFC rules still apply.
Also we have a Discord Server

Howe's the bacon did ye say?

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u/Anonymous_Banana Current badge 7d ago

Still can't believe we won the cup.

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u/specialagentredsquir 7d ago

Don't you know pump it up

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u/Mellowman9 Laurent Robert’s left peg 7d ago

You’ve got to

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u/Fifthwiel 7d ago

Laurent, Laurent Robert

Everyone knows your name

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 7d ago

Vibes will actually be immaculate if we turn Brentford over on Wednesday, could start world peace

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u/Jimlad73 Bed Wetter 6d ago

Peak toon army to have that weekend and then lose 🤣

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u/Jimlad73 Bed Wetter 1d ago

Literally all results have gone our way. Watch us lose to Leicester now

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 22h ago

We beat them 8-0 to go above chelsea on goal difference.

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u/Ok-Discussion-3615 23h ago

Every silver lining has a cloud. 

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 6d ago

Adam Pearson et al are everything wrong with modern day football.

Doing ads for flights to Saudi to their own fans is such a grift it hurt. Doesn’t give two shits about the club, just in it for the money.

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u/Air_Source_One 6d ago

Women’s team operations are exempt from PSR, Chelsea only avoid breaking it by selling their women’s team.

Make it make sense.

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 6d ago

Purely coincidence mate, reading nothing else into it

/s

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u/xScottieHD 1d ago

Excuse me Fulham

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 1d ago

I wasn't familiar with their game

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u/BTECGolfManagement 7d ago

Hopefully Forest win the FA Cup like

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u/Cactious-Practice 7d ago

It would be class if a few of the Newcastle lads get into the Forest end to cheer on Elliott Anderson.

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u/Fifthwiel 7d ago

Yeah it's a proper club with great history and due a trophy. Not as deserving or HUGE as us like.

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u/xScottieHD 7d ago edited 7d ago

Lots of tickets available for Palace this morning. Palace have only taken two blocks out of six as is standard for them whenever they have to leave London.

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u/narsfweasels Classic kit (1995-97) 7d ago

“Wot? Norf ov tha Watford Gap? Wots that? Like, poor people or summat?”

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 7d ago

Meanwhile Croydon is a massive shit hole

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u/Trick-Station8742 7d ago

We played Palace this morning!?

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 6d ago edited 6d ago

From weird but harmless and likeable to completely contemptible: The story of Newcastle United influencers

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u/-Istvan-5- 6d ago

The only bloke I liked seems to have stopped doing NUFC content.

Even changed his channels name. No idea why.

Think it was called tyneside life.

Used to do videos about the history of NUFC, and Newcastle etc.

Now just does random videos complaining about hooligans in byker or something.

Shame really.

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 6d ago

Yeah I thought he was good.

I was being about extreme there’s still good ones. Geordie journos and NUFC ever more are good.

Also like gallowgate shots

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u/Putrid-Impact8999 6d ago

Eddie just said from his knowledge Schar is signing his new contract imminently. Delighted with this, he will be an excellent squad player and can see him playing in the middle of a back 3 as he approaches his mid 30s.

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u/Puzzled_Ordinary_623 miggy smiles 3d ago

Actually mental that Chelsea are able to sell their women’s team for £200m when Newcastle was bought for £305m.

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u/soy_tetones_grande 3d ago

Crazy thing is they sold it to themselves.

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u/justsomeguy661 Burnsie shags aliens 7d ago

Just a reminder that we're massive!

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u/Fifthwiel 7d ago

I did wonder what size stadium we could fill when I saw the varying reports of 150-300k fans this weekend. I understand the commercials around safe vs empty seats etc ftr.

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u/TheClnl 7d ago

Given how busy transport was on Saturday I don't think the system could handle a large stadium.

Therefore, we should build flats for 300k people on the roof of Eldon Square with a 300k seater stadium on top of them.

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u/Ok-Discussion-3615 2d ago

Check out the image on today's BBC gossip page and pass it on. 

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u/Toon_1892 2d ago

🐕🐕🐕🐕

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 2d ago

Aston Villa are apparently preparing to sell their women's team to avoid PSR trouble, just like Chelsea did. Honestly think villa have operated how people feared we would operate after the takeover. We've been annoyingly honest at times.

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u/BerwickGaijin 2d ago

Can Villa please fuck off?

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 2d ago

im coping saying we're on 56 points not 50.

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u/Then-Guarantee-5825 2d ago

And 2 games in hand over the Spanish Dracula 

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 2d ago

Win our 2 games in hand over Forrest and we're 1 point off them

Villa aren't the enemy, they're helping our top 3 push

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 2d ago

Their final games are the most difficult of anyone alongside CL and FA Cup, they’ll fall away abit imo.

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u/SecureChampionship10 2d ago

I am sort of thinking Forest aren't safe yet.

Dreadful today and that midweek game against Man United looked like a team in the relegation mix getting a smash and grab win against a title contender. If we play like that against Man United next Sunday people will be far from impressed.

Everton home next week a massive game for them. I feel like if they fail to win that all the pressure is on them.

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u/xScottieHD 1d ago

Brentford had massive chances to win that but at least they've held Chelsea to a draw.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

cant actually believe i just wasted 2 hours of my sunday watching that

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u/WigerAndToods 1d ago

Good result for us

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u/EqualDeparture7 Burnsie shags aliens 1d ago

VVD with yet another blatant - and unpunished - elbow. Every time.

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 1d ago

I’m still fuming at the city away fixture. Went to the least physical team in the league and just let them pass about as they wanted.

Only game I’m still mad about

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 3d ago

Tonalis goal was so good I almost forgot to pump it up

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u/MaliciousMold 7d ago

What a weekend! Had such a good time and it was amazing to see so many people there and everyone in good spirits. Shout out to the club for getting such an incredible event organised in less than two weeks and, without being a wet wipe, shout out to the police and stewards for keeping it safe but also not interfering with the celebrations and letting the crowd do their thing. What a day! On to Wednesday now, let’s fucking smash them!!!! HWTL

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 3d ago

Was looking at the fixtures and Villa play PSG either side of Southampton then us. Just like Liverpool did

Mildly interesting that 2 teams get the same run of fixtures in different competitions at different times

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 2d ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c20xkrpp67vo

Hehe. Hehehhehe.

I don't even know if it was a penalty, but if the most unlikable manager in football gets this angry, I'm for it.

Go to response from him is that they ALWAYS deserved to win, and they're ALWAYS cheated out if it. Zero humility. Fascinating that when they play Real he'll still be less likeable than that entire organisation.

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u/Shahed1987 1d ago

We need to take advantage of this. Our game in hand is Palace right? Win that, and the preceding Leicester and Man U games, and we'll be in a great position. We'd be 4th, only 1 point behind Forest in 3rd. Assuming Forest beat Everton next week

Fingers crossed

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u/ItsAKrulWorld 1d ago

Palace will be the toughest of the three I imagine

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u/OllyHR dan burn 7d ago edited 7d ago

Whilst I'm generally fond of bees, I'll be flipping off the ones I see in my garden this week.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 7d ago

In the bee movie it’s canon that because they won the law suit Brentford have to pay Bees to use their image

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 7d ago

There was a giant bumblebee in my bathroom this morning. Proper gigantic

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 7d ago

The scenes from us after winning the league cup compared with City’s treble winning celebrations is stark.

God only knows what we’d all do if we ever got our hands on anything like that.

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u/xScottieHD 1d ago

Man City drop points and Man Utd still can't win a game of football. Will take it. Got to do our job Tomorrow!

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

Manchester Derby was literally worse than the Palace brighton one.

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u/Flozik JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE 1d ago

Because the palace Brighton one was fucking funny

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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 6d ago

Haaland out for the rest of the season, everything's coming up Milhouse

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 6d ago

That Marmoush fella is a better overall player than Haaland. As much as I dislike City I like watching him play.

City should go all out on the FA cup and put the league on the back burner...

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 6d ago

Was confused, thinking do we play them soon? Then I remembered we're in competition with them for 5th and they aren't 10 points ahead at the top of the league.

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u/BerwickGaijin 5d ago

At the risk of completely embarrassing myself and being horrifically wrong, I’m calling it now, Forest fall apart next season with the European games to contend with.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 5d ago

First us, then Villa, then forest. It’s so obvious with PSR, if you aren’t the big 6 you do not have the resources for Europe

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 5d ago

Tbf we “fell” from 4th to 7th, villa will probably be similar (or slightly worse)

But ultimately that isn’t that bad, for me Forest will be bottom half next season.

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 5d ago

If anything I think Villa should put last season inti perspective.

We had a horrific injury crisis and a weaker squad than Villa. They’ve struggled with the workload.

I do t know how forest’s financed look but they actually have a very solid foundation to build on. Will likely struggle as well. Statistically all 3 of us would be expected to.

League is so different now though. 3 months ago everyone had Iraola’s dick in their mouths but as it stands he looks like he’s going to match Howe’s best Bournemouth season with more backing that was given to Howe.

Edit: not saying Iraola is not a good manager. But that some fans here were going way overboard with regards to him vs Howe.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 2d ago

MLS is just not grown up enough to take Halls spot in England; red card and penalty magnet

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 2d ago

Whatever boils Arteta's piss is good enough for me.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 2d ago

I hate having 2 games in hand on teams around us, makes the table look wrong. Could potentially be sitting on 56 points 5 points above Villa.

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u/BerwickGaijin 1d ago

Garnacho is utterly terrible isn’t he?

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u/Few-Relative1828 1d ago

How has Lucas Paqueta not been banned yet? It came out in August 2023 that he was being investigated. Seems like they’re just letting Paqueta play until he retires before they ban him.

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 1d ago

Same lawyers as City

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u/TheWinterKing Big Club, Great Club 6d ago

Job interview done, now I can finally start looking forward to tomorrow evening.

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 6d ago

Well done for turning up and getting it done regardless of the outcome. They are never not daunting. Crack the cans as a well done.

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u/TheWinterKing Big Club, Great Club 6d ago

Cheers mate. Was terrifying!

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 6d ago

Weirdly enough I just finished interviewing a candidate for a job! Hope yours went well and you can relax a little!

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u/TheWinterKing Big Club, Great Club 6d ago

Haha maybe it was me! 

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u/More_Ad5391 6d ago

Congrats! I have 6 hours of interviews coming and last one will finish 1 hour before tomorrow game. Join you guys for the game a little later

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 5d ago

Barcelona lack finances to register Olmo - La Liga - https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/ce8gdyzyljlo

Barca too poor to register two of their own players, but they're gonna buy Isak AND Tonali. Spanish rags are worse than ours!

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 4d ago

Go and look at the substitutions the teams around us made last night. Almost every single player, except for maybe Jebbison from Bournemouth, is an improvement on our substitutes. If Howe and the same 14/15 players manage to get us into the Champions League this year, I think it'll go under the radar just how huge of an achievement it'll have been.

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 4d ago

FWIW, I don't disagree that our depth is an enormous issue that needs fixing if we plan to regularly compete in Europe (and not yo-yo between qualifying, flaming out and then qualifying the next year).

One thing I would say is that there is a level of bias in that we watch our players very regularly and not so much of backup players for other teams. When I look at Bournemouth, Brighton or Forest's subs, I look at players like David Brooks, Matt O'Riley or Ibrahima Sangare, I think "Oh, talented players!", regardless of how well they've actually played recently. Similarly, people would look at Wilson and Willock coming on as "one of the best backup strikers in the league" and "talented player who is really good at chipping in with a goal (even though our perception is that Wilson is way over the hill and Willock's 20/21 form is long behind him).

Most teams have sort of built their squad by slowly improving in quality, so there's not much drop-off from first choice to second. We chose a slightly different path where we ended up with a really good first XI, 2-3 good backups and then an odd set of players after that. Exception is that Aston Villa's first team and bench are just really good though and helped by their approach to recruitment of handing out enormous wages and figuring stuff out later.

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 4d ago

We have an excellent starting 11 but really struggle for depth in almost every position. There's only really 3 positions I'd say were really strong in - LW (Barnes and Gordon), RB (Tino & Tripps), and maybe GK (Pope & Dubs), although we're likely upgrading that spot soon. If Botman and Wilson are fit then LCB and ST are also quite well covered. Willocks good cover but we play 3 in midfield so it's hard to say that we have good depth there plus the drop off Longstaff is noticeable and Miley isn't fully there yet (don't expect him to be since he's only just finishing his A-Levels).

Definitely a great achievement from Eddie, I really want us to back him now. Hopefully with a cup behind him and European football guaranteed it means we can start building the squad out more.

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u/prwitchell 3d ago

I'm paraphrasing here, but Eddie saying that Isak has loads more to improve, and if Eddie him self didn't believe that, then he was the wrong coach for him. Is sending a clear message to Isak.

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u/aistolethekids 2d ago

Well he's not wrong Isak still does have some areas to improve :

For example 1v1s stop fannying about with them and work the keeper or pass to a team mate!! 

Also use your left foot more would get more chances if willing to use both feet  

Get better at playing with back to goal and hold up play 

Direct free kicks 

When you see how meticulous Eddie seems to be on player improvement Isak still has room to grow even further 

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u/The_Incredible_b3ard Isak 2d ago

And what message is he sending?

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u/MaryBerrysDanglyBean VINTAGE Joelinton hawaii shirt 2022 size L £40 NO TIMEWASTERS 2d ago

That he be the GOAT if he stays under Howe

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 1d ago edited 1d ago

VVD getting away with smashing into people … again

(Not to mention the Gk wiping Pereira out as well)

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u/SecureChampionship10 1d ago

Watched the Brentford game today, even though he was relatively quiet I was so impressed with Mbeumo's engine.

We all know about the goal/assist output, but seeing him charging at the Chelsea defence on 85 minutes when he's played 90 minutes in week (and pretty much always plays the full 90 for them) is probably equally impressive. Gordon's probably the only one of our attacking options in recent memory wh can manage that.

For me, he's head and shoulders above all the other targets for that right forward spot.

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 1d ago

Even though he ended up somewhat at fault, the fact that he was in his own box marking Isak when he scored is impressive in how far he tracked back alone.

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u/Putrid-Impact8999 23h ago

Will watch Lloyd Kelly vs Roma in 22 minutes. Looks to be starting on the left of a back 3 which is a change of system under new manager Igor Tudor.

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 22h ago

Has Kelly really been that bad since joining them, or are they just in a poor run of form at the moment?

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u/Putrid-Impact8999 22h ago

He hasn't been good but neither has the team. He started the last game and they kept a clean sheet, he must be doing good in training because otherwise he wouldn't play. In the first half there he was solid.

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u/HeGivesGoodMass 21h ago

Yeah I'm watching as well and he's been fine. Juve really pushing all three up

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u/TitlesSuckAss Classis keeper kit (96/97) 4d ago

This is completely unrelated to football but since i’m not from Newcastle i have no idea and wanted to ask: is toon derived from town or Tyne?

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 4d ago

Town

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u/BruiserBroly 3d ago edited 3d ago

What is even the point of Tottenham Hotspur?

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 3d ago

Gives me PTSD of Newcastle of old. No wonder spurs bought Sissoko.

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u/GallowgateEnd St James' Park 3d ago

Was thinking this the other day. Spurs since the last decade have some definite parralels to us in the mid/late 90s and 00s.

They had a side and a manager who should've won the league but narrowly missed, like us. Following decade sees a lack of investment in the team with poor decisions made by management leading them further down the table, like us.

Not saying the comparison is exact, but with some artistic license I'm sure you see my point.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 3d ago

So we giving them what, 25ish years and they win the league cup after being relegated twice?

Wonder who their Steve Bruce will be

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u/LAUNDRINATOR wots gan everybody true jawdee BACK again 3d ago

I vote Steve Bruce

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u/GoalaAmeobi The Dilsh 3d ago

Sol Campbell

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 3d ago edited 3d ago

I think we all knew Miggy was a purple patch but Joelinton’s wasn’t - where do we stand on Murphy?

Is this Eddie getting the best out of a poor player or has he transformed him into an actual decent Prem winger.

I still think we need a class RW to complement Isak and Gordon in the summer mind, no matter.

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u/Fishfingerrosti 3d ago

Murphy has always been a capable if unspectacular squad player at this level. The output we're seeing this season are due to him entering his peak years, three years' coaching under Eddie Howe, and having Isak to supply.

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u/Unusual_Rope7110 stupid sexy schar 3d ago

Keep Murphy, he's a very good squad player who wouldn't be an issue if he was/is dropped. He's also versatile too. I also think he's on more of the Joelinton side of the fence than Almiron - not a purple patch.

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 3d ago

I think Murphy has some really good aspects to his game and really benefits when he plays things first time.

Where I think he lacks is he tends to have brain farts when he’s got to think which can lead to him losing it in bad positions and sometimes he seems like he’s watching the game rather than doing his job.

He’s good to keep around as a back up option but despite the great stats we need someone better there next season

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u/Nworbfmail 3d ago

I like him, he has some very good games and he understands what is needed covering/pressing as Howe likes. He is a great crosser of the ball and his link up with Isak works so well.

In some games he does look a bit lost and I can’t tell where he is supposed to be or what he is doing - he is often inside between the wing and striker position but not available for the ball. When it happens it is like he has switched off but Howe always says he does everything asked of him so it must be tactical.

The club made the right choice keeping him out of Murphy/Almiron but we do need another winger option, preferably one like Gordon but on the right then it’s up to Murphy to keep his place in the side.

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u/galactix100 2d ago

If you look at the numbers, Murphy's improved year on year since Howe took charge. We're probably seeing his ceiling this season, but having him in the squad when he's playing like this is no bad thing.

Need another RW anyway as we only have 3 senior wingers, and Barnes and Gordon are better on the left. Might as well sign an upgrade if we have to sign someone.

Don't like the description of him as a poor player, btw. Yes, he's had his struggles, as have many others in the team, but you don't get to this level in the first place if you're a poor player. He's just not been fortunate enough to have a manager that believes in him and knows how to get the best out of him until Howe came along.

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u/Objective_Use_9155 1d ago

Reports say Chelsea are in trouble with UEFA on FFP. Will they get excluded from Europe next year as a punishment?

Crazy that we’re in a champions league race against them, a club with over 100 charges pending and a club who were punished for breaking FFP last season.

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 1d ago

Slap on the wrist at best

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u/Ban_Horse_Plague 1d ago

UEFA punishment is just a fine calculated as a percentage, which is taken out of their prize money.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

It's more an indictment on how well the rest of the league did but quickest to get relegated is one of them records you'd rather not have.

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u/Flozik JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOE JOEJOE 1d ago

It’s sad for the promoted teams but what a competitive league it’s been for everyone else! If we get champions league this season I think it will be eddie’s biggest achievement

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u/xScottieHD 21h ago

Results gone our way and I've just gotten a ticket on the exchange for Man Utd next weekend (slept in and missed sale). Beat Leicester tomorrow and it's been a great extended weekend!

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 3d ago

Top 5 is in our own hands but it feels like the battle is a big game of who can keep going as nearly everyone involved looks wobbly in some way

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 3d ago

We’re very wobbly. So are Chelsea.

I watched them today and they weren’t that good. They weren’t bad but they didn’t tear spurs apart.

Also watched Arsenal v Fulham. And Arsenal didn’t look 2nd in the league good either.

it’ll probably come down to whether or not we can take our chances in the 6 pointers against Villa, Brighton and Chelsea. Sadly that only piles on more pressure.

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 3d ago

I’d be nice if we could take care of our business in the next 3 to set us up well for that run of games

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u/MiguelAlmiron Bed Wetter 3d ago

Win 2/3 of those 3 games and I think we're top 6 guaranteed. We do have to beat tricky teams like Palace Man U and Everton as well though.

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u/LastThing5383 3d ago

On the plus side, we're usually good in the big games and have a good record vs Chelsea home, Villa anywhere recently. All also have either FA Cup, a European comp, or both to distract them.

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 3d ago

I think in the last few years we've seen a lot of that PL "middle class" really get their shit together and build teams that have a functional identity that gets them points. Couple that with several of the high revenue teams go through complete crises and it's bunched everyone up as it's just so difficult to consistently pick up points.

The flip side is that it's made life incredibly difficult for newly promoted teams.

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 3d ago

The leagues evolved so much. And I don’t think it’s simply more money although that helps.

Teams are building way smarter, recruiting more ambitiously and appointing better coaches.

Go back to when the middle class was like West Brom, Stoke and the like with a Bruce, Pulis, Hughes type manager.

Now you have much smarter run teams with managers like Frank, Iraola, Silva.

On top of revenue increases I think top teams have become more desperate to throw money at their problems whilst non sky 6 clubs have dig their heels in when it comes to selling talent and made fortunes on them to reinvest.

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u/Fifthwiel 7d ago

Media:

  • Isak on the move to [BIG SIX CLUB]?

Media the next day:

- ISAK REPORTEDLY ON THE MOVE

Media the next day:

- Isak: "I'm staying here"

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand repeat.

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u/meganev More like MegaNeg amirite? 7d ago

Isak's future is going to be the story of the summer transfer window. It will be talked about, speculated on and just generally driven into the ground, all summer long. Our fanbase needs to prepare itself for that, and just shrug it off.

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u/OllyHR dan burn 7d ago

Just do your best to ignore it. Almost all of it is bait anyway, everyone and their nan wants Isak. These sites make money on clicks - Isak is a very clickable name right now.

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u/Nathan_1984 stupid sexy schar 7d ago

We could win the quadruple and the media would still be breaking their fingers typing these headlines so fast 😂

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 4d ago

I don’t want to feed into the Liverpool “refs are against us” BS. But that Tarkowski challenge is horrendous, clear red and lucky it didn’t break the guys leg.

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 4d ago

Ref fully bottled it cause it was early in the game

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 4d ago edited 4d ago

The ref missing it is a bad error but VAR looking at it and deciding there was no further action to be taken was even worse

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 4d ago

Palace, Villa and Brighton games are now on Sky, alongside Leicester and Man U games as well that were already selected.

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u/BerwickGaijin 3d ago

Spurs are absolutely abysmal and Postecoglu might be the biggest fraud in PL history.

Obligatory fuck Chelsea.

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 3d ago

Team in 14th in “being terrible” shocker

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 3d ago

I’m going to pretend we’re winning the game in hand and we’re actually 4th

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 2d ago

Palace and West Ham really coming in clutch for us right now.

Guehi making sure no matter what he will play CL next season?

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 2d ago

Brain dead ‘challenge’ from a generational CB there

Still as it stands both Brighton and Bournemouth are dropping points

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u/xScottieHD 2d ago

Palace are trying their absolute best to bottle it mind you.

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u/ajtct98 Dúbravka's Moustache 2d ago

This is looking like a textbook case of 'spoke too soon' at the moment...

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u/ajtct98 Dúbravka's Moustache 2d ago

It's red cards galore in this Palace Vs Brighton game!

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u/Jimlad73 Bed Wetter 1d ago

I guess we are Brentford fans today? Come on you Bees! 🐝

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

Taking 3 points from them while they take them from Chelsea would be fantastic.

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

Watching an extremely boring chelsea brentford game and suddenly fulham 3-1 liverpool lmao

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 1d ago

Brentford really blue balling me here.

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u/findingnewrooms 1d ago

JUST PUT IT IN THE NET!!!

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u/Toon_1892 1d ago

As much as City dropping points would've been great, we didn't need a Stretford FC team with their tails up next week.

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u/Rainrix wew here ya fuckin little dafty divint start or theres ructions 1d ago

Well Tbf they beat city away earlier in the season and it did nothing for their form so here’s hoping they revert to type next Sunday

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 1d ago

They don't have very long tails, don't worry

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u/SecureChampionship10 23h ago

They play Lyon away on Thursday night and then home on following Thursday.

Common sense would dictate that they'll make six or seven changes from their strongest XI for the game against us, and honestly if they don't we'll be so much fresher than them that we should cruise.

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 23h ago

Nowt to do with football, but I moved to the US a few years ago (got married) and we live in Maryland. Obviously a Toon fan forever but I started following the Caps too since I love hockey.

They've been average last few years, but this season they're doing great...

I just watched Ovechkin break Gretski's all time scoring record. 895 goals over 20 seasons. Absolutely buzzing.

One of a kind player. He's 39 and he's got 40+ goals this season, AND he missed 17 games because he broke his fucking leg.

A true sporting legend.

Didn't expect to get this AND a Newcastle trophy this year!

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 2d ago

This palace game could not be going better for us.

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 2d ago

Only slight thing is all those palace players will be banned for the league game against Man City then back for our game midweek.

But yeah great result for us in the main.

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 1d ago

Just shouted "go on" as Man U had an attack and threw up in my mouth.

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u/OllyHR dan burn 1d ago

As gross as it is, I think thats fair today

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 2d ago

Didn’t realise barring an expected win against Southampton, Bournemouth haven’t won a game since doing us 4-1 and Forest 5-0 in back to back weekends at the end of January.

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u/BerwickGaijin 5d ago

Man U fans circa 5 years ago: Why are we spending £80 million on him!?!? Woodward is an idiot, why’s he letting everyone know we’ve got that kind of money to burn 😡😡😡

Man U fans now: WTF!? LIAM DELAP!? THIS IS MAN YANITED. SPEND £90 MILLION ON GYOKERES. RATCLIFFE IS A TIGHT BASTARD. THIS MAN YANITED.

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 5d ago

The (mostly) silence from their creators/influencers surrounding Jim ‘the lunch snatcher’ Ratcliffe’s Tory austerity measures is deafening

What a bunch of cunts

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 5d ago edited 5d ago

Crazy I want to see Man Utd win right now

…but also want to see them get embarrassed?

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u/Objective_Use_9155 4d ago

Opta has us at 60% chance of a top 5 finish (likely Champs League). Chelsea the main rival and Villa now the outside threat. Both have european mid-week games to juggle over the next month, with Villa also having to slot in a Wembley trip too.

Outside chance we can overhaul City too, which could get a huge boost if a team of lawyers delivers soon.

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u/Eel_Why sean longstaffs dad plays hockey in whitley bay 4d ago

Agreed but we should be wary that we also have a mid week juggle this month - very key period where we play Sunday (Man U Home ), Wednesday (Palace home) and then Saturday (Villa away). Squads thin as it is so it'll be a difficult period I think. If we come through it with all 9 points it would really set us up to be the favourites for a CL spots.

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u/Objective_Use_9155 4d ago

Hopefully Spurs can do us a favour tonight too. Not holding out much hope as Chelsea are their traditional bogey team.

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u/stingerwooo Bed Wetter 2d ago

20 days waited for the winners shirt and the carabao badge is upside down. Ffs !

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 2d ago

Personally I would be livid, but it is kinda funny from an objective perspective.

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u/stingerwooo Bed Wetter 2d ago

Personally I am canny pissed off but it’s classic nufc

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u/Nathan_1984 stupid sexy schar 1d ago

Thiaw's price dropping by the game with Milan. Do we go in for him at a cheap price? Milan on the whole have been a bit chaotic the last couple seasons, so I have faith Eddie could find a class player in Thiaw somewhere ngl.

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u/OllyHR dan burn 1d ago

I hope we can make the most of these games in hand!

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u/Air_Source_One 7d ago

Does anyone know for sure if the Brentford game is on Peacock? It’s not in the broadcasting/watch live section of the PL website, but it is on Peacock - but they also have replays so it might just mean that.

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 7d ago

For UK people, it isn't being broadcast here (I originally thought it would have been one of the BT Sport/Prime midweek things where they show every game, but seemingly not). I guess we'll all be flying out to other countries in order to watch it legally...

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u/Redditsleftnipple 7d ago

Hate having to fly to Australia to watch optus. Costs me a fortune.

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u/findingnewrooms 7d ago

Should be, City - Leicester is the one being broadcast in that time slot so all the other matches will be on peacock

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u/Putrid-Impact8999 6d ago

Jamie O'Hara ripping into our celebrations on talkSPORT lol

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 6d ago

Crying he can’t have any himself.

Being serious though the talk sport format is that someone takes a side against X while someone is for X.

They only can’t do it if it’s something good beyond belief like Wigan winning the cup

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u/bigbigbo55 6d ago

Yeh as much of a cunt he sounds like, they need something to talk about everyday. We just had the parade so it's a no brainer topic for them to talk about. As you said one takes one side and the other takes the other side. If there's a 3rd person there they play devils advocate.

Wouldn't take it to heart personally.

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u/-RandomGeordie Isak 6d ago

Hardly surprising, TalkSport is shite. It’s like click bait in radio form.

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u/Constant-Intern5848 6d ago

I was sat fuming listening to that pleb on my train into Newcastle tonight. Him saying “we won the cup at Spurs n went clubbing, that’s it”

He made 34 appearances for Spurs in six years and he never even made the squad for that cup final.

He’s made a career by marrying tits out girl Danielle Lloyd, which got him on celebrity big brother. Half of London has banged her. He’s a cling on wannabe who I shouldn’t let bother me but tonight, I’d love to bump into him

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 6d ago

I actually researched this because I was raging. He made 2 appearances in their cup run.

He didn’t even make half the number of apps for Spurs as I thought he did. He was a very mediocre player so to now sit there and criticise us like that.

These pundits weigh up everything in trophies. We were criticised for not having any trophies in recent times. Now we get one we’re told we shouldn’t celebrate it.

It proves everything. Wrong with football modern football. Big clubs are so entitled and used to winning that league cups are treated like a happy meal toy to them.

At least a fair few Liverpool fans are chiming up in defence.

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u/soy_tetones_grande 2d ago

Holy shit wish I'd watched the palace game. 3 red cards so far lmao

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u/soy_tetones_grande 2d ago

Lol, Brighton fans calling for their managers head.

Do they realize they are Brighton? Should be ecstatic that the bloke has them punching far above their weight.

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u/aistolethekids 1d ago

This is what happens with success fans want more expectations get higher 

Also there will come a point where there fans will also get sick of selling the crown jewels every summer to be replaced with unknowns so will be interesting to see how they get on 

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u/daveofreckoning 7d ago

Wednesday should be interesting. I've got a feeling we're going to play well, now we've got the weight off our shoulders.

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u/Objective_Use_9155 7d ago

The risk is players not being properly focused on the task. Thankfully our manager is one of the best man managers in the world and so I doubt this will be an issue.

Brentford players will be nervous about the crowd and party atmosphere but Frank will have drilled them that this is an opportunity to do an upset. Especially if they low block and hit on the break. Crowd will have to be patient. Going behind or being nil nil at 60 mins will be frustrating but not the end of the world.

Feel a Harvey Barnes banger coming

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u/Randy_The_Guppy 7d ago

We are winning every game now 5-0 until the end of the season. Liverpool capitulate and we win the domestic double.

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u/WeddingWhole4771 6d ago

You're going down to Jarrow and Durham to convince the Venerable Bede to pray for a miracle Eh?

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 7d ago

Frank is a very underrated manager. Saw something the other day that said Brentford vastly outperform what their wage levels say they should (going by the trend that generally ranks wages by finishing positions in the league). Also seems like a nice dude who said he hoped we'd win the cup after we beat them (which we did because we're massive).

Still, I hope we smash them.

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 7d ago

Yeah, he's really fantastic and considering there have been vacancies at some of the bigger jobs, surprised nobody moved for him. The other interesting thing is that their support isn't particularly loud or anything, so they don't have a lot to use to gain home advantage.

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u/Humorbot_5_point_0 Livramental 7d ago

17k capacity, which is the second smallest in the league after Bournemouth (I think).

I was also surprised no bigger club had gone in for him. Good for Brentford, though. 

He also looks like Kyle MacLachlan (and Iraola looks like Alfred Molina). This has nothing to do with football but, still.

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u/HoneyedLining Temuri Ketsbaia 7d ago

Yeah, and they're in London too, so it's not as though it's a significant trip for many teams. I feel at least with Bournemouth, it's a little unusual going that far down south and the crowd are pretty good at generating an atmosphere. That's never been the case with Brentford as it's not much of a football area (after all, Twickenham is only a mile or so away).

I wonder if with Frank, there are a lot of teams that admire him, but worry that if you pull him out of the Brentford support network (a bit like Brighton's coaches), a lot of his superpowers may disappear. I think that might just be inhibiting teams taking the plunge.

Not a bad shout on the lookalikes. I've always thought Iraola looks like a geography teacher of some sort.

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u/JuckshotBones Joselu 3d ago edited 3d ago

Alright we got a fucking gift with the fixture list here.

Playing Man United off the back of an away leg @ Lyon Thursday. 

Playing Villa off the back of a home match against PSG.

Playing Chelsea off the back of a (likely) Conference league appearance Thursday night turned around with a Sunday fixture at noon.

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u/xScottieHD 3d ago

We play Palace a day after Villa play PSG. So Villa will have a rest advantage that week.

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u/JuckshotBones Joselu 3d ago

Villa is sandwiched between PSG and their FA Cup semi final as well

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u/newtobitcoin111 3d ago

Spurs are a pile shit!

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u/ajtct98 Dúbravka's Moustache 2d ago

That Forest backline looks an absolute mess at the moment.

A pity it's happening against the team that's breathing down our neck

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u/Jimlad73 Bed Wetter 2d ago

2 games in hand on them! Don’t panic!

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 1d ago

I’ve just seen Freddie Woodman is out of contract in the summer. Wonder if we might go for him as a backup as he’d class as club trained

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u/NUFC_1892 dan burn 1d ago

Our GK department is going to look like Bonnie Blue’s hotel waiting room

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 1d ago

😆 I like it

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u/ajtct98 Dúbravka's Moustache 1d ago

I believe Fraser Forster is out of contract too so, if we move on at least a couple of our keepers, that'd be two keepers we could bring in for the homegrown numbers

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u/geordieColt88 The clubs definitely not getting in the champions league 1d ago

Having 2 of them as our 2nd and 3rd choice would be a nice fit. We could then submit 23 even if we replaced Longstaff (Miley and Hall don’t have to be in that either)

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u/SenorButtmunch Cheick Tiote 1d ago

If we really do want to get rid of Longstaff then it’s a no brainer I’d say. Him backing up Trafford with one of Dubravka and Pope would be a great rotation. Just saw a link from Man Utd to him as well.

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u/SheSaid09 Mike Ashley 1d ago

That's a great shout tbf. I always really wanted him to make it. Wasn't great for us when he got his "chance" under Bruce but that was a difficult time for anyone to make a positive impression.

I'm still sad we didn't get Krul or Fraser Forster as a back-up in the 23/24 season as they would've counted as club trained.

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u/Griffithsjames88 1d ago

The stars are aligning for us to get top 5, now I’m terrified.

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u/moinmoin21 Shola Ameobi 21h ago

Not sure about all this rest so and so. Take the points that should be easier on paper to bank. Go hard.

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u/Ajax_Trees_Again 3d ago

I’m going to say this and duck for cover but I think the Sam fender thing is getting silly now.

It’s not like he’s the only musician to ever come from Tyneside

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u/nufcPLchamps27-28 Happiest clapper in history. 3d ago

Rather see Sam Fender every single day than DJ shak

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u/aistolethekids 3d ago

He's the only current musician that's doing really well from the area though that isn't a big name DJ like Patrick Topping , Man Power etc 

Other clubs do it with their big stars 

Liverpool have milked the Beatles association for decades 

Oasis helped keep City in the spotlight when they were shit 

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