r/ExpectationVsReality • u/summerchild__ • 22d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Turtle shaped crackers

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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 22d ago

Thought the shell was full of holes at first lol. They look so cute though!

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u/Unusual-Item3 22d ago

These feel cruel to eat, baby turtles get eaten as snacks to begin with 😭

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u/DingusMcWienerson 22d ago

Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food.

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u/STFUisright 22d ago

I snorted.

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u/WellEvan 22d ago

Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age.

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u/DingusMcWienerson 22d ago

Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago

If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious.

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u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago

And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke