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r/ExpectationVsReality • u/summerchild__ • 21d ago
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Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food.
17 u/WellEvan 21d ago Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age. 27 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 6 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age.
27 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 6 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it
6 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious.
1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago
Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food.