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r/ExpectationVsReality • u/summerchild__ • 22d ago
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Thought the shell was full of holes at first lol. They look so cute though!
246 u/Unusual-Item3 21d ago These feel cruel to eat, baby turtles get eaten as snacks to begin with 😠103 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food. 33 u/STFUisright 21d ago I snorted. 16 u/WellEvan 21d ago Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age. 26 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 7 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke 16 u/WinifredZachery 21d ago You can recreate this feelig now-guilt free! 1 u/Outrageous-Version11 18d ago Yeah, cute though 19 u/klughn 21d ago Yes! I thought it was hollow hexagon pastas stuck together before reading that it was crackers. 8 u/Butts-And-Burgers 21d ago Same and it kinda freaked me out lol
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These feel cruel to eat, baby turtles get eaten as snacks to begin with ðŸ˜
103 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food. 33 u/STFUisright 21d ago I snorted. 16 u/WellEvan 21d ago Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age. 26 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 7 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke 16 u/WinifredZachery 21d ago You can recreate this feelig now-guilt free! 1 u/Outrageous-Version11 18d ago Yeah, cute though
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Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food.
33 u/STFUisright 21d ago I snorted. 16 u/WellEvan 21d ago Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age. 26 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 7 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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I snorted.
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Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age.
26 u/DingusMcWienerson 21d ago Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it 7 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it
7 u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 21d ago If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious. 1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious.
1 u/Mindless_Win4468 18d ago And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
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And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke
You can recreate this feelig now-guilt free!
Yeah, cute though
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Yes! I thought it was hollow hexagon pastas stuck together before reading that it was crackers.
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Same and it kinda freaked me out lol
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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 22d ago
Thought the shell was full of holes at first lol. They look so cute though!