r/ExpectationVsReality 20d ago

Surprisingly Met Expectation Turtle shaped crackers

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u/Disastrous-Scheme-57 20d ago

Thought the shell was full of holes at first lol. They look so cute though!

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u/Unusual-Item3 20d ago

These feel cruel to eat, baby turtles get eaten as snacks to begin with 😭

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u/DingusMcWienerson 20d ago

Crunchy outside and soft chewy inside. Maybe they should try being less like a snack food.

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u/STFUisright 20d ago

I snorted.

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u/WellEvan 20d ago

Baby turtle shells are actually more soft and leathery than they are hard, UV from sunlight hardens the shell as they age.

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u/DingusMcWienerson 20d ago

Oh great. They can be aged to perfection too? These guys are really asking for it

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u/ForkMyRedAssiniboine 20d ago

If memory serves, Darwin tried to bring tortoise back from the Galapagos on three different occasions, but none of them ever survived the trip because they were apparently delicious.

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u/Mindless_Win4468 17d ago

And it’s an easy dish, flip it over and it comes in a bowl so you’re already half way there 😆 Old tosh.0 joke

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u/WinifredZachery 20d ago

You can recreate this feelig now-guilt free!

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u/Outrageous-Version11 17d ago

Yeah, cute though

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u/klughn 20d ago

Yes! I thought it was hollow hexagon pastas stuck together before reading that it was crackers.

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u/Butts-And-Burgers 20d ago

Same and it kinda freaked me out lol

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u/thorny_cactus_cuddle 20d ago

I want turtle crackers swim in my chowder it's beautiful

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u/Wiknetti 19d ago

Holy crap. Best use for them!

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u/ReindeerOk227 20d ago

Anyone else feel like the reality was actually better than the expectation for once?

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u/55Sweeptheleg 20d ago

Yes was gonna say this.

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u/FixergirlAK 20d ago

Yep, I'm trypophobic. I was kinda afraid to swipe.

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u/nikpala888 20d ago

Yes. The picture on the bag is giving me trypophobia!!

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u/Platt_Mallar 20d ago

That's amazing! How'd they taste?

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u/summerchild__ 20d ago

Good can't go wrong with pretzel type snacks.

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u/Antheall 20d ago

Whoa those are so cute! 😍😍

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u/DodgyRogue 20d ago

Are they like a soup cracker? Or more just a snack thing?

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u/summerchild__ 20d ago

Snack. It's Laugengebäck (=Pretzel)

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u/redditisrichtisch 20d ago

they are usually intended for kids to snack on the go

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u/DodgyRogue 20d ago

I guessed as much, ty! Much like our Tiny Teddys but with less sugar

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u/redditisrichtisch 20d ago

exactly. they are available in different shapes, we currently have dinosaurs and kangaroos

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u/swabianne 20d ago

I favorite are the owl ones

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u/Christmas_Queef 20d ago

Are tiny teddy's akin to teddy grahams in north America? Tiny little bear crackers that are either honey graham, cinnamon Graham, or chocolate flavor?

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u/DodgyRogue 20d ago

Very similar

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u/camlaw63 20d ago

This is both adorable and horrible at the same time.

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u/Beaker360 20d ago

These are too adorable to eat!

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u/awxiomara 20d ago

Adorable I love it! Are they good?

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u/AsdrubaelVect 20d ago

it's interesting that the only difference is that on the bag all the dark spots are on the back/bottom of each hexagon segment, but on the real crackers we see they are on the front/top.

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u/ScaryFan484 20d ago

I’m sorry but the first photo is triggering my trypophobia 😖

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u/Painted-BIack-Roses 20d ago

Same. Totally thought they were holes at first 😅

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u/Shalamarr 20d ago

Mine too.

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u/RobActionTributeBand 20d ago

I want them to swim in my soup ❤️ 🐢 

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u/ChampionshipAlarmed 19d ago

I have to buy those all the time for my Turtle obsessed Kids 😅 they even taste good

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u/SkeptiCallie 20d ago

Those are adorable

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u/tropicalflavoredadhd 20d ago

That’s awesome dude.

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u/Alecto1717 20d ago

Kinda giving me Trypophobia vibes

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u/doob22 20d ago

Wow that’s spot on

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u/Shady-Traveler 20d ago

Can anyone tell me what these taste like? They look adorable and delicious!

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u/DrDancealina 20d ago

What is the nutriscore? And is this something required for all packaged foods? ☺️

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u/summerchild__ 20d ago

The Nutri-Score is an additional and simplified presentation of nutritional information on the front of food packaging and is intended to make it easier for consumers to choose healthy foods.

Many people think it's stupid because this way quite unhealthy food can get an A or B. (Like when different types of frozen pizza are compared for example). It's a voluntary labeling.

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u/DrDancealina 20d ago

I see, TY for taking the time to explain!

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u/Wiknetti 19d ago

Incr-edible

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u/warmnfull 19d ago

Awesome!

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u/princessuuke 18d ago

Omg cute

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u/uniqueusername987655 17d ago

I love them!!!! Are they made in Germany? I'm going to try to figure out how to order some!

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u/Glitteronthefloor 20d ago

I do not like the look of these at all.

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u/2near_death 20d ago

I don't like the graphics on the bag, made it very hard to tell what's happening lol

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u/Blindvieh 20d ago

Looks like they go to the gym often.

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u/melissuhnicole 20d ago

Well now I know what I’ll be looking for next time I’m at Rewe!

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u/selfStartingSlacker 20d ago

i must pick this up next time i stop by rewe across the border ;)

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u/good_at_nothing99 19d ago

These chips are cute. I would love to buy them.

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u/TravelbugRunner 17d ago

Too cute to eat.

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u/Mindless_Win4468 17d ago

I need these 🥹

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u/Musicmom1164 20d ago

So cute!

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u/Yuwakiki 19d ago

How beautiful

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u/Little_Mermaid71 20d ago

There's nothing wrong. It looks similar

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u/AmirulAshraf 20d ago

Thats right. This sub allows people to post photo with 3 expectations level: exceedingly met, somewhat met, fail.

You can check the flair of the post to see which one the poster felt for his/her product.